ITT: Characters with cannon big dicks
ITT: Characters with cannon big dicks
Eli Thompson
Wyatt Cox
Twan
Gabriel Gomez
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Tyler Fisher
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Anthony Allen
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Connor Harris
>cannon
Carson Nguyen
Actually the larger the penis the bigger the chance of having sons instead of daughters. So if anything he has a canon micro-penis.
If there's any dad with a canon giant dick, it's Arthur Weasley.
Gabriel Perez
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Jack Martinez
>cannon big dicks
Isaiah Hill
>big cannon dicks
Kevin Foster
That sounds like an old wives tale, aka bullshit.
Jeremiah Smith
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Lucas Sanchez
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Joshua Lee
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Robert Robinson
That's retarded and you are too
Benjamin Ortiz
What?
Robert Wilson
What does a Kryptonian penis even look like?
Luis Brooks
>He might have had lumps, I don't know, I was distracted
Isaac Hernandez
kek
William Butler
ask Big Barda
Brody Brown
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Logan Gomez
Why aren't there more jokes like this? There should be so many interspecies couples that can't bang in comics.
Thank you Techjacket for acknowledging this.
Matthew Jones
And yet Jon was somehow born.
Hunter Sanchez
I've been convinced for sometime now, that by the same logic, Goofy's dick must be enormous. How else would he be able to sire a child?
Joseph Evans
Has to do with the sperm that can travel farther. A couple inches is miles to sperm.
Daniel Hughes
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Andrew Ramirez
>somehow
Obviously he grabbed on
Alexander Watson
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Ethan Morales
What does distance have to do with the sex of offspring?
Liam Gutierrez
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Bentley Bailey
Something about how female sperm are more durable and less likely to die and male sperm are faster. I don't know how true this is.
Josiah Clark
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Julian Perez
Where's is this from?
Robert Howard
Walt Disney's own notebook
Cameron Smith
Looks like South Park based on the background
Easton Brooks
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Joseph Hill
Here Ill post all of them.
>characters who are dumb
>characters who are reduced to be the funny man
>nerd characters
>short characters
>betas
There you go you self inserters.
Carter Carter
Is 7 inches a good size for a dick? Or is it too small. I heard a guy had 13.5 inches
Dick or not I'd still fuck the shit out of captain amelia
Kayden Ramirez
Grant Morrison said it, so it must be true.
Joseph Wilson
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Gabriel Thompson
LMAO!
Could you imagine being a specialist sending that to the colourist
Gabriel Morales
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Nathan Jenkins
>all girls want le big dick meme
Carson Wilson
Literally nobody said this in the thread.
Carson Young
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Angel Lee
You're the one who brought it up, but it's true.
Noah Reyes
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Jace Phillips
This may be the most hilariously wrong post I've ever read on this board. Nice job