How was it this good?
How was it this good?
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Cause it was based off a decent book. Chances of fucking it up were minimal unless you're retarded.
Also didn't rely on jumpscares and actually took time to tell a story.
>Cause it was based off a decent book.
That is by no means a guarantee that the move will be even halfway decent
The kid story is actually enjoyable in and of itself, and then there's a horror movie on top
Most horror movies have no story at all except here's some sad people in a house and it's spooky
Good story and Pennywise was actually pretty cool despite not really being scary. I liked that his one crooked eye was actually starring at you the viewer the entire time. I think the movie cut a lot of pointless minutia from the 1990s TV film as well as the book in favor of telling a concise story that felt like a combo of Goonies and Stand By Me. I hope the sequel follows up really well.
The ending was a little lame in that Pennywise was kind of a little bitch after they figured out how to fight him. Wish they'd made him a little more horrific leading up to the end, but the story was good nonetheless.
"You don't like my movie user? Why?"
>Also didn't rely on jumpscares
but it did
It was a unscary cgi fest.
It's a shit book tho.
having jumpscares in a movie isn't the same as relying on them
>fat kid gets cucked by Stuttering Chad
Reminder that fat people are below everyone, if you're fat you might as well kill yourself
>realizes this
>gets fit
>gets the girl
the only parts featuring pennywise were ones where he suddenly appears or does something unexpected accompanied by a loud noise
there is no other horror element to this movie so i'd say that it does rely on jump scares
he was not only fat he was also short which was part of the problem
>being scared by clowns in 2017
I know, right! Little fatass is even the one to save her at the end unlike the protagonist who just left her ass to float and she still wanted made out with him while little fatass writes more poems. Lesson, don't write poetry like a fag and get a treadmill.
Literally walked out of the theater when I realized the kiddie orgy wasn't going to happen like it did in the book
Don't hold off yet, we still have a sequel were the cucks might have a chance.
Is Dollardumb the most pathetic villian ever? He basically spends the whole movie unsuccessfully trying to scare a bunch of children, only to get his ass beat up by a baseball bat.
>Also didn't rely on jumpscares and actually took time to tell a story.
ho ha hi hi ha ho hi ha ha ha hi ho ho
The child actors were good and actually likeable which is a big plus, American child actors can be the most annoying thing in the world, especially when they're meant to be funny. The neurotic hypochondriac kid actually made me laugh a few times.
I'm not a pedophile but I now have a redhead fetish after this movie.
Bet you would like loads of blood blasted into your face from her.
Comfy coming of age story. It stirs the memories inside us of our childhood which we would love to have back.
except for the parts where he taunts them, which there weren't nearly enough of.
Fun fact: pennywise is hiding in several paintings inside the creepy house. You didn't notice did you Mr jumpscare? You probably also didn't notice the librarian smiling and staring directly in the camera in the background
he was also in the graffiti on the side of the building where Ben was sitting while getting bandaged up.
Oh my God
The key holder kids are going to lose it over this
Was that him as the baby in the painting that Ben was looking at during the post-breakup montage?
WHOA SO SCARY WHOA SHIT ON THE BACKGROUND CREEPY CLOWN MAN DANG
Calm the fuck down, faggot! It wasn't real, stop shitting yourself.
You fucks better be telling the truth
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Well shit
It's a movie that makes you feel a lot of different feelings, which is generally a good way to succeed.
For instance, it has some legitimately funny moments, like this scene.
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because of this
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What does that have to do with the fact that the actual "scares" in the movie are all startling things accompanied by a loud noise? Background details don't change what the movie leans on.
It is a neat detail to bring up to feel superior to my friends while we are all drinking craft beers though.
I wish there was less Pennywise shaking and running and more scenes like him slowly walking up to the asthmatic kid while mocking him, or again with him standing across from the field telling him to come float. Those scenes were honestly the best and really eerie, rather than le epic jumpscare that just gets boring after a while.
???
It was exactly as boring and average as everyone expected it to be
>muh coming of age
>muh absolutely terrible jump scares
>muh pedo scene for those Sup Forums bucks
Because Froggo is in it
SO DEEP LORE
Because you weren't gangbanged in the sewers, you whore
As deep as your asshole taking nigger dick.
Did you know that only 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?
>The key holder kids are going to lose it over this
ESPLAIN URSELF user
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I just watched it for a second time. It's too long. There's way too many unfunny comedy bits. Get rid of Stanley and Mike and the movie becomes so much leaner.
The overt Jew Kid and the Black Kid UNIRONICALLY are the worst parts of the movie, they are so needlessly shoehorned in.
It felt very disconnected imo, especially at the beginning.
>hurr, here's one kind seeing IT for the first time, cut to the next kid
Holy shit, there was absolutely no need for the nigger and the jew to be in the film at all
movie is shit, horrible pacing and editing, and terrible acting by the kids. I wanted to like it but nope.
The nigger kid doesnt even fits in with the others.
The jew is unlikable.
The fat kid cant emote cause his face is so fucking fat and has no neck. When Bev is paralyzed and he screams "whats wrong with her" I cringed, couldnt tell if his face was laughing or worried.
Bill kid is fucking ugly and weird looking.
Eddie was just meh.
Ritchie was aight you can tell the kid is more experienced at acting because of ST.
Bev was decent, no complaints.
Clown wasnt scary at all, he was just stupid.
Henry Bowers kid was ugly and weird af. Couldnt act to save his life.
Overall 4.5/10, the old one is much better.
>The key holder kids
Why does this sound familiar and what are you talking about
post moments that made you ~cringe~
>welcome to the losers club
visibly winced at this
They play bigger part the miniseries. The nigger is suppose to the historian not cartman. He is suppose to be the one to tell the kids about history of dary and thats why he stays behind.
The jew should have been more "on edge" so when he kills himself its shocking but not surprising
>white guy is of course also convienently a radical racist that would murder a black kid in cold blood
It was bad but people got memed into seeing it because it was a social thing for like two weeks now people are obsessed with whatever else is trending now.
Stranger Things is the new hot meme again in 2 weeks
XD omg how do i give upvotes here??
>The child actors were good
no, stop this meme. Except for beverly they all were mediocre at best
why doesn't it just bite off the kids head right there?
His fear meter wasnt full yet
NONE, not a single one of you cucks NOTICED THIS SHIT
the fat kid who gets that red headed chick looks just like who???
faggot, zero dollars on patreon, etc
>movie hop today
>see blade runner first
>great movie
>aesthetics, soundtrack, themes all 10/10
>start watching IT afterwards
>nigger and his >children walk into theater
>constantly talking
>crinkling the plastic bag they brought food in with
>phones blindingly bright
>complain to staff, walk out halfway through
>get a free entry voucher before I left the theatre
IT seems like a good movie but I only got to watch half of it thanks to the pack of savages
Only after all of the chads in her life were done with her
No one said it's a guarantee you moron
All fat people look the same because you can't see their bone structure.
Stop watching movies in public with all the other animals like a pleb and watch the arabic leak on a 16 inch screen like me if you ever want to ascend.
>Oh my God
>The key holder kids are going to lose it over this
Latchkey kids?
When you say that a movie can be good because it's based on a good book as an arguing point, you are.
My fave scene is when IT almost went full eldritch abomination on the girl. Was a cool visual. I was hoping to see its true form but that's for the sequel I guess. Overall mediocre dubstep horror.
>feeling feminine emotions in this Year of our Lord Two thousand and Seventeen
making such a fuss about such a mediocre pleb scary movie goes to show you're just all underage or early 20 babies that easily identify with those kids, others are pedos I guess