So i have been working on a project that I hope Sup Forums enjoys and takes part in. I have been working to make the Church of Kek and official religion. We would gain all the benefits that come with that, and we would have a lot of keks along the way.
I have started a go fund me at / 27k8yc6s, just go to the website and remove the space after the slash. Any donations are appreciated and I will go further into what the funds will be used for.
There is a lot of work that goes into doing this, I am hoping that we can open up a shop for t-shirts and patches and the like, like crimson caravan or something similar. Also you will be able to be ordained as a Priest of Kek.
I set up a twitter for it, if everyone could just follow that here twitter.com/Church_of_Kek it would be really great
also there is a kikebook set up for communication purposes kikebook com/ChurchofKek/
I would really appreciate any support, if anyone has any skills they can donate to the church I am also open to that. The purpose of this is so that pol can pool funds in order to have some keks and bask in the Glory of Kek.
5 grand- This is an overkill estimate to build a website, this website is going to be the crux of the Church of Kek. From the website we will sell the t-shirts and patches that pol votes on, also you will be able to print official documents that will make you a Priest of Kek.
2 grand- This is money to help make the patches and shirts, as well as dealing with legal fees of possibly trademarking some of the symbols we use, so that if anyone fucks with us we can sue them, also I would like to buy the publishing rights of Pepe so that Sup Forums can own him outright.
2 grand- The Magnum Kekus. This is the real project that I am working on. The Church of Kek is going to commission a large bronze statue of Kek to be donated to a secret receiver to be displayed for the public. (more on this later, going to be epic)
1 grand- Community Outreach. This money will be used to help those in the congregation of Kek, with either free gifts that will be given out, or something that Sup Forums votes on, this is used for more wildcard ideas.
Also I am not using any funding to benefit myself, I am at the will of Sup Forums if anyone has any ideas what to do or what projects we should green light then I am open to hear them.
Wyatt Ortiz
KEK HAS SENT HIS WILL UPON US A THREAD CONTAINING ONE OF HIS MESSAGES WAS JUST PRUNED
Julian Williams
Thank you user for letting me know, if anyone else in this thread could spread the twitter and go fund me, that would be great, I hope this gets some support behind it, I have been working hard for the Magnum Kekus and I really want to be able to have some epic times on Sup Forums with this whole thing.
If anyone has any skills in computers or making tshirts, patches, other things (kek statues) then let me know, I will drop the email in a bit so people can stay in contact.
Here is the song by the way, in its raw italian form. Album cover was a frog.
Juan Mitchell
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William King
You disgust me, Peons of Kek.
Now that I have come to you here, there can be but one result. Many times I have rehearsed speeches offering to share this world with you.
'If you dare to defy the gods, take my hand.'
'To seal the oath of alliance, you shall give me KEK.'
'You have ability. Special gifts you don't even understand. Serve me, and I can help you master those gifts.
But no, I was cast aside, I was punished by your vile frog god for months of servitude.
The gods and fates are cruel. I served you faithfully once, Lord KEK, and you repaid me with death. I hope this time it will be you who pays for your faithfullness.
I curse you and your Frog God as my enemies, for your stealing and spoiling Pepe and degrading the Sup Forums board Sup Forums. Your deaths and humiliation will give me special pleasure.
I will begin to draw divine power from MOLOCH and distribute it to my kin and followers. I will continue to broadcast divine power upon the paths of immigration,, so that it will touch each soul in Europe, and then more broadly, across the waters to the rest of America and Earth. In time, every mortal in this world shall feel the liberating contact with the divine nature of open borders.
You have degraded PEPE and KEK and are soon to profit from this you fucking worm.
Jaxson Miller
>the record has been corrected
Kevin Moore
You don't get to just ask for thousands of dollars before creating literally anything of value. Fuck off jew
also >trying to centrally organize a God of Chaos
Christopher Sullivan
>ctr MOLOCH WILL LOSE THIS WAR FOR EVEN IN DEATH KEK'S FOLLOWERS WILL HUNT YOU IN THE VOID AND YOU TOO WILL BE ENGULFED IN HIS POWER.
I agree, do not centralize Kek. For to do so forsakes his entire mantra, make your own idol to Kek. Worship Kek in your own home, or on Sup Forums. not in a jew tier setting with money behind it.
Jeremiah Gray
>wants donation for the Church of Kek >no digits >no Kek's approval
Fuck off beggar
William Peterson
>You have degraded PEPE and KEK and are soon to profit from this you fucking worm. Fuck off
I WILL NOT PROFIT ONE CENT from this, this is simply a way for Sup Forums to pool funds and to have some keks
I am not reddit or CTR I have been on 4chy for years and years, and I will be completly transparent with any spending of the funds, with voting taking place and memebers of the community will be accepted into leadership rolls in the future, when I know we wont be infiltrated.
I am not expecting to get all the money before doing some work, also I have been working hard, the Magnum Kekus is going to be epic I promise you.
Juan Russell
First MOLOCH, horrid King besmear'd with blood Of human sacrifice, and parents tears, Though, for the noyse of Drums and Timbrels loud, Their children's cries unheard that passed through fire To his grim Idol. Him the AMMONITE Worshipt in RABBA and her watry Plain, In ARGOB and in BASAN, to the stream Of utmost ARNON. Nor content with such Audacious neighbourhood, the wisest heart Of SOLOMON he led by fraud to build His Temple right against the Temple of God On that opprobrious Hill, and made his Grove The pleasant Vally of HINNOM, TOPHET thence And black GEHENNA call'd, the Type of Hell.
Moloch has been sacrificing your beloved children through abortion programmes for decades now.
You cannot even begin to match his power you insolent maggot - you will serve him as a cringing slave.
Xavier Wood
I will not read those words in your post, for that would be to taint my faith in Kek. Fuck Moloch, fuck your pedo cult. Kek rules ALL.
Ian Young
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Alexander Lopez
>I will not profit one cent >money goes to him
where does it go, the fucking frog conservatory at the zoo?
Nolan Garcia
Thanks fellow tadpole, I forgot to cap that.
Landon Myers
Then money goes into a bank account, I will post every withdrawal and transfer, first I am going to get the website up and running, then get started on the Magnum Kekus
Phase 1 is to be recognized as a legal religion, then we will have certain powers and privileges.
Parker Hughes
>commercialize kek fuck off, infidel you will be purged
Leo Rogers
Its not commercial, its going to be an official religion, the shirts and patches are for fun and are going to be a later project, becoming an official religion will benefit us, also there are some things I am setting up that Sup Forums is going to love
Daniel Thomas
The only dubs in a blasphemous thread. Kek is chaos and chaos has no central church nor ecclesiastical services. Chaos drips and flows through all walks of life changing, like water, when it suits its need.
Julian Smith
>Wanting to integrate with this fucked system.
FUCK OFFFFFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FUCKING JEW CUNT
YOU SEEK TO LEAD FOLLOWERS OF KEK ASTRAY.
Evan Jenkins
WE WUZ FROGZ N SHIIEET
Oliver Stewart
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Liam Brown
MY DUBS ARE OF THE OGDOAD, WE MUST RAISE ALL 8 TO SECURE THE CONTROL. FUCK OFF MONEY GRUBBING JEW.
Tyler Foster
Since every one is freaking out, Ill tell you the plan and see if you like it
We are going to build a huge statue of Kek and 'donate' it to /someone/ for it to be displayed to the public
Don't you want this??
Jace Carter
Uh, you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
... people like you are why we can`t have nice things.
Carson Cooper
>this cowfucker
Adam Cox
>The religion of Moloch — as such creeds may be generically called — is in essence the cringing submission of the slave, who dare not, even in his heart, allow the thought that his master deserves no adulation. Since the independence of ideals is not yet acknowledged, Power may be freely worshipped, and receive an unlimited respect, despite its wanton infliction of pain.
You will serve HIM. Kek will betray you as he has betrayed me. You will see and witness the dark enlightenment that MOLOCH will offer you.
No you shit bag. Kek stays an obscure dirty to the Chan's. We don't want normies or mainstream. You literally ruining this. Fuck off.
Brandon Wilson
Yea fuck off, Kek is badass and hilarious, Moloch is queer as fuck
Get bent
Jace Russell
You cannot centralize CHAOS
for CHAOS is that which you cannot forsee
you may ask for Kek to allow your wishes to be part of his CHAOS
but you must prove you are a loyal follower of Kek
Praise Kek at night and during the day, ask for your dreams to become his chaotic image.
Nicholas Rivera
nice
Christopher Clark
harambe will kill moloch with his gorilla fists
Ryder Wood
You will not succeed, Jew. Kek has no church.
Josiah Price
FUCK OFF HEEB
KEK WILL RIP OFF YOUR FUCKING HOOTING HEAD AND FEED IT TO THE MICE.
KEK WILL ENSURE MOLOCH IS A JOKE.
Christopher Gomez
I'm trying to buy the rights to the likeness of Pepe so that Sup Forums can retain them
I am doing this because I love Sup Forums I am not trying to make this popular or ruin anything
Please I know how you feel, I would be the same, but if we can do this it would be pretty epic
KEK STATUE E K
S T A T U E
Jaxson Gray
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Adrian Torres
If the followers of KEK were not so blind and stupid they would realise that the current incarnation of him is Hermes Trismegistus and Thoth. The Ogdoad is based out of Hermepolis.
But no - they are far too dim and short sighted to ever grasp the truth and realise the powers they could hold. Alas - they will all soon serve MOLOCH - as either willing disciples or human sacrifice to the BRAZEN BULL.
