Is he the thinking man's Dwayne Johnson?

Is he the thinking man's Dwayne Johnson?

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is that snark from dc legends? he got swole

stop making threads about yourself Dave

me neanderthal me tink glasses make me smart hoooohuuruhghghgh

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I love you, Bautista.

why are wrestlers so ugly when they get off the roids lol

More like Dave Autista

Fuck off, Dwayne, and make more box office bombs.

He's a fine actor. Who is this Johnson fella'?

Kek.

He's actually trying to be a better actor. From what I have heard, he shows up, doesn't bitch, and gets the job done. That with a willingness to get better at the craft is gold in hollywood.

>50 years old
>off roids

if gabe wasnt fat fuck

He did a good job in Blade Runner, wouldn't mind seeing him get some more prominent serious roles.

Batista > Johnson > Jesse "The Body" Ventura > One or Two Movie Exceptions like Nash, DDP, Randy Savage or Stone Cold > Hulk Hogan > All the other shit wrestlers who try to break into movies via WWE studios

Big Dave on roids looked much much bigger and ripped than that.
He may be on some roids, but no where near what he used to be.

i dunno man i saw this

Was surprised when he was the hitman in Bond, and then got more and more roles. Great actor, like him a lot

That skull is pure HGH

No shit, that's what happens to men as they age.

>50

the guy is closer to 60, its pretty obvious he lied about his age when he started wrestling

He actually wants to be a legit good actor. Hell he's even mentioned wanting to do more artistic movies and direct some

Beginning to think this is the case.

Me too.

speaking of: youtube.com/watch?v=5WpXw_0UU8U

why wasnt i aware of this existing?

He's actually seems like a humble guy to me, unlike Dwayne. Why should I hate him again?

WHGOOOOOOOOOAAAAA MAN
HOOOOLD ON
How about you go see my movie before commenting
cmon now

#litty

>be the most popular wrestler of all time
>be a mediocre actor
>get passed the actual torch by Arnold Schwarzenegger
>proceeds to do nothing of note

>be a terrible wrestler
>get a Marvel gig much to fans' ire
>surprises everyone with a solid performance
>everyone loves him now
>launches career into orbit
>rising up to be an A lister

Yes, he's actually a solid actor.

Batista is far from terrible. Maybe in-ring wise he's average but as a whole package as a performer he was great. I can't even tell more than 2 of current WWE wrestlers that can touch him.

I hope Dave explores his potential.
So impressed already by so little.
Dwayne has just continued to be the rock since he left wrestling. One trick pony so far.

>Ywn see Dave Bautista play Bateau in a proper GiTS adaptation opposite some Japanese QT as the Major.

Feels bad, man.

The problem is Dwayne hasn't explored serious roles.

He's taken Action and Comedy mostly

And that's why Dave is getting respect.

let me think about that first

What's going on in this thread?

Dwayne seems to be about taking on roles that expand his profile and nothing more, while Bautista seems to be actually putting in the work to be a quality character actor.

It's a real shame they screwed gits but we got our kino cyberpunk fix with 2049 at least.

SHUT UP JUMANJI IS GONNA BE HUGE

He is not Dwayne Johnson. Dwayne Johnson is a primadonna passive-aggressive sissy cock sucking faggot.
Dave Bautista is the real deal.

>be the most popular wrestler of all time
That would be Hulk Hogan or The Undertaker. The "Rock" was always a C-list faggit.

Is it just me or have wrestlers in general been becoming actors lately. John Cent, in the right movie, is enthusiastic and just fun to watch. Dave has been getting much better. The Rock produces shit in general, but he was the best part of Moana.

No, he's the working man's Dwayne Johnson.

Meant to say better actors

>tfw he had a better performance than Jared Leto in 2049

The thinking man has no Dwayne Johnson.

I dont know about the wrestling stuff but I have to agree Drax is probably the most fun character in GOTG and Bautistas performance in 2049 was really good even if short.

Lots of wrestlers become full-time actors. Wrestling itself is literally just buff people acting

All Dwayne has ever cared about is fame. Big Dave was desperate to be an actor and worked his way up to the top.

BASKETBALLS DONT HOLD GRUDGES

The most important part is being a good stuntman.

>What's going
I wonder how butthurt cent is about this? When everyone and their grandma was sure that the next wrestler to "pull a rock" would be cena, not some roided beaner.

>Hulk Hogan
Who?

Why can't this poor guy find glass frames that fit ?

Absolutely. Hotter too, he looks really snuggly :3

He purposefully lost size so he's not typecast, he said so himself in an interview. Besides, he's 50, it would be too straining on his health to run the same stacks as he did in his prime.

That's said he's definitely on test and HGH, if nothing else. I mean, he's old and he still rivals pro-bodybuilders in size.

He's a big guy.

Definitely. He showed more range in the 5 minutes he had in Blade Runner 2049 than Rocketty has shown in his entire career.

What are these creepy fucking bug men from? I always see them posted.

tfw dave could be a handsome hollywood actor but he morphed his whole face and head with hgh

joe rogan did the same thing.. dont get me wrong i still love big dave and he's doing a great job

Are those traps real?

Impressive if so.

WWE was very very liberal with the drug testing when he was that size.

He was good in the
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meme movie

No, no they're saying Boo-tista!

theyre martian niggers

he looks the same, he just doesnt have hair anymore.

You forgot Rowdy Roddy Piper (They Live)

Was he in Inception or interstellar?

Actually I was going to include him in too with DDP and the others

No.
Fuck you The Rock isn't a draw, never was a draw, never will be a draw.

Bautista was the best part of Spectre by far. Actually one of the few things I haven't already forgotten about that movie.

You can still get away with it. Look at Strowman or Big E.

I didn't know the Cthulu film was already made.

Wow thanks for reminding me that I've completely forgotten about that movie except for the french girl that was in one of the MI movies...and I love Bond movies, how sad.

Now THAT'S the thinking man's Dwayne Johnson

>beaner

He's Greek and Filipino. Weird combo but it worked out for him.

DWAYNETTY NEVER DREW A DIME BIG MATCH BATISTA FOREVER THE GOAT

Some faggot who did gay porn or something and a news site uploaded it.

Cute.

>cent
more like ten cent because he draws dimes

Right? I didn't think it was terrible when I first watched it, but looking back I remember more scenes from QoS than I do Spectre. In a movie franchise where memorable lines, set-pieces and villains are a main-stay this feels like a big let down.

Terraformars

He has a massive fucking skull. He also has a large body so it doesn't look too weird but he is still a peculiar looking man.

I'm trying to picture what he'd look like as a kid and all I see is a 6 foot man.

#LITTY

I admire the fact that he actually hired an acting coach and took lessons instead of just pulling a Dwayne Johnson and walking onto the set "DUDE I WAS THE ROCK LMAO, I'M JUST GOING TO PLAY THE SAME CHARACTER I PLAYED IN THE RING, GIVE ME MONEY"

To be fair to him it has worked and he makes some mad cash money but he's still a shit actor and he seems to be absolutely ok with that.

>I'm trying to picture what he'd look like as a kid

Fucking pervert.

This is just a remake of the original? They can't have Bautista be a copy of the original villain and not have him rape Gina.

Is that really what the rock did?

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i prefer a more raunchy dwayne

He's humble as fuck about acting and a pure cutie.

Batista was terrible? He was my favorite wrestler when I started watching RAW. I was pretty late to wrestling tho.
I started watching around the time he began his beef with HHH and then quit when he switched to Smackdown

>terrible wrestler

batista is one of the best wrestlers of all time and may be the greatest big man of all time. kill yourself.

>WWE
>Drug testing

I had a coworker who wrestled in one of the WWF feeder promotions back in the early 2000's and I remember him talking about how when you got promoted up into the WWF stable it was basically "Welcome to the WWF, here's your steroids" from Vince and the rest of management. Stuff like having management tweak your stacks because you didn't look big enough, or because they wanted you to stay smaller.

Triple-H was one of the examples he used of someone who got huge on HGH after management decided to build him up into a big man.

It honestly sounded kinda comfy, desu. Vince obviously juiced for a while and could you imagine working somewhere you could casually shoot the shit about your stacks and routines with your boss? That sounds like it could be heaven for someone who wanted to get roid-big.

At 6'6", he's basically a genetic freak who inherited the massive neanderthal genes from both his European and Asian halves, which is why he can look so not-quite-human sometimes.

Underrated kek

He's more like 6'2", but yes he's a freak.

More charismatic and has a more unique face which happens to be photogenic.

Better base than Dwayne. Dwayne missed his mark when he wanted to be action star and not a comedic actor (his early action films with more comedy are his better roles).

Bautista or whatever his real name is, might even have a chance at being a reel actor and not a typecast.