BANE, NO!

BANE, NO!

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I take it big guys are off the table?

SHANSHA PLEASHE

AAAAAAAGH TONY MAKE ME USHEFUL

Give me a quick rundown why hes crying

SHANSHA PREASH

He spent his time playing different houses off on each other, getting them to kill each other and killing some of them himself. Then someone temporally googled his shit, called him on it and he went bitch mode.

Tell me about the Mountain, why does he wear the helmet

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>the white walkers bow to the bogdanoffs

what was his masterplan exactly? how was he supposed to acquire the iron throne

Crashing this house.

youll have to wait for the real writer to write that plot in the book, because the show writers are too stupid to write something smart.

Didn't seem to have a plan other than causing shit.

Feels like he was just the mustache twirler for the sake of the twirl.

Acquire land, wealth, political connections, seize power when the current leadership is weak.

GRRM is a fucking hack writer and you're a moron to think otherwise

Thanks famalam, very informative

he just wanted to rape sansa

wrong

Great argument retard, this only proves I'm right

Seemed to be doing great until he decided to hang around Winterfell. Up until then he was climbing the ladder. Should have holed up in the Vale and preserve his army and wait till everyone else killed each other or were weakened by conflict.

>Bennis was a big man

he is at the very least an author of books, which is more than most show writers can say. he might be the lowest of authors, but he's still one of them, which puts him on a level above some hack producer's cousin that took journalism or whatever the fuck

why bother arguing when you haven't presented an argument

Keep digging that hole :^)

ok ;)

Er, you don't get to bring banner men...

Ummm honey :)

Oh sweetie

Sansa kills arya and becomes queen in the north, he then proceeds to take the throne with the north and the vale after revealing stuff from the lannisters so the other lords support him
Then he marries sansha and rapes her and has chubby kids and the end

The showrunners are both published novelists. It's one of the reasons GRRM felt comfortable with them getting the rights. Benioff especially has received critical acclaim for his novels.

Benisoff :DDD :DD

he didnt put his critical acclaim to use when he helped write the travesty that is season 6 and 7. literally everythijg intelligent about seasons 1-4 was gone and it became pure schlock.

And yet there was a massive discrepancy in the writing once they no longer had the source material to use.

he found out Harrenhall was off the table

he finally realized he was not going to become a game of thrones

NED? NED? I DREAMED THAT I WAS STRONG...

SHANSHA WHY

So you're saying they have literally no excuse for being so shit

Guess they better return all those Emmys. And how bout the colossal ratings? But by all means, keep projecting your opinions onto the audience and critics at large.

And newsflash: AFFC and ADWD are meandering flawed books in serious need of an editor with a strong hand. D&D became proxy editors, improving those storylines by giving them focus and removing extraneous bullshit. GRRM lost the the magic of the first three novels. It's pretty sad.

kek
this guy has such a unique body language

Emmys for writing have been worthless for years, and ratings have 0 value as a criteria for quality. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume youre trolling me instead of you being clinically retarded.

this, he shoouldve waited for the battle to end and the boltons to kill all the starks, then take them when they're at their weakest. He literally would've become a game of thrones if he did this

But muh charge of the rohirrim

aaaggh...

You shot a man before throwing him out of a plane. DO YOU DENY IT

I shupposhe...

>Lord Baelish, you murdered Lysa Arryn
>Didn't you swear that she committed suicide?
>Yes, I lied.
>Well why should any of us trust your testimony?
>Because I'm a Boss Ass Bitch, now let me finish my accusations-
>Didn't you testify that lady Lysa tried to kill you?
>Yes
>And isn't that actually true?
>Yes
>So I saved your life?
>Yes
>And I also saved you after Joffrey died?
>Yes
>And I put the Starks back in charge of Winterfell?
>Yes
>And the only actual crime you're charging me with is based on the testimony of your paraplegic little brother who claims to be omniscient?
>Yes
>...why are you still pretending this is even a real trial, just kill me

What are some other movies with him playing such a memetic character?

Is the iron throne actually just shansha's pusshy?

he found out harrenhal ish off teh tabble

>Emmys and ratings
>accurate measures of criticism
Books still suck, though.

Season 6 was fine. There was a couple of dumb things, but overall it was OK. Season 7 was just a rush job so they could set up Season 8. They were just kind of marking things off like on a list. Early seasons were better because it was more character driven and less CGI driven. The zombie army invasion was always going to turn into a dumb schlock fest.

GOT's failure was written into its DNA. Political intrigue and epic high fantasy are incomparable and one was going to eventually give way to the other.

Riddle me this: What did she think happens after one gets married?

same shit as with Tyrion: she lies on the bed and watches her new husband with boner telling her why he can't fuck her. It didn't work this time though

>Having Sansa sentence him to death instead of making him her personal toilet.

D&D should have just waited for GRRM to finish his books.

would he do it differently?

Bravo,George,Bravo.

>Westerosi tradition holds that the married couple must consummate their marriage on the night of the ceremony and that sleeping apart is very bad luck
>Sansa and Bronn both think the consummation was rape after Sansa fully consented to the marriage
writing errors 101

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Crashed his plane.

Can't, they have deadlines to meet. Unlike GRRM, who gets to blog about football all day. He should have thought about that before he actively sought out HBO to sell the rights to his books. No one was banging his door down to get them. Lets be honest, no one would care about his books if it wasn't for the show. Its not like they were Harry Potter-type phenomenon.

She probably knew what happens, she just still didn't want it obviously.

what

This.
Sansa takes winterfell, Winterfell takes whoever wins between dragonslut/incestbitch.
Zombies were never part of his plan.

then why did she agree to it in the first place

He lost the Game of Thrones; figuratively, Harrenhall was off the table as well

>Flays and torutures 1000s of men
eww gruesome
>has marital sex
W T F WHY ARE THE WRITERS SO MISOGINIST

Would've been much more satisfying

thanks doc

>mfw mod says no more /GoT/ threads but allows stupid political shit to be posted all the time

Yes, shupphoshe.

why was last off-season fine but this time it's banned?
why can't mods communicate more?

WITH NO SURVIVORS!

There's that one where he does the gay rant but I haven't seen it

>tfw felt nothing watching these last few seasons of this shitshow but bobbyposting always gets a chuckle out of me

You simply needed
MOREEEEEEEEEEEEE WINEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He realised he wasn't in charge there
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