Brit/pol/ - Bring Back Britannia! Edition!

No links, sorry, lads, but this is an emergency.

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twitter.com/LibDemDiversity
express.co.uk/news/politics/709892/Brexit-EU-crisis-Jacques-Delors-Margaret-Thatcher-EU-referendum
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/13/corbyn-johnson-and-osborne-among-mps-hit-by-electoral-shakeup
youtube.com/watch?v=16VZfj491b4
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37337467
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What the fuck happened to brit/pol/?

>wake up
>check twitter
>29 notifications
>see this
Britain was never a white country lads

school's back so the neets aren't neets any more

u guys look pretty dead heres a karen

>Britain was never a white country lads
what
who do I shoot to make this stop

Someone needs to start on links for the next post.

thoughts?

It's quality.

I always seem to get completely fucked fivers so I'm not too fussed. Always feel sad to see the old styles go though.

Remember when we freaked out that one time Pepe the frog was on the BBC?

That's so tame compared to today:
youtube.com/watch?v=8H2qI1hiCcw

That's a bit of a contradiction, mate.

school's out = not in education
school's back = in education

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/13/theresa-may-grammar-schools-brexit-chaos

The Guardian are mongs. Discuss.

>Found out Frankie Boyle writes for the Guardian

What the FUCK

Comedians are the toppest cucks

they really are, it's not like there's not a split in labour over it too

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3783576/As-grammar-girl-despair-kneejerk-party-Labour-MP-KATE-HOEY-dismayed-ideological-opposition-Theresa-s-plans.html

> being this much of a newfag
Fuck sake, just use the archive to find the last links used moron

WE NEED MORE PETER HITCHENS!

Haha, no.

Hitchens is only worth listening to when it's about immigration or foreign policy now.

WE NEED MORE PETER HITCHENS!

Yeah you won't get limp manky polymer notes like you do with cotton. I'm going to miss Darwin when the £10 gets replaced though.

twitter.com/LibDemDiversity

literally a party of cuckolds

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Throw all the muzzas in the ocean and let them drown and wash up on your shores then mulch them into dog meat to feed to corgis

Britannia, rule!

Also perforate their skin and turn it into crumpets.

express.co.uk/news/politics/709892/Brexit-EU-crisis-Jacques-Delors-Margaret-Thatcher-EU-referendum


The actual article isn't an issue, just the meme gallery. Fucking hell I know express ls trash but this is the worst

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You bitches ready to get SMASHED again in the ashes

Anything with Her Majesty is wonderful.

You fucking retarded cunt

What are some good blogs to read from the right aside from Hitchens? inb4 someone recommends The Spectator

Theyre still ass blasted from the last round. Ole chaps can't even hold their tea cups without spilling it

>the absolute state

theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/13/corbyn-johnson-and-osborne-among-mps-hit-by-electoral-shakeup

Spectator.

>60

made a video about Sadiq Khan lads,

youtube.com/watch?v=16VZfj491b4

please be gentle I'm new to making videos

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Did we really have that many school kids in here?

Normies went back to uni. It's only neets and bored wageslaves now.

Not bad user. Title is too weak to get you many views from normies though. Get those keywords in there.

>London Mayor Sadiq Khan is a HYPOCRITE in body-shaming debate

Not a lot going on to discuss. Brit/pol/ usually dies completely after major events.
I'm only staying here to escape all the reddit tier trump/kek shite.

Anyone had a look at how the boundary changes effect them yet. My local ward is being moved from a safe labour seat to a new constituency (actually a recreation of an older, abolished constituency) and it's mostly rural so may actually get a tory MP

To be fair I was impressed Brit/pol/ lasted so long after the ref. Though I guess it's now obvious that that was purely down to it coinciding with students off for summer break.

In which case it probably hasn't got long left. When's the next major event that'll bring it back? Article 50 triggering?

The only things left for this year are party conferences and the autumn statement.

Article 50 is the next big one planned.
There's always plenty to get worked up about in Scotland though

>Ruth Davidson: Scottish independence 'not inevitable'
>The first minister tried to use the vote to create a bow wave surge for independence. It hasn't worked, but I don't think the SNP will stop trying.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37337467

I'm still here.

I'm always here.

>comfy rural constituency is been merged with the east half of local shithole non-city

reeee

Does anyone else hate the area where they live and barely go outside?

I would barley go outside her

They'll never stop trying; the clue is in their name.

What will happen, though, is if they ever get a shot at another referendum and lose again they'll be finished.

Not really. Sussex is pretty comfy t bh

Why is the woman on the top two coins on the left sitting in a wheelchair?

That's Britannia. With a Union Jack embossed shield.

Looks like an Express title desu

the express are based because they support UKIP & actually comment on things like the migrant crisis fairly but their celebrity gossip shit is just terrible

I need to expand my Nige folder. Help me out here

He doesn't know what a sheild is user. His country is only 200 years old.

They don't have a real history

Good morning you mongolian shit pipe

What sort of Farage's are you interested in?

Just passed my Masters degree lads

Lets see normies use the "uneducated" meme on me now

good morning

Anyone else wish they were still at school so they could wear a nice dress?

a comedian in (((2016))) is not so much a teller of jokes or a satirist, but a robotic ideologue intent on instructing power how and what to think.

Boyle is a raving lefty lad, always has been
Same with Sean Lock and Jack Dee, it's all an act. You don't make it in televised comedy unless you're a huge cuck

What's wrong with shorts

This 'lads in skirts' meme started because a school took shorts out of their dress codes so the boys had to wear trousers in summer. Some cheeky fucker turned up in a skirt instead and the diversity brigade hopped on it immediately and pushed for it to be allowed everywhere

Remember it's your duty to laugh openly at schoolboys in skirts

>A video filmed inside a UK prison shows two inmates brutally beating up a fellow convict who is thought to have been jailed for rape.

>One of the men violently pummels the prisoner who moans in agony as he is subjected to the savage abuse - because he is a 'Muslim rapist'.

>He curls up in the corner as the two men say: 'Stop crying, get up.'

Are prisoners.

NEET = "Not in Education, Employment, or Training"

All rapists should get their shit kicked in at least once tbqh

Congrats man.

what were we then?

I'll always be here.

Why are Brits so lazy and incompetent? Every single service is done poorly in this country. Fucking hell sometimes you contact a company because you need a service they provide and they don't even reply to your emails or phone calls. An email sent on a Friday will 90% of the time result in a "sorry I'm out of office, will be back on monday" automated reply. Contacting people by phone is even worse, the person on the other side almost seems bothered that a potential new customer is calling them.

What is wrong with you people? What the fuck do you do when you go to work? I used to think the whole foreigners are here to do the jobs locals don't want to was a meme until I got transferred to this shit hole of an island. Leaving the EU was the best thing that could possibly happen to your country. Has anyone here ever done business with companies in the US or Asia? They will blow your precious "services industry" out of the fucking water famalinos. I guess you were getting too cosy because for the last 40 years your only competitors were Europeans which manage to be even worse than you when it comes to professionalism. Once you open the floodgates to out of Europe businesses your country will either wake the fuck up or go bankrupt. Either way it's a win win.

/rant

wtf im brown now

A nation of immigrants, obviously

They can smell your foreignness over the phone and via your emails,

Fucking hell....

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I'm back in uni soon. Fucking kill me

Just listening to the rain and thunder and lightning here. So comfy

Ask him what he means by "white nation" and how pre-mass immigration Britain doesn't qualify

Me. Although I'd be a shut in anywhere

I`m fucking smashed lads.
How do I survive work today?

As someone who's worked in retail for three years they British public are borderline fucking autistic to engage with, so I don't really blame these service providers.

>"It's 5p for a flower bag sir"
>"MANAGER NOW REEE"
>spend a whole 20 minutes explaining why we have to charge one whole 5p for grocery bags
>"WELL I SUPPOSE I HAVE TO THEN HUH, CAN'T CARRY IT MYSELF CAN I, BAKA"

This is like a daily occurrence at this point.

>Thought about starting a Traditionalist blog before Trump got into the race
>Now Pepe is mainstream
Damn I've nearly missed the boat to cash in on the alt right fags

Better start today before I miss the boat completely

Without this kind of attitude we never would have taken over the world tbqh

Currently work for M&S m8
The public can 99.99% fuck off - but the 0.01% are amazing

>we don't like selling to foreigners
Hence why you will never be an exporting nation.

I've made phone calls to commodities dealers in Indonesia. Their English is shit for the most part but the staff will usually do everything they can to get someone who speaks English to liaise with you and keep in touch almost on a daily basis until a deal is done.
Dealing with a British company? Good luck getting an initial reply less than 10 days after your first contact.

Step up, nigger. I seriously doubt all the strong independent womyn in your office blocks have a nationalist instinct to treat customers poorly when they are foreigners. You're just bad at doing business that's all.

What in?

Interesting. Sometimes I'm not even fortunate enough to get to the price haggling part of things.

>need a specialist product
>email company: "hi, I need product X with the following specifications, could you please send me a quote and delivery time estimate?"
>3 days pass, no reply
>pick up the phone and call them, explain everything etc
>"ok, I will contact my team to see what they can do for you"
>2 days, still no reply

Keep in mind this is a company specialised in this product only. What kind of company doesn't have this type of basic information readily available in case someone calls? The first thing that would come to my mind if someone in an American company did this would be an angry receptionist trying to sabotage the business. But in the UK this seems like the norm.

Any decent podcast recommendations?

I listen to the shows on TRS.biz along with counter currents, but I'd love some UK-centric stuff (Fash Britannia used to be ok before it got shut down).

Anyone?

Why do people do this? I guess I'm just too timid and polite but I'd never insult a worker like that

Who's more rude? Men or women?

>Solar tuk-tuk arrives in UK after road trip from India
>An engineer has arrived in the UK in his solar-powered tuk-tuk seven months after setting off from India on a 6,200 mile (9,978km) journey.
>Naveen Rabelli, 35, drove his auto-rickshaw off a ferry in Dover five days later than planned after his wallet and passport were stolen in Paris.

He came all the way from fucking India and gets robbed in Paris. HAHAHAHA.

Where can I find out?

Their site is rammed to the gunwales with clickbait.

Apparently Wales is losing 25% of its seats

Tbh I don't mind the idea of equalising constituencies but only if coupled with PR.

WTF I hate Britain now!

Oh women, by a country mile, especially middle aged mums with a failing marriage who are clearly there just to take their problems out on checkout operators. That "I'd like to speak to your manager" meme is actually fairly accurate. They really do have haircuts like that.

That being said, the worst customer I've had to deal with is some wannabe cowboy faggot who expected me to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of all the prices in the fucking store. Wouldn't leave until he had 50p shaven off his fucking sandwich.

Abroad atm but I can agree with this. I worked in a fish and chip restaurant for a couple of summers and the public is competently retarded.
>This was nice but it wasnt haddock and I ordered haddock
>I assume you madam it was, you see the skin there on your plate we noly serve haddock with the skin on.
>I am from Hull I know my fish and this wasnt haddock
Replying to idiots like this really made me mad. Hull hasnt had a deep see fishing industry since before you were born you old crone I like just outside of hull you stupid bat. I also saw the fucking fish go into the firer and onto your plate.

>mfw when cuck was said on the news

You know its bad when even the migrants are getting robbed. I have no problem with people like this coming into the country he may be a poo but he is clearly intelligent and dedicated unlike alot of the people that wash ashore here.

I love plastic money. Nothing better than xenoestrogens lowering my testosterone levels every time I handle any.

Didn't become a little girl until I left school and found Sup Forums.

what is the world coming to...