Cast him
Cast him
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captain uhhhhhhhhhhh nigger :)
Dr.FootFucker Blackman
hes already every white boy superhero and every white girl dream husband
what this nigger smoked? he's alread """"heimdall""""
Red Skull
I think they should reboot spiderman again with him
Moon knight would be good
Task master too
Fucking retarded nigger.
Cast him as the new Nick Fury.
Lt. Sneed Grease
As far as black superheroes left, its pretty slim pickings.
John Stewart and Steel are all thats really left. If he really wants to be a Marvel hero, despite already being the MCU, I don't know. Blade? Brother Vodoo? A younger Goliath?
But he'd prefer to be Black Panther or War Machine or Luke "white pussy destroyer" Cage or whatever.
Blue Marvel is the only one that fits his age. If Marvel can meme popularity for a space racoon, they can do it for other literal whos.
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>screen cap article
>post on Sup Forums
Fuck you.
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Iron Man
Captain America
Incredible Hulk
Thor
Spider-Man
Black Widow
Scarlet Witch
Vision
Doctor Strange
Black Panther + the entire population of Wakanda
The entire GotG crew
Loki
Thanos and his sassy, fat, black galactic family
>Disney's Idris Elba Presents Marvel's Avengers: Infinity War Part One
WE WUZ SPIDAH MANE
WE WUZ SOOPAH MANE
WE WUZ DAT NIGGA CUH CTFU 100 100
Isn't Blue Marvel a bit beyond the scope of the current Avengers films? He can solo Hulk, hold his own with Thor, and could probably give Vision a run for his money. Don't know about Strange or magic though.
Doc/Brother Voodoo could be pretty dope. Gladiator might work
>Homiecoming spiderman
tbf that pussy was already destroyed when he found it
Simple, make Stringer Bell part of the MCU.
>Spider-man: Home Breaking and Entering
good lord why is that art so terrible
>whiteboy superhero
>white girl dream husband.
Are you niggers seriously that fucking stupid you can't type "white boy'S superhero and white girl'S dream husband?
I see that shit on facebook everytime I log on and it's the most annoying fucking thing.
Niggers demand respect yet don't know proper fucking English.
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>Blade
We have a winner!
A male version of Mystique, except he doesn't transform at all, just all the beta cucks around him start behaving like he's legitimately the person he's currently, unconvincingly, impostering as.
Let's call him "Enrichman".
Moon Knight has to be charismatic and white
superman
I think he would do best in comedy horror. As some sort of space marine killing ridiculous monstrosity after monstrosity and reacting with a mixture of horror/black humor.
>let Idris Elba play black characters
You're not going to make it very far in hollywood.
I could see him best as Spiderman, Ironman, Deadpool
>Spider Man 2 - Home Invasion
>Blade
Please no. Wesley Snipes will never be surpassed, especially not by
>le british black "actor"
Spiderman in the next reboot
A black cop.
Blade is British
Isn't Blade British in the comics?
The Amazing African Negro Guy
James Bond bitten by a radioactive spider
Captain Africa
He's a black male with a job, he's already a Superhero
>graphically cutting his enemy's face off
You have to be mentally unstable to get off at EXTREMELY sadistic shit like this. It's not cool, it's fucking repulsive. The hell is wrong with comic book writers and their boner for sadism?
>Live in America
>H-He's British!
I fucking hate bongs so much.
Magnegro
Captain America
Go lick your sister's tiny nascar penis
Redditman: Conquest of Drumpf
Moon Knight's a kike.
>obviously did not know something important about a character that he so vehemently defends
>gets called out on why he is retarded
>retorts with ad hominem because small brain ameridonald
lmfao amerifats everyone.
also elba plays a better amerilard than most of your own fatties anyway rofl
They could recast heimdal and have thor meet james bond.
He would be confused at first, but them he would meet heimdal again and find out he had always been a fucking white male
Blade, in a Netflix show. Then do Jon Hamm as Moon Knight, Kit Harrington as Ghost Rider. Then bring them three plus Punisher into a Defenders like show called The Offenders. Rated R for disturbing violence and gore, frightening and intense scenes, torture, extreme profanity, graphic sexual content and nudity, and excessive drug abuse.
>Challenge: ask your gf/wife if she thinks he's attractive
My wife was watching the Office and said she doesn't like him because he's mean to Jim. I asked if she thought he was attractive and she said no.
I'm fucking sick of the pretentious twat.
why don't niggers just write their own superheros?
>Dude, he's totally British, I swear!
Tell me again, where does he live in the comics?
>B-But his mother was British!
Wow, I guess that means that Obama isn't American going by your logic.
Britbongs everyone.
He was born and raised in London, pal.
London
thanks I'm kind of tired
obama is american because he was born in america
blade is british because he was born in britain
your point destroys your own argument.
Are you actually a retard?
>GIBS ROLE
>huehuehuehue
Even women need to suck dick to get roles. This guy gets roles for being black. That doesn't seem right to me.
>88689788
the blue marvel
You think Idris doesn't suck dick? he's a master dick sucker
you know he would actually be a pretty great john stewart but thats DC.
Idris Elba
blacknegro
has the ability to control bling
Idris Elba is memed so hard that I cannot take him seriously anymore.
Not true. He could easily play Icon.
You
>B-But he wasn't born in America, s-so technically...
>What is citizenship
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Not Marvel, but he could play Spawn
Martian manhunter?
Not a superhero but I actually think he would make a very good harry palmer in a remake of those films, they were like a thinking man's
if he wanted to do DC he could be the second Mr Terrific
can't think of a Marvel one right now, maybe Bishop from Xmen but then you would have to do a shitty time travel story
>he's a master dick sucker
gonna have to ask how you know that user
all of them of course
He could be Blue Marvel, but nobody cares about him