I'm gay.
My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.
Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.
>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff"
>Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there"
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
>Go to my room
It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.
What do I do?
Go fishing and catch some AIDS
>"Time flies when you're a faggot."
holy kek.
Banter back at him or something u fag
Take this faggot shit to Sup Forums, degenerate filth.
Record him and send it to his boss
>reported for being Sup Forums-tier stale ass copypasta
sage
eat shit faggot
>time flies when you're a faggot.
Top dad bantz
If you are thin and have feminine features, I'll probably fuck you op. I have no problem with gays... mainly because I'm bi
Literally an /LGBT/ board where people ask for advice. This is a politics board, not a blog site.
This
be less of a faggot i guess
>>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
Completely destroyed.
lmfao Iw ould sahe beers with your dad, he really seems like a fun bro.
Everyone above are newfags
Ignore newfags
Hide thread full of newfags
Pasta is old, newfags are lured
Are you a pitcher or a receiver?
Also, if the word faggot offends you so much than stop being a faggot. You have the right to be gay, and he has freedom of speech. Be like a dike and be a tough faggot. Problem solved. If he tried to kill you than call the cops or else STFU.
your dad is literally Sup Forums if it was a dad
punch him in the face
Well, quit being a faggot about it. Also. you're on Sup Forums crying about this? Either you're shitposting or a retard. Get bent faggot OP. We know you want to.
Holy shit nigger, this was already posted on Sup Forums a few hours ago, fuck off. The joke itself is a repost made like at least several years ago. Kill yourself you degenerate scumbag. Better yet, go to syria to sign yourself up as a human meat shield, doesn't matter which side, as long as you die in the end.
Shills are getting smarter
They now understand the applicatiins of copypasta
This is a slide thread
>your time is almost up
...
Newfags
>people are actually falling for a pasta this old
A shame.
Newfag
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
Dammit OP, quit being such a faggot.
Your dad sounds awesome.
How old are you man. At 18 you can get away from your piece of shit dad. There's tons of organizations out there who support young fags.
That sucks that you're getting shit for being a fag. Most people don't care.
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
Top kek
Here's a better question. Where did the term "homophobia" come from? Are people like you saying we're afraid of gays? That's retarded. Some one doesn't get scared because some faggot with a skirt walks towards them at gunpoint. That doesn't happen. We're not "scared" lol
>your dad must have seen data.
instead of Muh Feelz