Why didn't the eagles take Frodo to Mordor?

Why didn't the eagles take Frodo to Mordor?

why didn't the elves just take the ring across the sea to Valinor?
Surely the Valar could destroy it

Why didn't they just put the ring into a catapult and hire the best catapulter in the land to launch it directly into Mount Doom?

Why did they bring the ring to Mount Doom? Why not simply get some lava from Mount Doom and bring it to the ring?

Why didn't Sam wait until marriage before propositioning Frodo for sex?

Hobbit culture differs from that of humans

Why didn't Frodo just use Turbo Tax?

why didnt eru make isildur trip into the lava?

Because Sauron had AA guns all around Mordor and would shoot down his eagles.

man i really miss movies like LOTR and the early Harry Potter movies(while they were still kids). There's something so charming about them

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Nazgul. Literally

Why didn't eru illuvatar simply delete sauron and melkor from existence?

Why didn't Sauron simply create some armor made of the material he used to create his ring? That way he would've been invincible to everything besides Mount Doom fire

Why didnt Frodo just get the ring resized at a jeweler so it wouldnt fit on Sauron

Because Frodo had a rough night

why not making armor our of diamonds since its the strongest metal on earth?

Do elves poop?

Why didn't they simply return the ring?
Sauron was its rightful owner, returning it would be the right and honourable thing to do. I bet he'd even give a reward for returning his ring.

Why didn't they lock the ring within a safe and refuse to tell Sauron the combination?

Yea.

I thought they were meant to be the good guys. Good guys don't steal or destroy other peoples property

Because the eagles would have been corrupted by the ring. Now stop asking this.

Share the load

Because he would just try every possible combination, he's got nothing but time.

What if they locked it within a safe within a safe? Surely after the first safe Sauron's patience will have run out

Why didn't Dumbledore just negate the ring's powers with a spell or better yet why not launch the damn thing into space?

He'd just get a ogre to break it. The ring can only be destroyed with doom lava

why didnt they just have a dwarf smash the ring with an axe?

What would he payl with, his sword?

Interesting. . . perhaps both the ogre and Sauron would tire of the ordeal if a third safe is involved. Perhaps a third safe is the answer.

Why didn't they just throw the ring into the bottom of the sea?

why didnt they dig a big hole until they hit the core and then throw the ring in there?

Lava is hot and burns through bags and hands

That was explained in the book.

Why didn't he just drive?

He gave it away

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea

[Gimli intensifies]

He'd probably get one of those kamikaze orcs to blow it up. Despite its name, I don't think the ring is safe in a safe

i mean another dwarf, a bigger dwarf with a bigger axe. they didnt adequately attempt the dwarf with an axe solution.

This bothered me the entire time watching the trilogy. They even give you a tantalizing glimpse of Samwise's Prius before they leave the Shire.

It's just nostalgia, user

this actually isn't an easier solution

What that makes no sense lol

Because the eye of Sauron sees everything in Mordor. The only way to get it in is to sneak it in.

Nazgul dragon riders would be on them way before they could ever reach Mount Doom.

They had a sword, bow, and an axe. Nobody had a shovel

None of them have a license

A big dwarf, are you listening to yourself? Might as well find an ugly elf to do it.

Why didn't Frodo just share the load

Sounds to me like another safe is required

>Sees everything
>The only way is to sneak it in

Where are they finding all these safes?

youre right. why not just have 2 dwarfs with axes smash it? or just have 1 dwarf smash it multiple times with 2 axes?

When you're 111 years old you tend to stash away some shit

Inside a safe of course!

This might work if it's 2 dwarfs, both duel wielding little dwarfs with axes.

>Little dwarfs

They're already little silly

Whoever makes safes must be making a killing

perhaps a dwarf with a hammer could smash the ring? i mean gimli did almost break the ring with merely 1 axe strike, surely 1 dwarfs hammer strike would break the ring.

>It turns out it was Sauron selling the safes
>This whole ordeal was an elaborate way of furthering his safe business

Baby dwarfs?

Because since the Odyssey it's about the journey not the goal you imbeciles.

Hammer don't hurt'em

Nazgul dragon riders, pleb

maybe if a dwarf smashed it with thor oakshields fancy sword?

Why didn't Legolas just solo Sauron's army?

>catapulter

The correct term is catapultist.

Also, why didn't they capatult an eagle to Mordor?

He's a dwarf, how big could that sword actually be?

Eagles are afraid of heights

what if they didnt put the ring in all of those safes but merely pretended to? so after sauron spents thousands of years opening them he just found a note calling him a faggot, surely he would become so mad that hed die.

Jesus this is so stupid. What the fuck were they thinking

He forgot he could fight that well

i think frodo stole the ring

I see no flaw in this plan

I'm sure he's been called worse then faggot. Maybe if he's called a faggot daggot

that's just like
you're opinion man

Afrodo Baggins

why didnt they just make frodo hold the ring and then turn him black with magical shoe polish? then he would cease to exist in the setting and the ring would disappear with him.

Why didn't they simply fuse the ring with a rock, thus stopping Sauron or anyone else from being able to wear the ring?

All this time I thought they were afraid of escalators.

Thanks for the update.

Sauron would probably put it in his butt

gross

Just think what he used to make the hole for the ring

how do i know this entire thread isn't replied to with ai?

You don't
That's solipsism

Does not compute

>Boromir explicitly states the entirety of Saurumon's forces are just waiting behind the black gate
>Air is mostly unbreathable
>Ring Wraiths have some weird non-dragon shit to fly with them, along with massive bats and fuckhuge spiders

Why did this meme even get to last longer than 5 seconds

This Boromir fellow sure does know a lot about Sauron and Modor

Why am I going bald?

they shouldve given him the ring, he couldve weaponized it against sauron.

He probably would of just set up a secret meeting with Sauron and told him to leave Mordor. Probably end up getting his head cut off.

>triggered by a meme

Daily reminder they could have walked to Minas Tirith and initiated the diversion tatctic at that point. Frodo could have flown from there while Sauron was distracted, thus blowing the fuck out of any stupid air defense arguments.

Daily reminder that pic related was a worst plot hole becuse there was no reason for it to be left open except for the convenience of the plot.

Why didn't he just wear the ring and wait for all of this to blow over?

Damn those dubs

Because Sauron would win eventually regardless. He would be weaker without it, true, but strong enough to conquer middle-earth and have his slaves scour every single corner of the world. His victory was a foregone conclusion. No one could measure up to him when it came to military power.

The only way to destroy him permanently was to destroy the ring.

There's really no reason for it to be closed either. I mean what are the odds that someone will actually make it that far with the ring? We have the gift of hindsight, Sauron did not.

Dildo faggins

why didnt they just crash an eagle into his tower after having mordori art students wire the tower with explosives? that wouldve destroyed sauron, surely.

Even if this didn't destroy Sauron outright, it would at the very least cripple him severely. He isn't able to do see jack shit if he's a foot tall pile of rubble