The Dark Tower

HAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

Who the fuck approved this?

>yfw an oscar winning actor is reduced to that shit

holy shit, is something like this actually in the book? (I hope not)

most people on /k/ can do that

No.

>clip

No. There is an army of Dr.Doom robots throwing snitches from Harry Potter though

jesus christ

damn I look like mediterranean McConaughey, is this a good thing?

Interesting casting decisions for Revolver Ocelot and Vamp.

>Turning Dark Tower into Capeshit
Why does it look like they wanted the MCU audience?

>Vamp throws bullets

stupid that's volgin, even he manages to shoot out the tip

No. It's the complete opposite desu

This nigga aint even joking.

Wat u say u son of basterd bich

Absolute kino

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why would you even catch bullets if it doesn(t harm you ?

they actually casted idris elba the absolute madmen

I'm sorry my friend. I thought of that as I was posting it but I figured Vamp was better because he's moving around like a faggot.

Someone thought this shit would be "cool"

TOP 10 ANIME FIGHTS

Literally what said,.

Like 100% literally.

>catch bullets
>can't doge a much slower and larger ladder

I DID

WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

According to Dark Tower, all great writers (King considers himself one) aren't just making shit up with their books but actually channel the power of God to describe alternative universes. So in one of the books Roland and Co encounter Marvel creations that throw bombs that look like snitches.
He was this high when he wrote this.

Is this the Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura movie we've been waiting?

>brass coated lead remains perfect when shot at steel
>not even gonna mention the rest of it

.. tf is the matters with you?
Seriously you, creators of this abomination
This isn't even advanced science, it's common sense ffs

>Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura

awwww, I didnt catch that in the movie, no pun intended

This reminds me of The Dark Tower (newfags won't get this)

What anime is this?

>he hates fun

boy is handsome. i'm interested. but protag protecting him is not handsome. i'm not interested anymore.

it was a fun movie 6/10

Is the book series as ridiculous? I actually never knew what the books are like, but I thought they were more "serious".

should of listened when they told you not to read past the 4th book
Dont read past the 4th book

>fast enough to catch bullets
>not fast enough to dodge huge, slow piece of metal
???