A further British telly and nostalgia thread

A further British telly and nostalgia thread

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>smokers

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What was her name ?

remember that child abuse advert with the child falling down the stairs?

First wank?

dont do this

I saw that Rambo in the cinema. Had really low expectations. Really enjoyed it.

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Jess
;__;

Rachel Stevens after she left S Club 7 and tried out a solo career.

second one from the left got her tits out recently

I have to leave you lads - just want to say thanks for these threads, they're usually the best threads around.

what was his end game?

>daim bar
Never liked those as a kid. I fucking love them now.

m-me too

Mullar Rice or Mullar Corners lads?

>First wank?
Probably some late night channel 5 softcore porn film

>watching Romeo & Juliet (the one with Leo DiCaprio) in English class
>teacher accidentally pauses the VHS right as you see Juliet's bare tits
>lads in the class go nuts

>Panda Pops
>these bad boys
>Glow sticks
>Dragon/Flame shirt and cargos or tracky bottoms with buttons down the side
>skidding on your knees

School discos eh

I don't know about first, but one of the first was Trish Status in WWF Magazine.

The one and only time I was ever caught too.

>you see Juliet's bare tits
Except this doesn't happen in that film. It happens in the older one though.

The banned Kylie Minogue lingerie advert
Absolutely no regrets

Never wanked to stuff like this. It was probably a copy of razzle. I remember spending a whole day of the summer holidays planning, then carrying out an elaborate shoplift of the paki shop just to get a porn mag.

a few years back I actually tried to find one of those I had recorded on vhs years ago
sadly no luck

Kino desu
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sounds like a solid movie pitch, oceans 11 style.

>teacher reading Adrian Mole aloud in class
>gets to my birthday
>Goes "hmm" and skips the page
>find out later it was the entry where he had his first wet dream

Kek

>then carrying out an elaborate shoplift of the paki shop just to get a porn mag.
Should have just looked in the woods m8

oh shit

pure live kino tbf lads
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to stop the closure of longbridge

Sam
still with her after 6 years lad

Don't be retarded, even walkers says they're feet.

Nicole

>tfw you remember Andy Peters starting to cry on his last episode

I thought about a classmate bent over in a swim suit

Only wanked because the class made fun of me for never wanking

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every
fucking
school
disco

Heather

>instead of softcore, kids these days just go on Pornhub at 12 and jerk off to 4K HD Shemale gangbang porn

Going to be a lot of problems in a decade

>The one and only time I was ever caught too.
story?

>M8 had a chipped cable box
>he had every channel
>would stay up till 5am watching Television X
>wanking under the covers

I don't think either of us ever considered that weird or said anything about it. It just happened.

Name a more iconic trio

don't think the paki even cared, no one ever seemed to buy porn mags, the same ones used to just sit on the shelf for 6 months at a time.

>>made fun of me for never wanking
>PE locker rooms
>kid is asked if they've ever wanked
>"of course I have"
>how do you do it?
>I just squeeze 'em
>Squeeze what?
>my balls
Anytime he was seen in the corridor for years, someone would shout "squeeze" or "blue"

no big story, just the typical, having an awkward stroke in the morning
mum walks in
awkwardness ensues for the next week or so
then she starts joking about it with your sister to your eternal shame

thought finding porn outside was a myth, one day actually find a dirty mag.

me and friend laugh at mail order listing for a 'double intruder'

I can only hope they they develop a 'meh' attitude towards porn instead of being over sexed.

Top kek

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I'd love to find a place that plays York - On the Beach and stuff like that, Chicane and Lasgo or whatever

thanks for the laugh, user

lel

>then she starts joking about it with your sister to your eternal shame
h-hot

Surprised they even sell them still.

you wouldn't be saying that if you knew what they looked like
be glad you don't

what nicknames did you have in school?
mine was ben dover and bareback ben/spoiler]

There's something about the Skins theme that makes me so regretful, empty, nostalgic and homely.

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Who remembers this?

Aha

I always remember one lad's bollocks falling out of his bright orange boxers whilst getting changed and nearly dying of laughter when someone sprayed about half a can of Lynx on them.

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unironically went out with one of the girls in this video

got my hands on an old copy of mayfair recently. Never remember them being so grim desu, you can see the track marks on some of the models' arms. Porn these days is a different beast entirely.

>"blue"

same here.
I assume they keep them around for older gentlemen who don't know how to use the modern tech.

I still keep a magazine around for a back-up

Oi newman.

That lad on the left goes to my uni, LCC in London

I haven't bothered him yet but I always clock him and he nods at me

Speaking of buying porn mags, as I looked the oldest, I was usually sent in with 5 million 20p coins to buy a mag from the shop near our school. Guy who ran it could barely speak English and would always sell to me, whether it be porn, cigarettes or alcohol. Well, one day I walk in and there's some other guy there. Alright I think no biggie, I'm sure the same language barrier exists, so who cares. Walk up to the counter with a mag, he looks at me, looks at the magazine, asks for the money in a perfect English accent and then when he gives me my change he makes the wanker motion with the hand giving me back the change.

I've never felt my face get as hot as it did then.

never watched this and the mere thought of doing so overloads my feels

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I would literally kill you all to spend an hour flirting with her

kek

>watched skins once
>made me feel inadequate
>never watched it again

no worries m8, I once shagged some slag next to the rubbish chute in between 3 stinking bins.

a vikki blows or sophie howard pic where she had a champagne bottle between her legs
i remember a weird red blob and small green leaf sort of thing coming out and being scared i'd done it wrong

The new Robot Wars is wank lad. Dara O'Brien absolutely has no personality whatsoever. The arena looks like a fucking ice rink too.

The amount of money license fee payers give up jumped Taigs to present BBC shows ffs

>Naked attraction on e4

Jesus how disgusting.

The host is prime mummy milf though

reminder
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Isn't she a lesbian?

>PE lesson finishes
>"Right then lads, into the showers please"

Lesbian's can host tv shows too, user

anyone remember the show that showed kids as adult because they were fat cunts

Mate she's rank when she isn't hiding half her face with makeup and fringe

Well they shouldn't be

fuck you anna is based

I never watched Skins. I ended up going to Uni a couple years late and the people there were all super into it. I tried watching one episode and thought it was absolute shit. I guess I missed the window to get on board.

she used to do the sex education show didn't she? always used to watch that because i liked seeing normal people naked
always hoped she'd get naked too but she never did

>not just going to your next class caked in mud

You poofs I swear to god, any excuse

the license fee needs to end, with other media it becomes increasingly obsolete. I do get why most people don't mind though, just pay £147 a year and they get several ad free channels of their favourite content.

someone like me who sits at desktop pc is in the minority

"Skins is how you wish your sixth form years were, Inbetweeners is how they actually were"

married to sue perkins apparently

she ever get them out?

what the ever-loving fuck is this shit

>that fucking lineup

I look awful naked but Christ I laughed

>The arena looks like a fucking ice rink too
It's so fucking small. Maybe they think it's better like that because the robots clash more but it just makes it less intense when they actually do go head to head, plus it makes the battle less tactical.

reminds me a bit of the lineup shot in this absolute nostalgia kino

Suddenly I feel about 800% more comfortable in my body

i'd still hit that

this, sorry

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id have to go with yellow

>MIB cartoon

entry level
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yes, very over the top alarmist

purple is a tranny

Skins is bizarrely relatable, it's like the Sixth Form experience on steroids. Sort of a romantic view on how you wish your life could be at the time.

That doesn't mean the setting, the interactions, the understanding of time and anxieties aren't all 100% accurate. Skins is like the ultimate time capsule of whenever that was, you watched it in admiration/disgust but you were also familiar with it because it was your life too.

I still don't remember most of the story lines, but I do remember Cassie and Sid, they were people I knew.

They're all trannies you fucking plank
Right?

loved this shit