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Chase Myers
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Kevin Cooper
>heart of disgustingly obese man surrenders
Also, who?
Elijah Gutierrez
Wow, a comedian who tells fat jokes follows through with the puncline.
Isaiah Myers
Who?
Angel Harris
F....
uck
hahahahahaha the f word starts with fuck
>10/10 comedian
Noah Reyes
>Ralphie May
>16 March 2016
>So I knew my Trump post would anger some of you but I felt it was more important to speak up then sit back. He's a dangerous man.
Turns out his diet was more dangerous, rest in piss lard ass.
Carson Thompson
>this fat fuck had a daughter
>he named her April June May
haha what a comedian indeed
Sebastian Gomez
>Ralphie may be dead at 45 of cardiac arrest
Uh, so he is he or isn't he???
Jace Davis
I hate when they say "died of cardiac arrest".. Cardiac arrest is always causes by something else, ex. Heart attack, heart failure, etc. That's like saying he died of being dead.
Leo Richardson
that's what happens when you're a enormous, disgusting human being, it gets you killed.
Elijah Allen
True, but in fairness, all human beings are disgusting, and we all die
Adrian Ross
Weed killed him
F
Henry Fisher
AT
Jace Perez
He died because he was about 400 pounds. Does that work?
Luke Richardson
>All that sizzling lard inside the cremation oven
Bacon never even had a chance, baby.
Levi Scott
>talk bad about Trump
>literally die days later
Good riddance
Caleb Rodriguez
This is why fat acceptance isn't worth thinking about. It solves itself in 40 years.
Tyler Bennett
fucking BASED
Charles Jackson
His heart couldn't keep up with all those late nights of eating fried turkey and taters.
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Grayson Collins
Cardiac arrest is the politically correct way of saying he died from being a fatass and his heart gave up.
Juan Cook
JUST
Camden Jackson
Jayden Perry
...
Liam Cook
John Pinette >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fluffy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ralphie May
Daniel Torres
nigga do you really expect me to listen to ALL THAT SHIT
Isaiah Hill
Fluffy is much worse than May.
Jose Allen
Agreed it should say
>RALPHIE MAY
>DEAD AT 45 FROM BEING FAT
Asher Wright
He was a big guy
Jordan Richardson
Wouldn't have it made more sense to name her March April May
Xavier Brown
I never watched anything he did because his fat face made me feel physically ill.
Was he any good? I assume not.
Angel White
No, very bad.
Benjamin Mitchell
the mad lad
Brandon Stewart
Who?
Jace Sanchez
Most will only ever address her as April May. March May doesn't work as well.
Eli Walker
>Wiggums*
Bentley Campbell
john pinette was 100x funnier than this faggot
Daniel Gray
Literally Who?
Benjamin Nguyen
>implying he'll fit in the oven
Daniel Jackson
His earlier specials were perfectly serviceable comedy.
Paraphrasing, but
>People lost their minds when the Pope died
>He was old. It wasn't surprising
>If I dropped dead right now you'd be sad, but you wouldn't be surprised
>'Yeah, he was a fat bastard.'
And he died the way he joked.
It's a shame /poltv/ is so obsessed with Trump that they can't even acknowledge when a decent non-PC comedian dies.
Oh well. That's what /r/thedonald does.
Ian Bailey
My sincerest condolences go out to his pall bearers
Nathaniel Johnson
he was a fat fuck
Tyler Allen
>Decent
I've literally never once heard of him before this thread. How the fuck am I supposed to know if he is decent or not?
Owen Sanders
Idk senpai. Just saying that hating some dude because Sup Forums told you he said something anti-Trump is pretty sad.
Hudson Lopez
He's not funny, I don't know why he said "decent". Sure, he makes non-PC jokes, but that doesn't make him funny. He just stands up on stage sweating under the lights making stupid loud jokes about fried chicken or something.
I think he got famous because he won one of those "Last Comic Standing" shows.
Cooper Gonzalez
>400 pounds
>poor diet
>freely admits drug use
>constant travel
>probably poor sleep schedule due to traveling
>heavy drinker
No big surprise. He should've won Last Comic Standing over Dat 'MY ASIAN GRANDMOM TALKS LIKE THIIIIIIIS' Phan, though.
Elijah Lewis
>John Pinette
F
Noah Garcia
...
Logan Robinson
this tbqh
Michael Wood
I only listened to two minutes. I'll summarize:
Ant thought Ralphie was shit.
Ethan Russell
someone add this fat fuck to the Trump curse collage
Hunter Bailey
*breathes in to speak*
*has heart attack*
Jacob Powell
That's a good joke.