IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SAUCE MORTY

>IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SAUCE MORTY

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>implying Sup Forums wouldn't show up to McDonald's restaurants in neckbearded droves if they had an "Oh, Frittata" day

>the absolute state of north Americans

There's only one mcdonalds in the direction they drove? Are reddit and meme fans this retarded?

I NEED MULAN SAUCE

A FUCKING

i personally think you are more retarded to give a shit either way.

hmmmmm I think I know where this guys life is heading

You have a gf and you make her come 4 hours for tendies sauce? males in this generation are SO fucked...

i love seeing all these faggot redditors being disappointed in droves after their meme sauce ran out

even better when they are canadians

Autist chimping out about a cartoon sauce has been the best thing to happen in a few weeks

Hey guys, I got my Szechuan sauce! I didn't even have to wait for it!

oh my god why do these cringy losers exist?

I don't think his name is Jillian

Hahahaha, twats.

cringe

sometimes I feel like I've been relocated to some kind of matrix type vr simulation

fun memories

what happened in the end?

They're just normies that watch adult swim.

Looks like birazzo Mike Matei on the right there.

/ck/ here. the szechuan sauce at mickey d's is one of their shittest sauces

hes literally was and is a cuck

she fucked a nigger (me)

he stayed with her?

oh yeah

>Drive hours and hours for my sauce morty
>not cringy

He's hot post more pics of him

Not only did he stay with her, the guy who fucked her sent him a letter telling her that he should be thankful for having such a great girl. And then he apologized to both her and the dude who fucked her.

He did, she has also gained quite a bit of weight since

was taken

>grasping at straws this badly
Cringing @ your existence senpai

>not calling ahead

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The fuck?
Thought I remember reading somewhere that he left her at the event, taking the car and that they were over.

>the absolute state of Amerifats

>>Drive hours and hours for my sauce morty
>with your gf
>you fuck and get to lick her privileged asshole so you know its clean

what is this

Those bubble mailers are like $3 each, fucking gen x.

he did but obviously the cuck that he is stayed with her

Yeah, then they both disappeared off the internet for two years until he posted an update that they were back together. And he fucking apologized.

>instead of raising a family white people do this
JUST

...

story?

go back to pol

the absolute province of the rick and morty fandom

Is that nigga in the middle seriously wearing a Blue's Clues shirt?

oy vey the goyim know

Who isn't to say SHE was the one who wanted to wait 4 hours for meme sauce?

>couple goes to gaming convention
>guy goes bed early while his gf stays out with friends getting drunk
>they run a train on her
>boyfriend finds out and leaves with car
>later people find out he is still with her
>and this

Well, for one, XRA doesn't shill multinational companies

Two, McDonald's would never promote anything that has to do with XRA

And 3, you can make our own frittata, just like you can make your own szechuan sauce, but redditors fall for the consumerist shilling that this shit was

HURR DURR MUMY WE NEED GO TO MC D CAUSE I WANT DE MIK N RORTY SAUZE. NOW MUMY NOW HURRR

They re-enacted THAT scene from IT

>These are the people that want communism

kek

A normie's life is nothing but cringe. They just don't know it and refuse to accept it.

Why do they have the same bad teeth? Is he fucking his sister?

Alas, r-ddit, in a cruel twist of irony, it is us who are Rick, and they, the Morty

because they are unattractive. Why do you think they are going to a gaming convention full of autists and trannies?

The worst part is they still let the guy who did it at speed running events every year where other people get banned for the most minor indiscretions.

Should have called first.

I don't think he's made anyone come ever.

what the fuck is wrong with women and the men that enable them?

Which one of you did this?

>getting triggered over a cartoon
>obsessing over its fanbase
All of you are fucking pathetic.

These are just young kids you can forgive them for jumping on a bandwagon. I mean I remember when I discovered Sup Forums right at the start of high school I would spout memes with my friends IRL. Give kids this age time to mature

>Reddit actually having a phone conversation

They are the same people that go to a pizzeria & bitch about them not having french fries or gluten free options, leaving a 1 star rating.

Shh. Don't let reddit know you can buy it at any Chinese themes grocer.

going to need proof because so far it looks like you are telling a huge lie to exaggerate the first lie. unless you cant provide proof and your all just circlejerking a lie

It was only at select mcdonalds.

reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/4pys0e/sam_and_tolki_the_timeline/

but they wont. they will stay like that forever

What did he mean by this?

twitter.com/McDonalds/status/917169818725384192

Don't worry, guys, it's coming back in Winter for more than one day.

Man, she's really nailed that angle shot to hide her ugly face.

Wow, men are so fucking cucked in today's society holy fuck. Was she even apologetic?

>when your fanbase is so liable to sperg out and cause property damage that you have to print out an official sign for your door

> a dude tried to wheel

And the sun is hot.

I really want this to be true

>lots of porn! Are you into porn?
These guys are all retarded.

or maybe she doesn't want you virgins to make her your masturbation fantasy.

Capitalism was a mistake

They should be used to not being able to eat then.

ZING. Virtual high fives anyone?

god, i wish that were me

I don't eat chicken nuggets from McDonald's unless I'm broke. Chick Fil A has the best nuggets and you don't need some mediocre sauce for them to taste good. I guess they season them with gay hate. Eh, it works.

S! tv show when?

FOR YOU

>he has a GF
>you don't

heh.

It's going to be a part of their new happy meals for 'adults' promotion, Millenial Meals.

I hate millennials

Why would you shackle yourself to just one thot?

how rich are you?

it isnt just millenials though