/American Psycho general/

Luis is a ginger bender edition

I got a 8:33 rez at Dubsia.

looks like they were fully booked

Okay, here's come a doubles1 Did are you ready?

Let's see Carruthers' card.

Your compliment was sufficient Luis.

No, I want to know. I came here for the digits, which is after all the only excuse one could have for being in this thread, which is by the way, almost completely empty.

So hows the Dubz Account going, OP?

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its uh, all right

feed me a _____ ___

Nice dubs.

Childhood is wanting to be Patrick Bateman
Adolescence is idolizing Paul Allen
Adulthood is realizing you became Luis Carruthers

This threads a real beehive of activity, Halberstam. These dubs are hot, very hot.

just check em guys

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it ain't bad to be fair

That's nothing, look at this.

GOODBYE FUCKHEADS

very nice

Was he a homo?

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heartily kekd and dubs too... impressive. We'll have to send you on a little trip for that Paul

Allen is in the dark.
Bateman is in the light.
This was the last time they spoke as friends

two off

check'em

close but no cigar lad, now check these

>watched american psycho as a child
>idolised him as a child

Oh Jean, you might want to check em before you leave

It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this.

trips

great trips, marcus, I mean, really! Where did you get those?

i-i want some trips too

dubs and allen's card is best

hand over these trips right now

Oh God.. it's a fucking gram of sweetener

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I want my penis in her mouth.

That is really super. How did nitwits like you get so tasteful?

Sup Forums has made this movie virtually unwatchable for me. Every Bateman expression is some sort of reaction image.

>off by one, twice

It's that Yale thing

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How dubs-provoking

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Black Cock

Patrick, where did you get that overnight get?

Get a motherfucking job, Al.

>You will not post any of the following outside of Sup Forums: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

this is an american psycho thread, didn't you read the OP?

How did a woman, A FUCKING WOMAN! Direct this kinopiece? This is the only good movie that has EVER been made by one. Did she make some Faustian deal?

check my card. you'll find numbers there

>Throws dead digits in the trunk and slams it

Jean Paul Getier

not so fast halberstram

What do you think of Patrick's secretary?

GREAT sea urchin ceviche

my digits are
simply
not
there

dubs

they are, you can't see them because you have those things in your eyes

So what about dinner?

This is a discussion about the film "American Psycho."

squad goals

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Neat-o

3/4 impressive

Point break was also directed by a woman, i think

Check out my new digits fellas. Gilded edges. Repeating numbers. Quite classy don'tcha think?

nice

NO

Jean I need you to check these digits for me

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I've got to go return some digits

feed me a stray get

very nice

Cool it with the repeating digits.

damn son

>no solo bateboy trips

that's just sad

I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes.

Alright no more gets in this thread

>failed all my trips by one

I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.

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congrats, but just look at these quads before you go

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Negative. Cancel it.

Impressive. Very nice.

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Your dubs were sufficient.

quads goals

nice

what a trip