What am i in for srsly?

what am i in for srsly?

A fucking good film.

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tons of quotable lines and a thrilling adventure.

The pleb version of Apocalypse Now.

Pogue Colonel straightening out your shit.

Great first half and an underrated second half.

An amazing movie about boot camp and a mediocre movie about the actual war.

>Boot Camp and Private Pyle
>Get sum! chopper gunner
>Me love you long time
>VC pimp and hooker
>Sniper kills a few men
>Joker shoots little girl sniper
>Mickey Mouse
There, you now know everything you'll remember about this movie

Killing gooks

A surprisingly realistic portrayal of military boot camp in the first half and a decent war movie in the second.

an overrated movie, Platoon is 10x better

Watch the boot camp portion, then just watch Apocalypse Now.

the biggest pleb filter of all time

A world of shit.

why was he called raptor-man ?

>the second half is bad
How do spot a pleb

both are garbage

Essential /yawnkino/ core.

It's not bad but it's not as good as the first half. It's really bizarre actually, Kubrick's usual insane attention to detail, and gorgeous and thoughtful and claustrophobic shot composition just seem to disappear. It feels so much looser and less controlled than his usual work.

meme first half
kino second half

Please feel free to hang yourself. No one will stop you.

First half: what the fuck
Second half: generic war film with a sniper and vietnamese women

just watch the film retard.

>generic war film with a sniper and vietnamese women

you sound like a tasteless fag

me love you long time, uh huh

If you like boot camp more than the rest of the film you are literally r eddit.

reddit is an empty insult, try using a single neuron to come up with a valid criticism

ridiculously underrated film that gets better with every rewatch, just like any kubrick kino. fmj also has a shitload of hidden meanings and themes. also there's the tiny ghost moment that scared the shit out of me.

ghost?

You didn't find the Joker-Animal Mother banter memorable?

>he doesn't know
it's during the BAAABBAABBABPA montage. find it on yt but don't look at the comments section.

a very dark comedy (even the pauses for your mental laugh track are there)

the cloudiest fucking tropical locations ever.

50% funny boot camp movie
50% forgettable

It was filmed in England for some reason

EM AYY SEE KAY EE WAI
EMM OH U ESS EEE

>You a... photographer?
>No, I'm a combat correspondent.
>So ya see much combat?
>Well I've seen a little on TV!
>You're a reeeaaal comedian.
>Well, I'm da Jokah baby!

Kubrick's ass would not move out of England.

Still impressive locations though, but fucking obvious. When you see something like Apocalypse now or even fucking Predator you can tell how cold FMJ looks.

>It's really bizarre actually, Kubrick's usual insane attention to detail, and gorgeous and thoughtful and claustrophobic shot composition just seem to disappear. It feels so much looser and less controlled than his usual work.
pleb: filtered. you have to go back.

HOLY JESUS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? WHAT IS THAT PVT. PYLE!?

Jungle doesn't automatically equal sunny. In certain seasons there's a lot of cloud cover in the tropics.

Thank God for the sickle cell.

Almost like it rains in the jungle or some shit.

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It's good. Good for you. And good for me.. ummm good.

SIR A JELLY DONUT SIR!

lol

I THINK I WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE DUALITY OF MAN, SIR

Protip: You have to stop watching the movie halfway through. You won't miss a thing and you will have seen everything people ever talk about when they talk about this movie.

The second half is far superior.

>you will have seen everything people ever talk about when they talk about this movie
>watching movies only to have something to talk about
You have to go back.

YOU THINK! YOUR NOT PAID TO THINK!

Well, pilgrim, only if you eat the peanuts outta my shit.

Why is his name joker when all he can do is a lousy John Wayne impression that isn't funny?

The set for """""""""""""""""""vietnam"""""""""""""""""""""" is terrible

You sound like someone who expresses themselves like a 17 year old Sup Forumstard

>hidden meanings and messages
Has there ever been a more blatant attempt at sounding deep?

It's boring, badly acted, and puts you to sleep unless you're autistic

This

THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN

The second part of the movie is where the characters actually matter, where the first part is given a context.

WHO SAID THAT!? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?

Because he's the only one who can joke about it.

>LOL FIRST HALF IS BETTER BECAUSE GUNNY MAEK A FUNNY JOKE, SECOND HALF BAD

the quintessential pleb filter

How does that make the second half any less boring?

One of Kubrick's worst films. le screaming obscene banter man, then an hour of even more nothing. 'Joker' is as funny as a tracer round straight up your cock. Micheal Herr should have sued.
pic related, it's my face after the first time I saw this shit.

>the BAAABBAABBABPA montage
what? what part are you talking about

grow some taste

2 of my favorite war movies, help me find something better

Yeah because nobody ever references "me so horny sucky sucky five dorrah me love you long time". Literally more famous than the movie itself.

He's probably talking about the song Surfing Bird

Jarhead is a good movie. Not as good as any of those 2 though.

It's my favourite Kubrick film desu

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I liked FMJ, but I felt it ended prematurely. The stuff after boot-camp feels rushed. It's like the film is missing one more act imo. Apocalypse Now and The Deer Hunter are more well rounded imo.

SIR, I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, SIR