You will never have a daughter like Lisa

>you will never have a daughter like Lisa

Feels horrible, man

Good

Why, because you're black?

>wanting a leftist prick daughter
kys

>you will never have a daughter like Lisa

>Posts a picture of your ideal daughter in sexy attire to illustrate your post

You're not fooling anyone

>Bart: “You'll never know what it's like to be second best!”
>Lisa: “Yeah? I'm going to Yale!
what did she mean by this?

"Like" but not actually Lisa?

Well yes, Lisa is a fictional character

>I will never have a daughter like Lisa

Feels good, man

Not necessarily a bad thing.

she meant that a lot of writers for the Simpsons like Conan went to Harvard, and they have a rivalry with Yale. so a guy who writes Lisa's lines who went to Harvard wrote a joke that Yale is second best.

do try an keep up.

Hey pedophile, suicide already!

>wouldn't want a genius child who becomes president of the United States

So you've given up on ever accomplishing anything already, huh?

>Conan went to Harvard
>he's still only a second-rate comedian

I imagine the Simpsons will be doing a timeskip any day so Lisa can be over 35 by 2020.

Good.

parents don't tend to fuck their kids

I am ok with this.

Take your mind out of the gutter.

Feels good man.

living through the accomplishments of your kids is for manchildren

>wanting an obnoxious know-it-all vegan white Buddhist who gets involved in activism just to virtue signal as your daughter

Fucking why

Uh oh.

FLAMING AIDS IN A POT. ABANDON THREAD.

I'm happy in don't. Honestly I'd rather have a bart or adorable babby maggie
Wait what happened

underage spotted

>Implying lisa is a genius and not some self absorbed new feminist that could have been moved three grades up in school, but chose not to because she wanted to be considered the smartest in a class full of idiots.

there was even an episode for this

isn't skipping three whole classes a good indicator that you are somewhat of a genius
i mean skipping one class, okay you are smart. but three

The evil force was spotted.

Lisa was bumped up to the 3rd grade in one episode and she found that she couldn't hack it.

I'd rather have Maggie as my daughter.

I'm a pleb. What is this evil force? The loli fags? Cp?

fuck you, Asian baby man.

Probably either CP or someone posting ponies to derail the thread with Barneyfag's autism