>Be me >Be walking to Skatepark >Carry Swiss Army Knife for utility purposes (like unscrewing screws in the skateboard to repair it) and because I'm ethnically Swiss so it's like keeping in touch with my heritage >Have go-pro on me recording >Dumbass owner is no where to be seen while their golden retriever poodle mix mongrel off leech in the front yard >Dog is actually pretty big >Dog sees me and starts running at me growling >Be scared as fuck >Pull out Swiss army knife and quickly own the blade >Dog bites my army so I slit it's nose, it lets go and goes to bite me again >I slit its eyes out and the dog leans back I pull the knife and out and stab it again >Dog runs off mutilated and bleeding >Little 9 year old girl comes out sees her mutilated dog and bursts into tears >Her dad runs out out swearing at me and even threatens to kill me, he said he would call the police and he did >Police come I show them the video >Dad gets arrested for threatening me
A day passes
>Proceed to Sue family for having their dog off leech (irrsponsiblility) and how that led to be getting emotional distress >Win the case for 10 fucking thousand dollars >Then proceed to make tons of phonecalls to different organizations telling them how I don't feel safe in the neighborhood with this dog who attacked me >Tell them everything >They had the dog forced to be put down even without the owners consent because the dog was dangerous
2 Month Passes
>Family had to move because the 10K in lawsuits was too much for them and their house mortgage so they had to move to the shithole part of town where it's all sketchy and the school is shit and full of violent youths
>Carry Swiss Army Knife for utility purposes (like unscrewing screws in the skateboard to repair it) and because I'm ethnically Swiss so it's like keeping in touch with my heritage Literal autist. Make like a tree.
Blake James
swiss army knives are made in china. "swiss" my ass
Eli Foster
>being afraid of dogs >leaf Yep, checks out.
Daniel Moore
What? How is that autistic? I'm actually playing a sport.
Jackson Harris
The dog was happy because he found a leaf to play with , what's the big deal
Adrian Moore
Shart in mart detected
Landon Ortiz
>skatepark STOPPED READNG THERE
Purge you skateboard faggets before I ever let you touch a doggo
Joshua Richardson
>some edgy, sk8boarding, gopro teenager who is scared of a dog freaks out and uses unnecessary force then proceeds to ask for gibmedats
I knew it was a leaf before seeing the flag.
1/10 I replied
Charles Howard
Only in America
I'm not but this one was a freak and ran at me
Colton Wilson
sage and hide this thread. It isn't politics or news, just some faggot's personal blog baiting for (You)'s to slide the catalog
Daniel Wright
this was literally posted last week, which means it's fake.
i hope you get banned
Carter Morris
Stop making this thread, Mohammad.
Oliver Myers
This is rotten pasta.
Christian Morris
>because I'm ethnically Swiss so it's like keeping in touch with my heritage
I bet this motherfucker has a cuckoo clock collection. If his cheese has fewer holes in it than the plot of a time travel movie he gets mad.
Isaiah Smith
>Be OP >Be walking to Gheto >Carry Replica WW2 Sword >Have go-pro on me recording >Dumbass owner is no where to be seen while their golden retriever poodle mix mongrel off leech in the front yard >Dog is actually pretty small >Dog sees me and starts running at me growling >Be scared as fuck >Pull out Swiss army sword >Dog bites my arm >Ran away
Fixed.
Brandon Perez
Fuck off with your copypasta leaf
Matthew Evans
I'm Swiss i don't identify as Canadian
>being mad some people on Sup Forums play sports and not shitpost all day SHART IN MART
Carter Sullivan
This story wasn't funny the first time you posted it, leaf.
Josiah Lewis
>isn't politics I'm discussing why we should ban something, it's pure policy.
Benjamin Rogers
So you destroyed a white family and sent them to live with the minorities, where their white daughter will suffer and eventually be absorbed into the metropolitan multicultural consumerist immigrant culture, all because you can't handle a dog. You know dogs can sense weakness?
Wyatt Gutierrez
lol ur a faget
If your body language/posture wasnt that of a frightened prepubescent female you wouldnt have any issues.
Michael Gomez
>I'm ethnically Swiss Wrong, Muhammad. It's a scientific fact that the only people who don't like dogs are Muslims
Cameron Hall
OP is hiding the fact that he is an Ahmed. Skatepark is a distraction.
Jaxson Williams
Are Muslims trying to get rid of the dog's before the invasion?
Ok America's you should get your hands on combat dogs. The mudslides are coming.
Dylan Thompson
This is fake, but if you have to pull out a knife and mutilate a 40 pound dog that is fucking with you you deserve to be culled.
Brandon Gonzalez
Wow Canadians are pussies. I would have have just gone Mano y Mano with the mutt. Only a scared pussy butthole would resort to using weapons on a golden retriever.
Pox on u bitch
Praise kek
Xavier Lee
>Only in America It's all sold by the same company from the same factory locations retard
David Campbell
Nice one Australia, you never change
The family deserved it for having a dog aka freak
fuck off you womem, dogs are wild animals and attack anyone whos not a filthy barbarian
Jonathan Ortiz
Oh look, it's this thread again. sage
Carter Bailey
Nice try Mohammed
Benjamin Phillips
Should have just sucked it off. If you ban them they win.
Isaiah Walker
>needing a weapon to hurt a dog >not being able kill a dog even with a knife You must be one sorry pencil necked specimen, please do not reproduce.
Carson Lopez
>only dubs in thread HE IS WITNESSED. PRAISE KEK
KEK DUBS CANADIANS AS "PUSSIES"
Aaron Collins
...
Brayden Mitchell
>Doesn't like savage freaks >hurr durr muhammed
LOL internet toughguys
fucking moron Canada isn't corrupt like america
Charles Jackson
You made this exact thread the other day. Take it to Sup Forums you autistic edgelord.
Christopher Anderson
Im shure this is all a product of a troll's imagination, but regarding the characters:
>The owner of the dog is irresponsible and should pay a fine to the state (the fucking estate) and his dog be putted down
>Imaginary OP's persona is a leech faggot who invents shit up and is only interested in someone elses money
Lucas Hughes
>at the local cherry blossom park >meditating as I hear growling >a hideous pit bull runs at me >pull my hat over my eyes and vanish >dog runs into tree >teleport behind it >unsheathed my uchigatana as it turns around to charge me >backflip into the air and slice it in half >owner comes out pissed >I notice his firearm >I jump back and put my sword in the sheath >DIE! >a thousand slashes form around him like Vergil from devil may cry(you probably haven't heard of it) >he dies instantly and I walk away whistling
Cameron Barnes
Test
Jack Jenkins
>>Carry Swiss Army Knife for utility purposes (like unscrewing screws in the skateboard to repair it) and because I'm ethnically Swiss so it's like keeping in touch with my heritage
do you realise how unnecessary and pandering that information was
I'm guessing what really happened was that a dog bit you and you cried and thought about stabbing it when you were in the shower and then posted about it on Sup Forums like a loser
Luke Davis
Yes remove them all.
Angel Hernandez
Ah yes, OP has a go pro camera with him at all times.
No prob. Fuck this guy and his stupid rotten pasta.
Bentley Perry
>Skate park >Hates dogs Confirmed for radical Muslim.
David Carter
Im not a dog lover but damn must b comfy having your dog at home with u. >inb4 muslim , no im not, i eat pork
Christian Moore
8/10 for all the replies you got.
anyway, r8 my doggos
Kayden Morris
Dogs are awesome.
Christian Rogers
Dogs are the niggers of animals
> smelly > violent > aggressive > travel in packs > stupid > drool > slobber > muh bone > muh stick > slave to man > shit in public > loved by white women > shot by cops
Julian Jackson
Sure bud.
Kayden Morales
Smarter and more useful then niggers.
Parker Ross
>making up stories on the internet Nobody believes you.
Jayden Flores
I liek that, made me grin
Charles Cruz
The third line shows you know jack shit about skating. You're never going to be unscrewing the trucks you dipshit. I can't even finish this, kill yourself.
Blake Miller
yea fuck dogs
William Edwards
suuuuuuuuuuuure
Jackson Rodriguez
...
Aiden Lewis
>playing a sport >skateboarding >sport
I used to skate, it's not "playing a sport you mongrel"
>golden retriever >biting your arm 100% chance it barely scratched you, let alone boke the skin. There are breeds that need to be regulated like guns, but GRs are not one of them, you collosal pussy. GRs are nice unless you're truly a scumball up to no good on property you don't own.
You know who says we should ban dogs? Kebabs. You're a kebab, aren't you?
Ryan Murphy
The dog just wanted a blow job from a leaf blower
Dominic Harris
If a dog didnt like you then you are probably a shitty human who shouldnt be trusted.
Never trust a man that dislikes dog, or a man that dogs dislike.
Caleb White
>golden retriever >biting anything
0/10 at least you could have made it believable by saying it was a pit bull
Wyatt Sanchez
Oh its this pasta again. Fuck off, canacuck.
Kevin Davis
Did one give you food poisoning Chang?
Oliver Cruz
That's not correct.
Ian Hughes
ok thats bait
Juan Sanchez
Heh.
Have some soccer moves.
Levi Brown
Footage or gtfo
Leo Reed
No that's accurate. How are there this few dog people in the world? Christ.
Lincoln Hughes
That tranny killed itself
Cooper Allen
screencap from /out/
Brandon Thompson
We don't have niggers either
Owen James
Ao you killed a poorly trained dog and turned a girl into a guaranteed crack whore.
Ban certain races, for example rottweilers. Then legislate so that animals need to be raised correctly. If a dog attacks a person, the dog owner is responsible, and needs to take the punishment. Obviously we shoot the dog as well.
Can't argue with this.
Oliver Lewis
How is OP in the wrong here again? The dog attacked him and the dad was acting like a groid. The family didn't even have pet insurance either, fucking retarded.
Grayson Hernandez
golden retrievers have bitten like 9 people in 4 decades and considering they're the 3rd most common dog in america that is insanely low, you're a lying fag
Gavin Nguyen
You made this post several days ago Canadian.
You should better use your time putting out forest fires eh?
Daniel Nguyen
Grrrrrreat!
Tyler Perez
You posted this a few days ago. Fuck off, dog hating faggot.
Mason Martin
>i don't identify as Canadian Transwiss?
Daniel Cooper
Eh.
Adrian Allen
PASTAAAAAAA
Brandon Richardson
They had a 9 year old girl. You should have just left it with the dog being put down and not sued them. Now the girl lives in the slums and is going to grow up to be a whore.
Adrian James
You're a pussy. Who the fuck pulls a knife on a dog just because they get close to you?
Nathan Williams
get out of my country
Dominic Johnson
Awesome doggo.
Camden Thompson
once when i was walking my dog some old ladies dog tried to attack mine she didnt even say sorry so i just pushed her onto the ground and stood over her, whenever she tried to get back up i just pushed her down again kicked her dog and left after she started crying
William Phillips
>video >doesn't post video
Autism fantasy. Kill thine self.
Jonathan Morris
>attacked by a fucking lab/poodle mix >actually needs an army knife to fend off a lapdog
The dog should have killed you and prevented you of ever passing your faggot genes around.
Asher Barnes
What's all this shit now?
Robert Adams
if anything canadians should be banned.
dogs can smell/sense cucks
David Peterson
Is your voice so weak that you cannot command a mere dog?
Levi Allen
>OP still getting (you)'s with pasta
Jayden Nelson
maybe meant standard poodle which is a medium sized dog, either way he's a faggot
Thomas Phillips
OP is a pussy. Needing a weapon? Fucking shit. Then suing like a shekelNigger. Piss off
Daniel Bell
Posting doggos and puppers
Anthony Butler
Did you miss the part where it charged him while growling? Reading comprehension dunce
Juan Bailey
what the fuck you should be deported you sociopath scum