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How're you holding up,lads?

>£12 for ticket
>£6 popcorn
>£3 drink
>x2 if you bring a lass

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Why the fuck did plebs vote to leave the EU

You did

>£4.50 for ticket
>£1 for a bottle of water

Love my local cinema.

Well I have an Irish passport.
So I guess I wanted the best of both worlds :^)

>not having cineworld pass and going as many times as you want for £16 a month, and getting a cheeky meerkat ticket for free on Wednesday as well

imax is £16.50 OFF PEAK

i heard australia was more expensive but it cost me like 10 dollars for a ticket which was £5

Cineworld can't fix their aspect ratio for shit and their Screenings are always cold and the seats suck. I fucking hate Cineworld

>imax is £16.50 OFF PEAK
I'm off to one now to see Blade Runner, and it's supposedly £10, which I thought was expensive.

Are we all going to watch the new Louis docu?

>Can buy unlimited cinema tickets at any, odeon, cineworld, vue etc for £6.50

FEELS GOOD

>£12 for ticket
My local cinema tickets are either £5 or £7.50. And no I don't like out in the sticks somewhere, I live in London.

Through work, forgot to add.

Havent been to the cinema since they got rid of Orange Wednesdays

>Being a poorlet
>Not being able to go to the cinema whenever you want

how are the screens though. I usually can't stand screens that aren't the new IMAX laser projectors. You really notice the colour gamut difference.

yes I'm that autistic.

>paying for a slut's ticket & food
um, this is 2017, sweetie. Don't be such a misogynist

use Picturehouse. a lot fucking cheaper but no imax

still looking for a reason to get Meerkat insurance.

>implying I ever have a friend to go with anyway

£2.50 at the local, £7 at the odeon

I majored in communications and I want to kill myself

They aren't *huge* but they're big enough and the picture quality is excellent.

I don't buy concession food.

Why would you do that?

Whats the consensus on HMV Curzon cinemas?


One opened near me recently right next to the odeon, I went in to check it out and was quiet as fuck, looked great if you wanted to go alone

My local only takes about 6 quid for a movie and drinks/snacks are cheap as fuck. Plus its unironically called.. The Kino, so yeah, fuck the Odeon, Kino all the way!

they're my favourite chain. I like Picturehouse but Curzons were the OG arthouse chain (and they do distribution too).

Their food & drink is also much cheaper.

I actually live really close to one of those. I've never actually gone in tho. They show more arty stuff, no?

Is it kino?
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>not stuffing your bag with butterkist from the tesco outside
you're slacking mate

...

i'm never seen imax. is it even worth the extra money?

Because "Communications" is a qualification that employers laugh at. Like, it's someone who wasn't smart enough to get certified in English. Or, to put it another way, it's a fleshed out qualification nobody pays attention to in the real world. Unless you work at Starbucks.

nah

Yes, but they usually show the latest releases too, just not as often as an Odeon

if you're poor then don't worry about it. if you can spare the extra bob then yeah it's an experience that can restore your faith in cinema.

I'd also recommend the Superscreen at the O2 if you can go. that bitch is huge.

>go to vue during weekday usually since i work nights
>pay like 12-13 quid for premium seat in the middle
>buy my own bag of popcorn from tescos for a quid
>maybe some malteasers or minstrels too, another quid
>bottle of strawberry flavoured sugarless water, about a quid

Going on the weekdays is comfy since you have an entire cinema to yourself usually.

Only £6.30 for me at a Vue to see Blade Runner 2049. Did get the student one though. I'm not even a student any more.

Anyone know a good imax in >london?

Want to see BR2049 again on the big screen.

haven't been in a while but sometimes I go to my local's last showings that start at around midnight or 1 and let out at 2am. you meet the weirdest people. it's like being in another universe.

>£12 ticket
tf do you live its like £7 for an adult where i live

Seeing Dunkirk in the Waterloo IMAX was incredible, I can defo recommend it

I love mine desu, are you in the North?

Might go after work tomorrow. Then again I might not. The commute back is a fucker.

STOP CALLING IT BRIT/TV/
CALL IT TELLY GEN

who /vue/ here?

£12 is like the standard at the major london chains m8.

my local is £12... before 5pm. After 5 and all day weekends it's £15

That's easy, 12 pounds ain't that much. I never buy anything to drink because I have the bladder of a 5 year old, and I never get anything to eat because it makes me want to get a drink. And I never bring a girl.

Strong independent cunry don't need no continentals

I know that feel so bad. but it's my only local choice. I'm cineworld's cuck.

I've complained about shit like that to the staff too many times to count.

Maximum comfy set up lads?
For me,
Cineworld
Coke/Tango Iceblast
Sweet popcorn

>literally hundreds of miles from London
>still 11+ quid for a ticket

The new seats and surround sound in Leeds-Bradford Odeon are really nice.
Perfect for watching Blade Runner.

Cinemas have gotten to the point were i dont even feel bad paying for shit online instead

I just use Amazon Prime and buy films and watch them on my 60inch 4k tv. Shit is cheaper and way more comfy

Well at least now you know how to chat up birds

going to the cinema with your mates >

at home
certified kino
few beers

its like a feedback loop
>people pirate or wait for DVDs because cinemas are extortionate
>cinemas get less customers and revenue
>cinemas raise fees to increase revenue
>repeat ad infinitum
the age of the kinoplex is over
the time of comfy home cinema has come

not to mention the average tv is brighter, clearer, and displays better colours than most cinema projectors, which rarely hit the recommended 15 foot lamberts.

to reclaim our sovereignty, brainlet.

>implying i didn't get Limitless fucking ages ago because I'm not a fucking pleb

You're never gonna feel a sense of awe watching films on a telly.

Been to that one in Wimbledon around 2014/15ish, watched a french film with a date.

That was the last date I've been on since.

be honest, has anyone ever experienced clapping at your cinema? i've been going to cineworld for like 12 years now that i can remember and never seen it once

Kys mongol

VR allows you to have 600ft screens if you want.

It can also be a social experience without the actual grossness of having human flesh near you.

I think for the king's speech

is it a britkino? i think its on netflix

never at cineworld besides Hidden Figures for some reason, it was fucking weird

A fellow wimbledonfag I see


You ever go to the spoons around there?

>going to chavspoons
>ever
you're mixing with the wrong crowds, mate.

chlorine chicken is a goood reason why the free market will create better chicken farmers.

Nah, I'm few stops up the tube line so it isn't my usual spoons spot.

Fuck off, its the only place that you can guarantee Thatchers cider.

>Last Friday
>Get pissed with some people after Uni but everyone leaves early
>Decide to go to a late night showing of IT at like 11pm at the Odeon
>The literally the only other people in the cinema was a couple at the back and a group of 8 Asian teenage guys at the front
>They keep throwing popcorn at me and calling me a pedo and a batty boy
>Leave after half an hour

and I thought the no singles thing was a meme

you got bullied by asians?
deserved it you poof ahahaha

BILLY NO MATES

Fuck off Yank

>The lass
Hello darkness my old friend

Cineworld at Leicester Square is amazing

Does anyone know what isense is? My local milton keynes imax is shilling it and it's cheaper than the imax
Although the 'imax' here is a fucking lie, the screen is nothing like other imaxes i've been like at the Printworks in Manchester

sod off you victim

Mate if you actually lived in Britain you'd know that Asian teens are second only to Black teens in terms of people you need to watch out for.

>milton keynes imax
***Odeon sorry

I live in North England so I don't get terrored by them la hahahahahahah you little nonce getting bullied by asians

Imagine living down south lmao

read this mate hahahaha

The North is literally full of Asians you fucking seppo, Yorkshire is basically Pakistan.

>second
>implying
South East Asian teens maybe. East/oriental asians? they're bloody harmless. I don't think they've even done one crime in the history of Britain.

>I'm a brit
>And she's a brit
>Billy, Ben and Bryony
>We're the Brits of Brit/tv/
>One, two, three
>Woof!
>I'm a brit
>And she's a brit
>Billy, Ben and Bryony
>We love our secret picture hooooouse
>Shh
>It's a secret
>It's alright they're not gonna shoot it up during a Batman premiere
>Lovely donkey
>Ahhhh
>Why is there a donkey in the cinema
>I'm a brit
>And she's a brit
>Billy, Ben and Bryony
>We watch shit films everyday
>One, two, three
>Woof!
>I'm a brit
>And she's a brit
>Billy, Ben and Bryony
>We sneak food in our bags with us
>Suck mah deeck, suck mah deeck
>Billy that's fucking gay
>Shhhhh it's a secret
>It's time to go in now
>Yep
>Come on!
.>I'm a brit
>And she's a brit
>Billy, Ben and Bryony
>In we go together now
>One, two, three
>Woof!
>I'm a brit
>And she's a brit
>Billy, Ben and Bryony
>In we go together now to watch a piece of shit
>What will we see
>What will we see
>What will we see......

I don't live in disgusting Yorkshire mate.

Odeons knock off version of imax. It not bad desu went to see blade runner yesterday because my local imax was only showing 3D imax.

Louis Theroux in 2 minutes lads.

last date i went on was taking my then gf to Piccadilly to watch human centipede

Gonna watch.

bollocks I haven't got any lucozade

Anyone else buy a drink before every film, knowing full well you'll be in anguish an hour in trying to hold in 2 litres of piss

group of faggot schoolkids clapped after BvS ended

My local AMC (£7 a ticket) just got taken over by Odeon. Have been going AMC for years and now I am pretty depressed about it. They didn't change or improve anything yet hicked the ticket price up.

Bastards.

>"Only the South has Asians"
>Point out a place in the north that is full of Asians
>"HURR I DON'T LIVE THERE MATE"

Fucking pathetic, Manchester is full of Asians as well, everywhere in England basically is apart from irrelevant small town shitholes.

Asian in Britain means South Asian you fucking yank

I get up to pee like twice anytime I bring a drink. I always regret it. yet I always get one.

>HMV Curzon cinemas

I've never seen one before