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NICE AND HOT

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SEASONING

PEPPER AND SALT, MIND YOU

What would Chef Ramsay think about that 'za?

BAGEL, POPPY SNEEDS AND FEEDS.

For me, it's the McChicken.

CHUCK

SUCK AND FUCK

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SAGED AND HID

i thought only ulillillia sponged his pizza

>SAGED

>Cute Egyptian cat living next door wants to fuck
>whynot.jpg
>She comes over
>Immediately starts hotdogging me
>Ass cheeks clamp down on my dick like the doors of an ancient tomb
>Ready to bust a nut already
>She starts riding me
>Pussy is full of cobwebs
>My eyes are rolling back in my head
>Her expression is completely deadpan
>Starts titfucking me
>Dick is held in place by two strips of toilet paper
>She’s making eye contact with me
>1,000 yard stare
>I’ve never been so aroused or so frightened in all my life
>Opens her mouth to blow me
>Has fangs like a king cobra
>I try to make my escape
>Too late
>Swallows me up to the base
>ohshit.jpg
>Utterly convinced that I will never see my dick again
>She is nonplussed
>Blowjob ends, manhood is mercifully intact
>Please God just let it be over
>NOPE.jpg
>She hypnotizes my dick
>Starts riding me again
>Shoves her feet in my face
>They smell like the ground at Death Valley
>Finally cum inside her
>First scrap of moisture that has entered her body since the plague of locusts
>She’s not finished
>Rides me side-saddle
>I’m hyperventilating
>Can’t feel anything from my navel downwards
>She still looks like I’m trying to sell her low-end kitchenware
>Crosses her legs while riding me
>I honestly couldn’t tell you at this point if my penis was still attached to me
>Euphoria starts to build within me
>Everything goes blurry
>I have reached the golden fields of Aaru
>Come with the force of a thousand Ras
>She hasn’t made a sound this entire time
>Dismounts
>Leaves me lying on the floor in ecstasy
>Calls me the next day
>Wants to do it again

COCAINE

NICE AND FRESH

HEAD
NICE AND HOT

THORIUM ISOTOPE 5

NICE AND HOT

SUSHI

NICE AND COMPED

What is this, a scene from the mummy?

that guy looks like he'd rather roll that pizza up real tight and shove it down his asshole

I won't lie, my dick got hard

PAHN

NOICE AN 'OT

>it's a Mediterranean family is super fucking dysfunctional episode
>it's a spic cooking Italian food episode
>it's an episode where the owner is a schizo and Gordon doesn't have to say anything to get reactions
>it's an episode with an old decrepit depressed owner who's given up but continues the charade anyway

Can't get enough of this stuff even though it's brain-melting reality TV trash. Starting master chef now because I need gordonkino

AND A LIL BITTER OLEEV OIAL

ANHD WOLAR

what could doing this possible accomplish? you're still eating pizza, you cant just magically suck all the unhealthy out with a tissue

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>Waiter brings out portion
>Gordon says it's way too big
>tfw you eat twice that in your meals

Why does this quasi-Scottish fag want people to eat rabbit food?

Fucking hell, is that what an average amerifat pizza looks like?
Absolutely disgusting.

Did he just give that pizza AIDS?

>it's a cute 20 year old waitress tells gordon about how crap the food is and they have a good laugh about it episode

>it's a cute 20 year old waitress is very clearly dripping when she walks away from the table and Gordon calls her "darling"

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