What did he mean by this?

what did he mean by this?

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user, whats going on big guy.

Sam "Makes Trannys cry" Hyde

Means he has a more intersting life than me.

stop shilling this turd here

Good thing it's not his nose bleeding, he doesn't have any health insurance.

>>>>>>>>>>>/pol

>tfw no gf to give a nosebleed to and shit on you are dick

Her nose is bleeding she needs to go to the hospital

He tripped her. I watched him do it with my own two feet

Source of this picture?

It's a funhouse mirror of gender dynamics, inverting the typical scenario where men dive into the red sea of a woman. Instead, thanks to copious STDs collected from Adult Swim, it is Sam The Hyde who bleeds from his orifices, but his girlfriend loves him enough to do oral sex there anyways

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That's a nose bleed or fake blood. Her nose clearly isn't broken.

obviously fake. her eyes arent even watering

And some of you would seriously claim that Sam is not /our guy/

wow really? I thought sam hyde literally punched a woman in the nose and proudly displayed it on social media. wow. thanks. wow. I sure was fooled.

>like an afghani imam
jej

I'm glad I could set you straight brother

Wasn't she some failed Sup Forums meme like two Chritmas' ago?

Thanks for asking i was wondering to but got to nervous to ask

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Yeah, a lot of robots got mad when this surfaced because she was their "waifu"

>told her not to eat anything, took her anal virginity
>citizen, ross, she had a turd in her ass
>totally ruined it FOREVER

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How can I save her

Sam Hyde is basically a waifu destroyer and all these cockhungry sloots all get mad because he treats them like they deserve. This is also why impotent chapo nu-males hate him

Wow, Sam Hyde AND Bruce Jenner - is there anyone this girl doesn't know?

>literally mentions it in a video
youtube.com/watch?v=UHHJMrP2YG0

absolute madman

I feel sorry for the dude that has her now, she deserves to die alone after loosing her virginity with Chad Hyde

Females are so fucking stupid lol.

Threadly reminder Sam Hyde is like 5'7" lmao

>broke her hymen
>wiped the resulting blood on her nose

based

Watch the he shall not divide us footage, he's gotta be well over 6ft

*breathes in*

Actually he's 23 and 5'8, he said so himself

/ourguy/

Lol you blind? He's like 5'4" tops

Can someone tell me how real any of this is, or is it mostly shitposting?

Don't mind that much either way desu

very real

god damn sam is based, this only proves it's reddit and /r9k/ bitter robots who have been shitting on him here recently lmao

Misogynistic prick

just like my ugly male/cute female hentais!

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played in a poker game with Sam Hyde in Las Vegas once. He joined the game around midnight, and as he sat down he was really friendly and loud, talking about how much money he earned from his last gig and ordering rounds of beer for the entire table. Some old guy didnt want one but he started nudging him in the shoulder, calling him a chicken and making muted "cluck cluck" noises and smiling knowlingly at the rest of the table until the guy accepted. Not long after he sat down Sam got it all in really bad with a low pair against someone with all the draws in the world. Basically Sam had like 30% to win the pot. When he lost he started calling the other guy a faggot moron and leaned over the table to take his beer, saying that he didnt want to buy for mongs who were only there to throw money away. He sulked about it for half an hour and then left. Really weird experience, especially as it was only a 200$ game and I would think he was good for enough money not to act like that after losing one pot.

Sam "I fuck trannies" Hyde

I saw Sam Hyde at a grocery store in Boston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>Boston
He lives in Providence

desu all these "waifus" deserve to be destroyed

I wanna put it in her bagina.

youtube.com/watch?v=CPRmhqxERGc

what did he mean by this

>fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying
fake news. he only eats goobas and clahrk, mayne

This is actually believable when applied to Sam.

>fucks her nastily
>fattens her up beyond comprehension

He did you robots a favor

never seen this pasta fit somebody so well

She has 10/10 tiddies for real

you have to post them now

>I'M PICKLE RICK

what the fuck jesus crhist

Shes underage in the pics i dont have them saved

Who is this and why should I care about any of these people ?

There is no proof sam banged her 15 year old ass
Just a claim by him and him alone

Move along

yeah theyre standing naked together just as friends lmao

Pure kino

>He admits to fucking a 15 year old

kek

Thats not even her tho.
Thats a diffrent woman, no resemblance

I think I've seen him in Guy Heaven gym.

I meant for

lmao

faceblind autist

Here's the new Million Dollar Eggscreme by the way.
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If my washing machine is acting up I kick it too.

>she's jewish
now I see why he didnt give a shit

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Honest question: why do you guys obsess over this guy?
Yeah he's an okay editer, and I enjoy his truthful rhetoric, but he wasn't groundbreaking by any means when it comes to comedy, or sketchs.

He would still be working, if so.
The creame always rises to the top, dig it?

What a rude young lady lol

Well he does proudly boast of his mass shootings.

sure thing pal, sure thing

she's a performance artist vying for an audience just like sam

Sugar gets me kooky

this has to be hyper satire

r-right guys?

>mentally manipulates a 15 year old and fucks her in the ass
/ourgoy/

Why does Sam keep creating new channels?

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He doesn't edit most of his videos and what do you mean by truthful rhetoric ?
Parroting around internet talking points ?

why did she go out with such an ugly guy? He's uglier than me and it makes me upset. WHY CAN'T I HAVE QT SLAVE PUSY?

I know this is the running gag with fans, but I can't tell if you're trying to be serious

Didn't he get facefucked by a tranny

>when you try this hard to be a meme

he had a show on adult swim, is 6'7 and a psychopath

Teenage girl making stupid decision by going out with an even bigger attention whore

The adult swim show was waaaayyyy before

Meant way after*

Pro-tip: Sam is not unattractive

with all the rape accusations everywhere is just a matter of time before they take him out of youtube, only then we'll stop seeing his fucking ugly face everyday here

*5'7"

You must be a real fucking goblin if you think Sam isn't an ugly fuck. Funny enough I even remember seeing his videos posted here for the first time and I hated them because of how fucking weird-looking he was.

5'7 is giant in america

>weak jawline
>double chin
>beady eyes
>ugly facial hair
>long horse face
>potato shaped head
He's objectively ugly.

He means things i agree with. Thats what makes someone based

what about the tranny he fucked