Should Dogs be Banned?

>Be me
>Be walking to Skatepark
>Carry Swiss Army Knife for utility purposes (like unscrewing screws in the skateboard to repair it) and because I'm ethnically Swiss so it's like keeping in touch with my heritage
>Have go-pro on me recording
>Dumbass owner is no where to be seen while their golden retriever poodle mix mongrel off leech in the front yard
>Dog is actually pretty big
>Dog sees me and starts running at me growling
>Be scared as fuck
>Pull out Swiss army knife and quickly own the blade
>Dog bites my army so I slit it's nose, it lets go and goes to bite me again
>I slit its eyes out and the dog leans back I pull the knife and out and stab it again
>Dog runs off mutilated and bleeding
>Little 9 year old girl comes out sees her mutilated dog and bursts into tears
>Her dad runs out out swearing at me and even threatens to kill me, he said he would call the police and he did
>Police come I show them the video
>Dad gets arrested for threatening me

A day passes

>Proceed to Sue family for having their dog off leech (irrsponsiblility) and how that led to be getting emotional distress
>Win the case for 10 fucking thousand dollars
>Then proceed to make tons of phonecalls to different organizations telling them how I don't feel safe in the neighborhood with this dog who attacked me
>Tell them everything
>They had the dog forced to be put down even without the owners consent because the dog was dangerous

2 Month Passes

>Family had to move because the 10K in lawsuits was too much for them and their house mortgage so they had to move to the shithole part of town where it's all sketchy and the school is shit and full of violent youths

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>Carry Swiss Army Knife for utility purposes (like unscrewing screws in the skateboard to repair it) and because I'm ethnically Swiss so it's like keeping in touch with my heritage
Literal autist. Make like a tree.

swiss army knives are made in china. "swiss" my ass

>being afraid of dogs
>leaf
Yep, checks out.

What? How is that autistic? I'm actually playing a sport.

The dog was happy because he found a leaf to play with , what's the big deal

Shart in mart detected

>skatepark
STOPPED READNG THERE

Purge you skateboard faggets before I ever let you touch a doggo

>some edgy, sk8boarding, gopro teenager who is scared of a dog freaks out and uses unnecessary force then proceeds to ask for gibmedats

I knew it was a leaf before seeing the flag.

1/10
I replied

Only in America

I'm not but this one was a freak and ran at me

sage and hide this thread. It isn't politics or news, just some faggot's personal blog baiting for (You)'s to slide the catalog

this was literally posted last week, which means it's fake.

i hope you get banned

Stop making this thread, Mohammad.

This is rotten pasta.

>because I'm ethnically Swiss so it's like keeping in touch with my heritage

I bet this motherfucker has a cuckoo clock collection. If his cheese has fewer holes in it than the plot of a time travel movie he gets mad.

>Be OP
>Be walking to Gheto
>Carry Replica WW2 Sword
>Have go-pro on me recording
>Dumbass owner is no where to be seen while their golden retriever poodle mix mongrel off leech in the front yard
>Dog is actually pretty small
>Dog sees me and starts running at me growling
>Be scared as fuck
>Pull out Swiss army sword
>Dog bites my arm
>Ran away

Fixed.

Fuck off with your copypasta leaf

I'm Swiss i don't identify as Canadian

>being mad some people on Sup Forums play sports and not shitpost all day
SHART IN MART

This story wasn't funny the first time you posted it, leaf.

>isn't politics
I'm discussing why we should ban something, it's pure policy.

So you destroyed a white family and sent them to live with the minorities, where their white daughter will suffer and eventually be absorbed into the metropolitan multicultural consumerist immigrant culture, all because you can't handle a dog. You know dogs can sense weakness?

lol ur a faget

If your body language/posture wasnt that of a frightened prepubescent female you wouldnt have any issues.

>I'm ethnically Swiss
Wrong, Muhammad. It's a scientific fact that the only people who don't like dogs are Muslims

OP is hiding the fact that he is an Ahmed. Skatepark is a distraction.

Are Muslims trying to get rid of the dog's before the invasion?

Ok America's you should get your hands on combat dogs.
The mudslides are coming.

This is fake, but if you have to pull out a knife and mutilate a 40 pound dog that is fucking with you you deserve to be culled.

Wow Canadians are pussies. I would have have just gone Mano y Mano with the mutt. Only a scared pussy butthole would resort to using weapons on a golden retriever.

Pox on u bitch

Praise kek

>Only in America
It's all sold by the same company from the same factory locations retard

Nice one Australia, you never change

The family deserved it for having a dog aka freak

fuck off you womem, dogs are wild animals and attack anyone whos not a filthy barbarian

Oh look, it's this thread again.
sage

Nice try Mohammed

Should have just sucked it off. If you ban them they win.

>needing a weapon to hurt a dog
>not being able kill a dog even with a knife
You must be one sorry pencil necked specimen, please do not reproduce.

>only dubs in thread
HE IS WITNESSED. PRAISE KEK

KEK DUBS CANADIANS AS "PUSSIES"

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>Doesn't like savage freaks
>hurr durr muhammed

LOL internet toughguys

fucking moron Canada isn't corrupt like america

You made this exact thread the other day. Take it to Sup Forums you autistic edgelord.

Im shure this is all a product of a troll's imagination, but regarding the characters:

>The owner of the dog is irresponsible and should pay a fine to the state (the fucking estate) and his dog be putted down

>Imaginary OP's persona is a leech faggot who invents shit up and is only interested in someone elses money

>at the local cherry blossom park
>meditating as I hear growling
>a hideous pit bull runs at me
>pull my hat over my eyes and vanish
>dog runs into tree
>teleport behind it
>unsheathed my uchigatana as it turns around to charge me
>backflip into the air and slice it in half
>owner comes out pissed
>I notice his firearm
>I jump back and put my sword in the sheath
>DIE!
>a thousand slashes form around him like Vergil from devil may cry(you probably haven't heard of it)
>he dies instantly and I walk away whistling

Test

>>Carry Swiss Army Knife for utility purposes (like unscrewing screws in the skateboard to repair it) and because I'm ethnically Swiss so it's like keeping in touch with my heritage

do you realise how unnecessary and pandering that information was

I'm guessing what really happened was that a dog bit you and you cried and thought about stabbing it when you were in the shower and then posted about it on Sup Forums like a loser

Yes remove them all.

Ah yes, OP has a go pro camera with him at all times.

Hes retarded so he always wears a fucking helmet.

>All the fucking keks

youtube.com/watch?v=ufWV60QfCTw

This webm made me happy, thank you.

Stories That Didn't Happen: Part 1

No prob. Fuck this guy and his stupid rotten pasta.

>Skate park
>Hates dogs
Confirmed for radical Muslim.

Im not a dog lover but damn must b comfy having your dog at home with u.
>inb4 muslim , no im not, i eat pork

8/10 for all the replies you got.

anyway, r8 my doggos

Dogs are awesome.

Dogs are the niggers of animals

> smelly
> violent
> aggressive
> travel in packs
> stupid
> drool
> slobber
> muh bone
> muh stick
> slave to man
> shit in public
> loved by white women
> shot by cops

Sure bud.

Smarter and more useful then niggers.

>making up stories on the internet
Nobody believes you.

I liek that, made me grin

The third line shows you know jack shit about skating. You're never going to be unscrewing the trucks you dipshit. I can't even finish this, kill yourself.

yea fuck dogs

suuuuuuuuuuuure

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>playing a sport
>skateboarding
>sport

I used to skate, it's not "playing a sport you mongrel"

>golden retriever
>biting your arm
100% chance it barely scratched you, let alone boke the skin. There are breeds that need to be regulated like guns, but GRs are not one of them, you collosal pussy. GRs are nice unless you're truly a scumball up to no good on property you don't own.

You know who says we should ban dogs? Kebabs.
You're a kebab, aren't you?

The dog just wanted a blow job from a leaf blower

If a dog didnt like you then you are probably a shitty human who shouldnt be trusted.

Never trust a man that dislikes dog, or a man that dogs dislike.

>golden retriever
>biting anything

0/10 at least you could have made it believable by saying it was a pit bull

Oh its this pasta again. Fuck off, canacuck.

Did one give you food poisoning Chang?

That's not correct.

ok thats bait

Heh.

Have some soccer moves.

Footage or gtfo

No that's accurate. How are there this few dog people in the world? Christ.

That tranny killed itself

screencap from /out/

We don't have niggers either

Ao you killed a poorly trained dog and turned a girl into a guaranteed crack whore.

Well done.

ibtimes.co.uk/mentally-ill-transgender-man-kayden-clarke-shot-killed-by-arizona-police-1542355

I misspoke, that tranny chose suicide by cop

Ban certain races, for example rottweilers. Then legislate so that animals need to be raised correctly. If a dog attacks a person, the dog owner is responsible, and needs to take the punishment. Obviously we shoot the dog as well.

Can't argue with this.

How is OP in the wrong here again?
The dog attacked him and the dad was acting like a groid.
The family didn't even have pet insurance either, fucking retarded.

golden retrievers have bitten like 9 people in 4 decades and considering they're the 3rd most common dog in america that is insanely low, you're a lying fag

You made this post several days ago Canadian.

You should better use your time putting out forest fires eh?

Grrrrrreat!

You posted this a few days ago. Fuck off, dog hating faggot.

>i don't identify as Canadian
Transwiss?

Eh.

PASTAAAAAAA

They had a 9 year old girl. You should have just left it with the dog being put down and not sued them. Now the girl lives in the slums and is going to grow up to be a whore.

You're a pussy. Who the fuck pulls a knife on a dog just because they get close to you?

get out of my country

Awesome doggo.

once when i was walking my dog some old ladies dog tried to attack mine
she didnt even say sorry so i just pushed her onto the ground and stood over her, whenever she tried to get back up i just pushed her down again
kicked her dog and left after she started crying

>video
>doesn't post video

Autism fantasy. Kill thine self.

>attacked by a fucking lab/poodle mix
>actually needs an army knife to fend off a lapdog

The dog should have killed you and prevented you of ever passing your faggot genes around.

What's all this shit now?

if anything canadians should be banned.

dogs can smell/sense cucks

Is your voice so weak that you cannot command a mere dog?

>OP still getting (you)'s with pasta

maybe meant standard poodle which is a medium sized dog, either way he's a faggot

OP is a pussy. Needing a weapon? Fucking shit. Then suing like a shekelNigger.
Piss off

Posting doggos and puppers

Did you miss the part where it charged him while growling? Reading comprehension dunce

what the fuck
you should be deported you sociopath scum