America here i come

Ask someone about to reach freedom anything.

:^)

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Are you going in legally?

well, that is a ticket and a passport?
I didnt post a pic of me swimming across...

how's it feel knowing you've got to go back?

I wouldnt know ;)

Then come through the big, YUGE door in the wall and enjoy your freedom. Why would I be mad if you come in, LEGALLY? What's the point of this thread, to bait retards who get triggered from Mexicans entering this country before thinking that you might be coming legally?

Yeah. You could have a tourist visa, and plan to overstay illegally.
What type of visa do you have?
If you don't already have permission to reside and work permanently in the USA, do you plan to do so legally?

I assume since you visit Sup Forums you aren't the type of Mexican that Sup Forums hates. The criminal scum kind or whatever... So enjoy

I have a 6 month tourist visa

Welcome to America. No Fuck off. We're Full.

Have a good time amigo

What should i expect?

What is the first fast food i should eat?

Should i purchase a maga hat and fly back to mexico with it on?

Then you have to go back, unless you are granted legal permission to stay in the USA between now and six months ahead - in which case, enjoy your life in the land of the free.

>first fast food
Well, which state are you going into?

I fly back in a week, visiting some phamalam

How's the heroines in your ass?

Cool. Welcome to the US. Which burger will you try first?

Sweet as. I read your post as though you were planning to stay forever. Have a good trip.

>legal tourism to America from Mexico

Leaf-peeper spotted.

Stay off my clay Pedro.

t. New Yorker.

Tennessee

why are you going to US when you can come to Canada - the better America.

Welcome my Mexican friend.

Fuck, all these Mexicans look the same. Didn't realize they were different.

I want to try five guys heard its goat

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ANOTHER ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE@@@@!!!!!!!!@!#@!@!

>better America
>no freedom
>has to do what some ballerina boy tells you to do
>on fire

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Five guys is a meme burger joint for obnoxious hipsters. If you want a good burger you find yourself a Fuddruckers or go grill up some bison meat.

omg it's Danny

PISSING OUT OF THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT OF THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

Get some BBQ or somethin. I hear Tennessee has great BBQ

Five Guys is about as good as a chain can be.

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McDonald's, large #1 with a Coke and apple pie.

Enjoy your stay friend.

>Should i purchase a maga hat and fly back to mexico with it on?

Do you think they'd let you keep your head on during the way back?

Also this McDonalds, shitty or not, is a good thermometer for the current health of the country.
Believe it or not there was a time when it was the best place to get a burger out of anywhere. Now it's just okay every few months out of a year.

What TN has is a massive Oxycontin problem.

Lock your doors.

Was he ever a meme on Sup Forums?

Please bring spageti

do you charge by the hour or, the lawn, or like square footage?

>tfw i can shitpost as an american soon.

I wonder if it will change in the thread?

The flags i meant.

if you use american wifi then yes

Stay in your own shit hole spic. We have more than enough if your kind already.

which he will.
Make a tripcode m8

he's smuggling it in