/doag/ - "Dumbing of Age? Great..."

Gather 'round, ladies and germs. It's time and time again for another one of these.

At least we have a smiling Mary to guide us into the light of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ the Son of God Almighty.

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youtu.be/wbZgJCCG700?t=317
itsfanart.com/gallery3/index.php/walky
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Oh look, drama aborted in the second panel.

Have no fears, Willy's got stories for years, like
Carla becomes a robot,
Maybe Danny gets a dick pic, has Joyce ever owned a bear?

Okay, that's DEFINITELY an example of the kind of anti-climactic cliffhanger that Willis was criticizing Funky Winkerbean for doing.

>My Lesbian
Oh, fuck off.

>Landlords letting drunk people into others' houses "just because"
Yeah, I don't think that's a thing.

>a D of some nontrivial size
Well, better get your dick jokes out, because that's going to be all you're gonna hear in the DoA comment section tomorrow.

Also, if Robin was on top of the sheets, how did Leslie have enough slack to pull them aside and pull them back over herself when climbing back into bed?

>drama aborted in the second panel.
It was misleading, but that's because Willis sucks at pacing. If panels 1 and 2 were at the end of last strip, the message would be "Leslie doesn't know what she wants" or "Leslie doesn't know what she should do," which are both decent. As it is now, it's "WHAT'S THIS? IS LESLIE GOING TO BLACKMAIjust kidding."

>Oh look, drama aborted in the second panel.
Pretty pointless, sis.

Also I wonder how much of this was for the Trump "Look at my African-American" reference linking up with how Robin calls Leslie "My lesbian" all the time.

>Okay, that's DEFINITELY an example of the kind of anti-climactic cliffhanger that Willis was criticizing Funky Winkerbean for doing.
Pretty much, yeah.

So, right now I'm combing through his archive and saving all his old strips so I can read them at my leisure and for archival purposes.

If I get pretty far in would anyone be interested in a storytime?

>Also I wonder how much of this was for the Trump "Look at my African-American" reference linking up with how Robin calls Leslie "My lesbian" all the time.

Nah it's a call back to the nickname Robin had for Leslie back in SP!

remember, if it looks like Willis ever made anything new, he didn't.

I'd keep making an archive first and foremost.

Save the storytime for another day, like when we're all drunk.

>'cuzza the *thing*
I wonder if she means Leslie stealing her glasses. If so, this kinda puts this on Leslie if Robin stumbled after her to try and get her stuff back. Something bad could've happened to her.

Still kinda weird that her landlord let her into the actual home, I wonder if they're a DeSanto voter.

Willis writes for the trade, panels one and two will pace a lot better when the strips are on a single page. That's the root of a lot of Willis' pacing issues; he can't balance that strip-a-day format with the eventual collection.

Obviously it's because Leslie frequently brings home drunken bar sluts to bang and the landlord lives vicariously through Leslie's promiscuity.

Once again, that joke was pisspoor

Willy doesn't do comedy.

Soooooooooooooo...

Anybody have the Slipshine yet?

Actually yes i would be l, i want to see Willis madness without going to his site

In which all the characters speak with such a vocabulary that I cannot even picture how they would sound, spoken by a person naturally because i've yet to meet anyone with these speech patterns or vernacular.

Did a porn pin up come out.

>delete
Way to be less of a terrible person than Roz, Leslie. Nice job.

Sometimes meeting the acceptable minimum standard for being a decent human being is good enough.

I will bet a lewd story of your choice of pairing that Roz will somehow use this in her plot to destroy her sister.

Willis certainly doesn't do drama.

He certainly makes bullshit

There is indeed a new porn pin-up. It features Ruth and Billie. It has not been leaked yet.

so if all of ambers "red panels" are actually about her resorting to/enjoying violence does that mean she hit ethan when he came out

> "red panels" are actually about her resorting to/enjoying violence
What the hell, the red panels are things she wants to lock away and not think about--the robbery, awkward shit with Ethan, and enjoying violence.

Just because Ethan is gay, it doesn't mean he stops being a sub bitch.

twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/813999892104441856
twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/813999953513222144
>remember that cartoon about the guy who's instantly really good at what the girl's spent all her life specializing in and she falls in love

>you know
>
>neon genesis evangelion

I think Willis is looking to start a fight with Sup Forums.

He doesn't have the nerve.

>I sang it

Do more

This isn't even correct in any way

nice

Wait, I'm confused. Isn't it implied at several points that Shinji's mom being part of the EVA is what makes him so effective? Also isn't it made obvious that Asuka doesn't like Shinji?

Haven't people been talking shit about ever for 2 decades? The only way to get a real rise out of that crowd would be to start waifu wars.

>remember that second-rate webcartoonist who tried to overwrite another culture's values with his own
>
>you know... david willis

the worst thing about the robbery turned out to be her stabbing sal. every other red panel shes had in the comic has involved violence on her part, except that one of prom night (as far as we know)

I'd love it if Amber had a screaming, punch throwing meltdown at Ethan being gay.

I was just digging through the Ethan+Amber tags on DoA.com, and I found this one.

I also found its alt-text:
>oh boy, amber's collected a new red flashback panel

It's stuff like this that makes me think Willis doesn't take his own work seriously, and as a result I can't take it seriously either.

Also, I just noticed in the fifth panel.
Amber thinks she's slick.
but she dabbin

Would you, /doag/?

Yea, but if it was about the stab the panel would've been the stab. The three red panels in this strip are all times Amber felt powerless: against a robber, against the fact of Ethan's homosexuality and against her own rage. Granted, Willis has been shifting toward red for just the last one more and more.

...

shes got another red panel thats just the stab, i think he didnt use it for this strip because it hadnt been revealed that she was the one who did it yet.
you could be right, but considering she said "repurposed" it seemed to me to be specifically about her rage and violence. like, shes not channeling her helplessness into amazi-girl.

>shes not channeling her helplessness into amazi-girl.
I would say not directly, but a little bit in the sense of "Amazi-girl is strong and capable unlike Amber who is weak and violent. Amber gets angry at stupid things but Amazi-girl enforces justice and all her anger is righteous and pure!" So not putting on the mask to channel helplessness, but to be like "the other person is helpless not me haha".

Cerberus:
I can't believe we're going to the Worst Webcomic Award!
Willis:
And tomorrow, BotCon! Oh, look! It's David Walkerton and Joyce Brown!
Cerberus:
Could an It's Walky! reunion be in the works? [gasps] There's Mary Bradford! Didn't you have a thing with her?
Willis:
Don't go there!

Dan Castalanetta:
College drop out, Ultra Car show,
Roz's fling, Joyce's bro,
Ruth in bed, Walky fails,
Whacking Toedad, Amber tips the scale,
Chicken Nuggies, Becky Chase,
lots of drawings of cheesecake,
Dorothy's future, Billie's rack,
Danny not proud, girls short stacked,
Wilis worried not enough gay,
Pie face, Optimus, DOA,
Muslims, Mormons, and the Trump
Now has twins and barfs from his rump,
old fans murmurs,no one croaks,
Becky Lesbian, evil folks,
Toedad blows the plot away,
What else do I have to say?!
he'll Never Stop The Dumbing!
Have no fears, Willis' got stories for years, like
Carla becomes a robot,
Maybe Danny gets a dick pic, has Joyce ever owned a bear?
Or, how 'bout a Lesbian orgy?
With no men and doo doo doo doo doo...
Sorry for the shitty porn.
Have no fears, Willis's got stories for years!

it took me way to long to type that up

Once again, someone proves that Willis's characters are better in anyone's hands but his own.

I would, but I'd also make sure she had an amazing night of non-sexy fun beforehand.

Ugh. More "lol so clever" attempts to deconstruct a well-recognized and/or respected work.

SJW scum.

Yeah there's precedent for it, I recall.

I'm not sure if "falling in love" is what you'd call her feelings toward him either.

It seems far too clean cut to describe something in NGE.

>Ugh

Leave

What's up with you, niggapotomus.

some people get overly sensitive over SJW-coopted words.

>Wilis worried not enough gay,

well done

He talking about Shinji's boyfriend?

yeah, the whole reason shinji has a better sync ratio is because he's more of a pushover and willing to just let his mother do everything. Asuka is too competitive to surpass him until EoE when she realizes just who Eva 02 is.

and Asuka never liked Shinji. She was briefly attracted to the 'ace pilot' persona he had begun to put forward during the action arc but she quickly lost interest when it became obvious Shini was too much of a coward to make a move.

and after she got raped she realized the only reason Shinji even gave a shit about how she was feeling was because he found her easier to emotionally leach off when she was full self-confidence

how long until the school realizes becky is squatting in the dorms?

at least a semester, since that's how long Willis squatted in his dorm

Man and just when I thought he couldn't go even more full retard.

>Was about to post this in a Sup Forums thread to see what people think
>computer blue-screened when I pasted it
spooky

I hate this comic.

I really fucking do.

Y'all like shit meme of course you do then check out my friend he want to hit 200 followers

We are not worthy of your friend's dank memes.
I'm sure Sup Forums would love them, however.

been awhile. Anyone got any requests?

Record Ryan saying 'Billy Scranner'

...what?

Pyro meme.
youtube.com/watch?v=uo2kmx7dX8w

this seems like a really, REALLY forced meme.

I base this claim partly on the fact the people in the video are saying 'I'm going to make this a meme.'

That's part of the joke.

your continuing of a painfully unfunny forced meme and requesting it be voiced by someone other than the people attempting to force the meme is part of the joke?

I mean, Pyro got colossaliscrazy to say it.
youtu.be/wbZgJCCG700?t=317

I don't know who either of those people are.

and it still seems forced, despite 2 no-name overwatch players saying it.

You're taking VA-requests in a General thread for a webcomic that nobody likes.
You can't exactly be one to judge.

True, but your request has absolutely nothing to do WITH said general.

It's not like anyone else has a better request.

nothing is still better than your painfully unfunny forced meme.
this thread is for an inane, offensively bad comic nobody likes, not shitty overwatch forced memes.

I'm not in the overwatch general for a reason.

It's not an overwatch meme, it's a Pyrocynical meme.
that makes it worse

I found a website with a bunch of art related to It's Walky (both fan art and official art)
itsfanart.com/gallery3/index.php/walky

>Willis was a fucking weeb back in 2001

>IW! Adult Art

holy fuck

true story i jacked off to the official nudes of Sal many many years ago as a teenager because i saw them somewhere
i didnt even read the comic
i had low standards

People have jacked off to worse things, user.

Only here for the porn. Where is it? Didn't a new comic come out?

>Only here for the porn
itsfanart.com/gallery3/index.php/walky/walky_adult

It's nice to see their older designs.

The current Patreon strip.

vocaroo.com/i/s1xZqEbg0QyJ

I relate so much to robin right now. I was laying in bed trying to fall asleep when I saw the request.

I should really get around to posting all my recent posts in my mediafire folder.

If there's any more requests, I'll do them when I wake up.
I went ahead and updated my folder.
mediafire.com/folder/pi3rlni1v293g/DoA_and_Shortpacked

If you have any non-DoA requests, you can request them on my tumblr at
tomothecanadiancomrade.tumblr.com/

forgot pic.

>Nah it's a call back to the nickname Robin had for Leslie back in SP!
That's what I meant by all the time, it's the first time in this series.

What I mean is that instead of it being a weird endearing thing like in Shortpacked (which is pretty fucked up in retrospect, but it wasn't a serious series), it's now Robin referring to one of "her minorities" like Trump refers to his.

Basically, I bet Willis was excited that Trump said that line so he could fit the call back in with his analogue.

Or you're reading too much into it.

It's Willis. He revels in wallowing in his own artistic history.

It's awkwardly used. It'd make more sense after this plotline has finished, or if Robin knew the depth of Leslie's crush on her.

>TFW Sexy Fanart of Willis's shittier designs are actually better than official sexy art.

Lets not go that far, most of the fanart is early 90s DA tier.

>most of the fanart is early 90s DA tier
and he's saying that's it's better than his current official sexy art.
You're a bit slow to the draw, aren't ya'?

I know, I'm disagreeing with that assessment.

then how do you know who it features?

Because he probably pays for a Slipshine subscription?
k

A lot of it, yeah, but at least they're not making absurd perspective mistakes like Willis has been doing for the past two months. They're staying inside what they're more-or-less competent with instead of trying to do shit that they're simply not qualified for.

Willis advertises who got whored out to Slipshine most recently. That way he has justification to keep pushing shit on his audience to get more money.

I think it's more telling that Willis is a professional cartoonist and has been for a long ass time yet his work is only favorably comparable to amateurs.

I can't believe I just read through all that Joyce and Walky shit that someone posted

I posted that. Sorry if it's bad

Next whacky strip for yo guys!