Hella f*cking epic

hella f*cking epic

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This is honestly the most Reddit capeshit has ever been

lol this has to be a youtube parody

>ride ain't over yet
>mmmy man

>it wasn't Superman

lol wut

...

I'll applaud if JL gets more Reddit that GotG2.

*INHALES*

What wasn't Superman?

*GETS IN A COMFORTABLE POSITION FOR AN EXTENDED LAUGH ATTACK*

from the third trailer

*Exhales calmly*

>Ma'am!

What did he mean by this?

It's pretty obvious that Aquaman will be a combination of Drax and Thor for comedic effect.

OHH SHHHH MMMHM THA THA THATS YOUR SIGNAL
SHHHHHB PHHH IS THE BAT SIGNAL

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HOYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Cap riding Iron Man

When will we see this in the MCU?

I'm a Hollywood intern, here's a sneak peek from the theatrical cut

Age of Ultron did it

>I'm a Hollywood intern

How tight is your boipucci?

SMILE LIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SPIDERMAN DESTROYED BLUNDER BITCH

Hmm, "destroyed" is a pretty strong term, especially when WW made more domestically and off a smaller budget

>DCU movies are fucking trainwreck shit
>Wonder Woman saves it out of nowhere even though the last 15 minutes is typical DCU shit
>goes back to being trainwreck schlock shit immediately

there's no hope

I LIKE TO DREAM
YES YES RIGHT BETWEEN A SOUND MACHINE

>exploiting Heroes to meme your trailer

what's next, Bohemian Rhapsody?

>made more domestically
that's a good achievement, however spiderman did way better overall

both are shit films

>Wonder Woman 2 maybe set during the Cold War
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>get called on bullshit
>HHURRR DEY BOTH SUCC
You are a nigger.

>doesn't know About SpiderFlop

you're a faggot and that's worse

>I liked wonder woman enough that I feel it worth my time to defend it
off to reddit with you

What decade is this from? It looks like Flash Gordon.

I can picture it already
>Wonder Woman working for the US under Richard Nixon
>Goes on secret missions against the Soviets
>Evil American general with a cigar giving her orders
>Suddenly General tells her to round up a bunch of (non-Russian) Soviet children and put them in gas chambers
>Shady government agent twirling his mustache in the background
>"Orders come directly from President Nixon himself, ma'am"
>Rest of the movie is her slaughtering American troops, police, and capitalists
>Drops nuclear bomb on New York
>Breaks into the White House and impales Nixon on a spear
>It's over, victory
>Has a vision of the future, an evil orange man worse than Hitler
>BUDA DA DUM DUM DUM DA DA DA DUM DA DA DA DA DA DA

>everyone gets different and new scenes
>the flash gets the same footage every time but a different body part is zoomed in

Flash Gordon was cult kino

>WHAT IF... WONDER WOMAN WASN'T JUST A MYTH?
>ear shattering fart noise

It didn't flop, so you're a retard.

99 red balloons starts playing

Hahahahaha

Wonder Woman:
>Part of a franchise that most people hate
>Woman lead
>Not a normie recognized hero
>small bewbs
>Lot of press negativity around the movie

Spiderman:
>Part of MCU, everybody's favorite pop culture franchise
>has Iron man on all posters and trailers, one of the most popular movie superheroes
>positive press buzz

I think that Wonder Women did great and Spudeman underperformed

I feel like they're 5 years too late with this.

Spider-Man man made about 50 million dollars more. After spending 25 million more on the budget. And after its run, an audit revealed how China has been cheating money from Hollywood movies. So while international is important, it's not as worth it as domestic. Even less than before given recent news

>I think that Wonder Women did great and Spudeman underperformed
how?

Spiderman is the #4 movie both domestically and worldwide.

Globally, Spiderman:Homecoming drew in more box office than Wonder Woman.
$877 million to $821 million.

It performed better than The Amazing Spiderman 1 & 2 both domestically and internationally and was 2nd only to Spider-man 3 in World wide box office receipts (unadjusted for inflation).

>looks just like the star wars prequels in that the entire movie was shot in front of a green screen
>somehow the cgi looks worse

How did they mess up this bad?

The Marvel movies are almost entirely shot in front of green screens as well, but they don't look anywhere near this bad.

American wageslaves work 80 hr weeks all year, just for this

>you will never have Tom Holland in a leash
Why even live?

>Spiderman Homecoming
>Age of Ultron
>Incredible Hulk
>Thor 2
all had garbage CGI, with Spiderman being the worst by far.
I will agree that Cyborg looks like trash in this, but it Spiderman was just as trash looking.
someone post that spiderman glide shitty CGI webm lmao

Cyborg

>Woman lead
Has no affect on box office, don’t let feminists trick you.
>Not a normie recognized hero
What country are you even from?

Obsessed

>Mfw will never be besties with manletchad
Reee

See

Making an airport is not the same thing. But poor CGI is an industry wide problem. A lot of great CGI firms went bankrupt because Hollywood ass fucked them, financially. So we're stuck with this across several movies.

There's too much focus on this though. If it's passable, and everything else is good, then I don't really care. I'll never be convinced that any of it is real

Someone please explain the appeal of capeshit, why does it interest people so much? I don't understand and it bothers me a lot.

>YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!

Guaranteed audience in children.

Hollywood is a business friendo. These studios exist to make money.

If romantic comedies or war epics made billions of dollars we'd be getting spammed with those instead.

Producers make what makes them the most money.

Homecomings >>>>>all DCEU films

I get why studios make it, just not why people watch it.

DCuck please. The CGI wasnt great in any of the Marvel movies but nothing was jusr quite THIS bad. Stop defending this failed universe.

Spider-Man and GotG2 were both suppose to get a billion (or at least a lot closer to it)
Disney is hapoy they made so much money but don't fool yourself into thinking they aren't disappointed

Manchildren seem to watch it more than children. That's why they even put sexual stuff in them.

>"Little girls need a female superhero like Wonder Woman!"
>Let's put Chris Pine naked, make dick jokes and talk about sexual pleasure!

Wonder Woman was projected to end it's Box Office run around Captain America First Avenger money.

Spiderman Homecoming was everybody's pick to be the next big hit and nobody would be surprised if it reached a billion.

So wonder woman went from expected cca. 650 Mill box office to 821M and HomeComing scored 877 only because of China's help.

Flash Gordon at least had Max von Sydow and god tier music.

Spiderman is also the only Disney movie that didn't get a billion which featured Ironmanlet

All it takes is one kid in the house wanting to watch it. Then the whole family goes to see it.

I know most people on this site come from dysfunctional families, but most people don't send their kid to a theater alone. Mom and dad go and they take all the other kids along to, even if just one kid wants to see the movie.

>muh Gyna

Wonder Woman was also released in China, faggot

I think parents need to put their foot down here and not let their kids watch so much shit. they'll grow up into pop culture addicted douchebags.

You think so, well think again.

i don't get it

YAHYA

Why do American movies always feeling obliged to have a character go "WWWWWOOOO" while pulling off a cool stunt?

Is that the scream from Eric andre? That's how i read it in my mind

homecoming was one of the worst capeshit movies i've ever seen

has cyborg managed to look even remotely decent in a single still/trailer/photo/clip yet?

God damn right.

Fuck yeah, man.

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit is it?

Plenty.

Why didn't vulture told the random criminal at the end who was Spiderman?

Really didn't get it lmao

Also what's with the MJ shit from that ugly half-niggerian, half-Hispanic shit? I want my 10/10 Irish girl.

None of those CGIs were spectacular that's true, but they weren't lmao tier, like cyborg.

>so fat that user has respiratory problems just to shitpost
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

>That's why they even put sexual stuff in them.
This is so retarded. Johnny Bravo and The Mask are children shows. One is a bout a man trying to have sex, the other one is about a betaman that becomes an alpha and kisses chicks without asking their opinions about it.

One of them also got a movie and the entire plot was about how the mask was getting laid.

Sex is literally children's stuff.

lol?

I kinda liked Blade Runner but seriously guys we need this to get 1.5 billion minimum so studios don't make any more borefests like Blade Runner.

>hey bro you have a orange slice?

Was laughing my ass off at this whole trailer. Capeshit sucks either way but all I could think about is how fucking RETARDED does DC have to be to fuck up for this long when they have some of the most iconic superheroes ever

Do you think he's supposed to look like Robocop or something? Maybe the Terminator? Different concepts, different execution, with entirely different goals in mind.

If you're legitimately that tone-deaf, there's no sense in trying to explain it.

The CGI on the top left look disgusting, kid. Robocop was a terrible movie for edgy kids like you.

>Robocop was a terrible movie for edgy kids like you.

bitches leave

>Robocop was a terrible movie for edgy kids like you
how can a person be so wrong

You seem a little defensive about your age there, junior. Careful you don't get caught phoneposting in English class.

>that image
what the fuck

Literally everything looks good in the trailer EXCEPT the CGI.
What were they thinking? It's gonna ruin all of the immersion no matter how good the story/characters are.

The funny part is that the entire trailer is CGI. So nothing looks good.

Don't exaggerate, faggot. But yeah every CGI part of thr backgrounds and fighting looks like shit.

cyborg is completely cgi, whenever the flash moves there is cgi all over him

nigger, get your eyes checked, nothing in the trailer isn't cgi-ed.

that boy looks like an nvidia graphics card

lmao

>Cyborg over-exerts himself and bursts into flames

all patricians have one by now