/Half In the Bag/

IT'S HERE!!!!!!!!!! GET IN, QUICK AS FUCK!!!!!

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wow they went off on ponyfags ponyfags btfo

>BORING!!! WHERES MUH MARVEL QUIPS!!!
Fuck this cuck

>Mike found it boring
>first 5 minutes dedicated to talking about how boring the original was
Legit triggered

Wow i hate zlump too i will now contribute to their patreon

I don't think even Jay likes the original.

>duuur blade runner is boring
>duuuur blade runner 2049 is boring
not enough quips and capeshit action huh. bunch of ADD gen x cucks.

>Still watching Reddit Letter Media

That's because Jay is a pleb.

You can tell it's mike posting cause it's minimal effort and in your face as fuck.

My "review" of Reddit Letter Memeia.

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>Shilling for a youtube channel

Mike says he liked the Final Cut? what

Still gonna watch it

dont forget space cop. god what a shitty movie.

So did they like it or not

>people already bitching in the comments even though they do the fucking "let's pretend we got this movie confused with something else's that's playing" gag all the goddamn time

Hey guis lets see what the directors of Space Cop think about Blade Runner and its sequel:
>They are booooooriiiiiiing!

they did

say it in a mike's signature "Bostonian accent". that dumb fat fuck actually thought its good.

'd like to shake Mike's hand and congratulate him on a job well done on his half in the bag and plinkett reviews. And if he should then regale me with the tale of how he began red letter media, alright, fair enough, it's an interesting story. But if he starts to defend his thoughts on the force awakens, I should say 'Oi Stoklassa, no! While your reviews of the three previous films was more than fair, your new acceptance for weak characterization and rehashed plots has blinded you to the fact that episode seven is one of the weakest ones yet! You're meant to be an ambassador for angry nerds like me, now act like one!'

Wow they kept it up...
youtu.be/aoLV2NDX7K8

>criticizing Space Cop

Hey guys lets see what user, the director of nothing thinks about Space Cop

Maybe you should actually pay attention to the things they say before getting so triggered

And Jay called it the best sequel of all time and goes on to praise every aspect of it

nah I dont have to, Im RLM fan.

They've been spoonfed Hollywood fast food crap their whole lifes. It's not surprising they think Blade Runner is boring to be honest.

LOOKS LIKE RLM DEFENCE FORCE IS BACK ON THE MENU LADS

Yes but they think it should have been trimmed by 15ish minutes.

Maybe you should actually watch the video before saying dumb shit.

Well I'm sure, since you've never made a movie, you've never said a bad word about one.

Shiny haircut edition

Thanks m8s

I have directed bowel movements that are better than Space Cop.
SHILL!

>this defensive about his internet friends

That's exactly the case.

A man of principle. I can respect that.

I literally feel like this movie was too good to watch a HITB episode of it. Maybe i'll watch it in a week once my kinoceptors have cooled down and 2049's just more flotsam adrift in my cesspool of a toxic wastoid mind. But for now I will not suffer it such denigration to be picked at and pawed over by such HACKS. For now it is an elegant piece of art and a beacon of beauty and elegance in this gormless, sweaty world

this but unironically

rude

Well looks like Jay loved it, and Mike as usual doesn't find anything entertaining that's not cape quippy shit.

But Mike liked it a lot too. What are you talking about?

>That was a rick and morty joke
Wow what the fuck

Did you actually watch the video?

i turned myaelf into a hackfraud morty

>youtubers with giant reddit following
>surprised they use reddit memes
RLM fanbase is a bunch of plebbitor cucks.

>watching reddit letter media
You guys unironically need to off yourselves.

this. rlm cucks on suicide watch

What for?

Can't watch the whole video because I haven't been able to see the movie yet.

But they both agreed the Original was boring

calling the hotline right now

Mike literally says he liked the first one a lot.

Was it actually a Rick & Morty joke or is that some kind of joke about everyone quoting Rick & Morty?

youtu.be/iXVJfRZTbyQ?t=14

jack actually loves it I bet it was his idea.

what was the Rick and Morty joke?

Fuck I dunno

ironic because Jay praises it to the heavens

>Rick and Morty reference
>MLP reference

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Jay talks about Pacific Rim 2 possibly being fine
>Mike makes this face
Are we witnessing the rebirth of Mike "The Nigger Grave Digger" Stoklasa

Mike says "taken for granite" then passes it off as an R& M reference

did you?

he liked it despite it not being his type of movie

Jack has nothing to do with Half in the Bag.

even better was Jay's face when Mike said it was time to reference Star Trek

both of these moments nearly brought me to tears laughing

one of the best HitBs in a while

why

Was Gosling's hair dry a single time throughout the entire movie?

pic related

Did they like it? This will shape my opinion of the movie.

He did this specifically to birth a new meme and he has no shame

>RedditLetterMedia referencing Reddit and Memey
like clockwork

Mike also said "comfy" in this episode. Think it's time to drop these hack frauds although this video did put me in a mood to watch a comfy Trek episode.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
youtu.be/do_aluTj58g

It's better than the original confirmed

thank god this was my opinion before they released this

Jay loved it and Mike liked it

"i would recommend this film to cinephiles"
-Mike Cucklasa
"That was a rick and morty joke"
-also Mike Cucklasa
DROPPED like a ton of bricks

I meant it more in the sense that i'd like to steep for myself rather than immediately subject myself to the assessment of it as being just another movie to be mulled over. I should fucking hope they liked it at the very least

So Jay when's your gay weddi---

Fuck now I got to dislike it despite me liking it.

anyone here know what is in the upcoming videos post on the patron

First Fury Road and now this

I want to holocaust the normies

I'm tired of average trash triumphing over actual movie making passion

>It was boring.
>That was a rick and morty joke

What the fuck happened to Mike?

>Rick and Morty reference
Great now every RLM thread will have to deal with this shitpost

>a good movie does poorly
>happy about it
you must be really excited about marvel movie #27, user

Did they not get their handout? It's pleb critic approved trash

Stop posting RLM. Stop posting RLM. Stop posting RLM.

Stop giving these retards attention and views and money.

They take it in turns blowing Rich. The one who makes him cum is the winner, and gets the privilege of swallowing. Jay won in the one I watched.

>redditor youtubers reference beloved reddit cartoon
wow

I'm sure you bumping RLM threads will help your cause.

Why do people focus on box office as a measure of quality? most films are made for the masses anyway, and a niche flick like this has little to no chance of successful

You ought to have been able to tell he's the kind of person that brainwashes themselves into feeling a certain way by the prequel reviews, liking the JJ Treks, SW:TFA and Star Trek Discovery.

>they liked this piece of shit pseudointellectual pleb bait

LUL as if they couldnt get more pleb.

>what is sage?
>RLMfags confirmed newfags

I enjoyed Mike ripping on the Pacific Rimjob 2 trailer and then Jay says he liked the first one.

Mike's face when lol

New Plinketto "soon"

If a film is good, people will go and see it. If people go and see it, it will do well at the box office.
Therefore, if a film is good, it will do well at the box office.

You tried, i guess

Here's your (you)

>he doesnt know how to reply without bumping
confirmed redditor newfag cuck. also bump, I hope more people will shit on your beloved redditor jewtubers.

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>If a film is good, people will go and see it
That's obviously not true.