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Does anyone have the Blake PTSD story with the Aliens in it?
Nolan Cruz
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Bentley Wood
>tfw no waifu or family to celebrate christmas with
Ethan Phillips
You have us
Charles Cook
Christmas Arkos!
Luis Bailey
>We're almost as bad as your real family!
Gabriel Wright
>You have us
Daniel Butler
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Robert Clark
Key word Almost
Leo Ross
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Logan Garcia
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David Torres
Best baby bearer
Gabriel Taylor
>MFw only on the phone cause I'm in the shitter and a roomful of family awaits me watching the free Fox fights.
Charles Cooper
I also await a similar fate, but at least I have a ready supply of alcohol.
Hunter Price
Best naive retard
Logan Baker
Not with that massive target on her stomach that every villain can see.
Landon Rivera
What would spending the holidays with your waifu be like
Landon Nelson
I couldn't protect the Scorpios smile
Kevin Collins
So Whitley got what he wanted. How long until it blows up in his face?
Wyatt Turner
A reminder this episode proves scythes are a fucking shitty weapon when combating against someone and only weebs disagree.
Sebastian White
Poor guy. His goddess won't be happy.
Adrian Jenkins
Weebs or freezetag
Levi Gray
Sometimes it's much better to go with the smaller faster weapon than the big swing weapon
-bloodborne tooltip
Adam Cruz
How much you wanna bet he starts feeling the gilded cage effect as soon as he finds out that Weiss ran off to save the world?
Charles Reyes
Will she really kill him or will she give him the at least you tried talk and give him a new tail?
Levi Morales
She'll use some painful Grimm magic to give him a new, more evil tail and send him off again
Brandon Hernandez
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Thomas Morris
What if Tyrian losing his tail is a common thing. However every other time it was just him doing nothing important.
Brandon Rivera
Probably along the lines of a stern disappointment, but I don't think she'd kill him off, he is still useful. I like to think there is a chance for the 'deathstalker tail' theory to be true.
Ayden Sanders
How do you think it'd blow up in his face? WF assassins? Gold diggers? Him just not being very good at business?
So are machinegun claw gauntlets, hammer grenade launchers, dual pistols, sword n' board in a world with guns, and pretty much any kind of transforming mechanism. That said, are there actually people that think farming scythes are viable weapons? I've never seen one.
Grayson Thompson
*slap*
Andrew Davis
NO SURVIVORS
Ian Edwards
jacques will start forcing him to wear pretty dresses and sing for his entertainment
Jeremiah Perez
I don't know, he seemed really pissed about losing it.
Jack Perry
No fucking shit, it's a scythe. It's only meant to be a weapon if your enemy is literally a stalk of wheat.
Charles Rivera
It probably really hurts, I mean he did loose a limb. Now he can go join the Amputee Club with Yang and Merc.
Jose Evans
Now that he's the heir, all of his douchebag dad's attention will be on him, and he'll find out exactly why Winter ran away and his mom is the way she is. And I have a feeling that since Whitley is his last chance at producing a proper heir, Papa Schnee isn't going to give him the leeway he gave his other children.
Andrew Flores
>are there actually people that think farming scythes are viable weapons? Only in video games.
Nicholas Bell
Its important to stay warm and comfy in the holidays.
[Spoiler] wish I can shoop christmas hats on these. [/spoiler]
Aaron Hill
ooh, I'm anonymous, look how much I know about guns and medieval blacksmithing we get it already guy, shut up
Jayden Davis
It's not the problem that it's freakishly huge. Axes are huge, but you can use them in much more situations than a scythe user.
When you swing a scythe, even swing you swung is basically your attempts of wrapping your scythe around an opponent in a wide-spreaded area.
It only looks good on Ruby because she's been fighting giant Grimm the whole time and using it to evade obstacles or using the gun recoil to her advantage.
No matter how much Dust or whatever they call it improves your speed, strength, or swinging dexterity, it's still a fucking shit choice of a weapon.
Anthony Powell
Merc is too based to be lumped into the same group with those shits.
Ryder Kelly
Merry Christmas guys! Hope your holidays don't suck!
Parker Stewart
Don't forget Ironwood
Chase Hall
Thanks user
Isaiah James
You too, user!
Caleb Robinson
Reminds me of an older 60's poster you'd see in a shopping mall down south.
Carter Howard
>Weiss getting undoubtedly BTFO by her father for being a spoiled brat >RT's writing and camera angles make it look like Jacques was in the wrong
I woulldn't take this show seriously if it wasn't for the waifu pandering and fight scenes dragging me in.
David Thompson
Got a bit of a stomach bug that hopefully will pass, hope you have a lovely holiday too user
Jordan Bailey
/r/ing this Weiss with a slap mark on her face
Asher Reed
>Weiss' grandpa is Santa >don't foreshadow with tons of official Santa Weiss art
Wasted potential.
Nathaniel Carter
Being the Schnee Heir is definitely not all it's cracked up to be.
Thomas Campbell
Boi this art was made back in like 2010
Colton Moore
>tricked Santa and stole his company and ruined its good name how can Salem compete with a man that evil.
Jonathan Torres
>Child abuse is nothing wrong
Isaac Murphy
we don't know enough about him to really feel disappointed in him
John Fisher
Don't, they'll actually argue with you over this
Cameron Morales
I know that, I just wish they'd done it more. Do it so much "Weiss is related to Santa" becomes a joke theory and fucks everyone in the head when they actually confirm it.
Nathan Phillips
> Implying either of them isn't complete shit
Literally worst girl, honestly her family is a shit except for winter
Jaxon Russell
Jacques did nothing wrong.
Nick willingly handed him control of the company/
Evan Evans
>Literally worst girl That's not Blake
Charles Ramirez
Weiss did nothing wrong and I'll be glad when she uses her summoning abilities to escape the prison that is the Schnee estate.
Fuck you, fatso.
Caleb Diaz
I mean, you're not wrong, but can you really blame Ruby?
She's probably thought for most of her life that as a huntress she'd be fighting grimm 99% of the time, so a scythe would do the job good.
Kind of like how Coco mauled through those grimm in volume 3, only to job to Emerald (though there's some nerfing/plot armor involed as well)
Probably why Qrow hardly uses his scythe form against humans; he just knows better.
Evan Rivera
Give me some of them cancerous Tumblr reactions, rwbyg
Elijah Harris
>Two hands
Jack Gonzalez
That's what I meant by the writing. A random slap to retain obedience is unfitting to his character. If he was a rich faggot trying keep his children in line for the next heir of success then it makes since. But seeing a businessman who worked his ass off to keep his family on a stable upbringing to end up as Evil Stepfather-tier is underwhelming and an overdone cliche.
Asher Green
You are the Tumblr. You get triggered and pissy about opinions no one is forcing you to read or watch. You go looking for shit to cry about.
Caleb Richardson
What exactly do you want? Like rwde shit?
Anthony Flores
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Josiah Roberts
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Jonathan Nguyen
Who wants some christmas RWBY fluff!
Xavier Price
Sure.
Brody Rogers
I do!
Liam Nguyen
So uh, what language are they using exactly? Would be a lot funnier if I could understand it.
Blake Allen
>Kind of like how Coco mauled through those grimm in volume 3, only to job to Emerald (though there's some nerfing/plot armor involed as well)
To be fair, Coco was a fucking shitty character. I'm glad they nerfed her to what she actually was.
Nolan Rogers
Which waifu?
William Baker
Blake
Easton Allen
You know what you get when you don't beat your child?
You get Blake.
Ayden Hughes
Blake
Josiah Bell
Weiss deserves a better dad
Hunter Foster
I mean they have reason to find 'evil whitley' absolute bullshit, because it is fucking stupid
Carter Gray
>felinekin pyrrha
das racis
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Here's something to give you: A question to answer.
Why?
Logan Hughes
>Waaaaahhhh Waaaaahhhh stop laughing at me waaaaaaah kys
Parker Hill
I swear this site is like a cesspool filled with the worst of the human kind. I hope this site stays around forever so these degenerates won't find new homes to immigrate to.
Anthony Cook
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Wyatt Stewart
You're agreeing with someone who said they'll drop the show when Miles and Kerry push SSSN to the background. Just to put that in perspective. Them saying something reasonable is a rarity.
Joseph Watson
He wants to be annoyed on purpose
Jackson Butler
The fucking irony
Jacob Ortiz
I don't fucking know the guy, he's right about a 13 year old being evil a stupid idea that Tumblr will eat up
Hunter Wright
Just watch the show from Vol1, ep1 and binge it till current. If he can survive that long he'll be annoyed enough to punch anyone in the face.
Zachary Garcia
That's some serious heresy there....
Sebastian Kelly
Which one? The one complaining about people thinking Whitley is evil or the one who is calling him stupid for not seeing that he's obviously a bad guy?
He's clearly not thirteen though. Probably closer to Ruby's age.
Isaiah Davis
Holy fucking Jesus I thought Sup Forumsmblr was a meme
Ethan Nguyen
'Young teenage boy' then, being evil, it is still a stupid idea
Sebastian Nelson
It's really not. Sup Forums is literally Tumblr's wing.