What are his super powers?
What are his super powers?
Jace Gray
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Luke Sullivan
He can jump really far.
Carter Long
Able to leap a wall in a single bound.
Evan Foster
Makes really good Quesadillas
Caleb Walker
Is that the original concept for Superman in Justice League: Gods and Monsters?
Christian Brooks
Does everything Superman can but for obscenely less money and off the books
Mason Thompson
His arch nemesis
Liam Gomez
Basically the same doll except there are drugs inside this one's anus
Ethan Morris
>Lawn Manipulation
>Intangibility (passing walls)
>Heat resistance
>Super human endurance
Brandon Thomas
Can blow leaves really well.
Cuts grass perfectly with heat vision.
Aaron Rogers
Evil billionaire that became the president. Fits so much it's scary.
Carson Taylor
So like original Superman?
Elijah Stewart
An old cliche is that mexicans are really good with knifes. Or wrestling moves.
Adrian Anderson
It was obvious but you beat me to it.
Jaxson Nguyen
This is canon in venture brothers.
Eli Moore
>not Superhombre
UN TRABAJO
Hudson Morales
Identity forgery
Weaponized Sombrero that he can throw like Captain America's shield.
Hudson Hall
>Lex Luthor: Donald Trump
>Metallo: Machine that attempts to overtake human labor
>Livewire: A female version of Mike "Electric Fence" Pence
>Bizarro: A Mexican that got in America legally
>General Zod: El Chapo
>Doomsday: Operation Wetback
>Toyman: Resembles a Mexican doll and rides a Pinata.
William Thompson
>Canon
Nah he's just a civilian celebrity
Austin Thompson
...
William Gutierrez
buen trabajo gringo de mierda
Christian Phillips
Grosero.
Jayden Wilson
>trump luthor invents a robot that can do yard work for free
>superhombre must destroy the prototype before they can mass produce it, putting his entire family out of buisness
Matthew Gutierrez
Can catch the bus faster than a speeding bullet
Oliver Hall
...
Logan Davis
>Krypto: A Chihuahua
>Braniac: Ancient Aztec being
>Parasite: El Chupacabra
>Mongul: A luchador
Oliver Reed
Por que no estupendo hombre?
Ian Cox
Because that would be Superbman.
Aaron Allen
>Cyborg Superhombre: Mexican Space Program gone wrong
>Univision: Daily Planet
Landon Jenkins
It's genius that it could really work
Andrew Wood
Mr. Myx: an angry balding man from Kentucky whose only weakness is when Superhombre says his name in Spanish
Hudson Garcia
>makes him say his name in Spainish
Fixed
Mason Mitchell
faster than a white man
more powerful than el burro
able to leap border wall in el single bound
EL SUPERMANO
Noah Roberts
This thread is suddenly diamantes.
Brayden Jones
a fabulous mustache
Isaiah Gray
>evil
Hi r.eddit
Hudson Gray
Hi
Cameron Thomas
>reddit
>not Sup Forums's antechamber
Justin Gray
Bentley James
Would Jon be his anchor baby?
Jason Smith
How much accuracy should I shoot for as WHM?
Levi Wright
Impregnate 100 Mexican women in a minute.
Bentley Reyes
Is this a real toy?
Carson James
He provides the USA with cheap labor for food agriculture and Industries all across the country in every store straight to your stomach for Americans who don't appreciate it.
Joshua Robinson
Oh yea and he can fly