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>moves his legs so she can sit down
It's the little things

At this point K was happy.

Was joi just a hologram and not an actual replicant?

How is it possible to be this fucking retarded? Are you a capeshitter?

Holographic waifus are the beta, inferior solution. Women need to be enslaved and dominated like in ancient times, that's what real alpha would do.

...yes

Ssssnnniiiiffff

Ah, quite pungent my dear

What is he actually eating before she sets down the holographic food?

I've not seen the film.

Is this the only time we see K smoke?

I completely forgot he smokes here!

00:11 she looks a lot like Mila Kunis did her in her prime.

He knew it was a bittersweet lie, but it was comfortable, and that's the most an honest man should ever expect.

So I'm supposed to just turn off my brain and pretend technology is going to be that advanced in just 30 years? What a dumb fucking decision to make it so near in the future.

glass noodles

I've had those once, they are disgusting.

are you retarded? the original blade runner was set in 2019. so obviously it's an alternate timeline with fucking androids being produced in 2005.

stupid fuck. you have to have a brain to turn it off.

visuals look like shit

>reaching this hard to justify your terrible meme movie
Enjoy those box office numbers, pal

>makes a retarded comment, gets called retarded

wew

Who knew that men and women like different movies/books/works of fiction?

Wow, it's not like we've known that for the last few hundred years or anything.

Dude, you need to stop when you're just being a complete moron.

>tfw no qt ana de armas gf

;_;

Yeah, they're not easy to cook properly, and are practically inedible even when done right.

Its obviously an alternative universe
>Full on flying cars and replicant in 2019
>NINE planets - pluto still counts in this universe
>Pan American Airways and Atarinare still major corporations
>Soviet union still exists in 2049

I think they went full alternative timeline based on the series. Atari and Pan Am are advertised and neither company actually exists anymore. Japan is a world powerhouse like Americans feared in the 80s. I think there was even an implication that the USSR is still around in the Ballerina add, which it is in the original book.

t. flappy vajyjay

Stick to capeshit, pleb.

A protein paste thing, it's got giant maggoty-things in it.

>Says dumb shit
>gets called out
>starts crying

Every time.

honestly JOI is more impressive tech than a replicant if she can learn emotions and learn how to love and adapt to different personalities and people

I want to be a cute girl

>women like different movies/books/works of fiction
wrong. women dont like anything besides shoes, spending money that isnt theirs and gossipping. all else is bluff to trick men into thinking theyre people too.

lmao, i can see why they're so mad now

And no third wave feminism, so no one is trying to outlaw perfect waifus and biosexbots.

Meal worms.

We'll probably have to eat them too once laws are passed against cattle raising.

I see her as a loophole in tech laws where you can make an A.I. as advanced as you like since it still runs on traditional computer hardware, but Replicants are heavily controlled and must not be allowed to develop into beings equivalent to humans in complexity.

jerk off instruction

This might hurt too much to go see, I want one now

Saying this stuff unironically makes you look butthurt ss fuck.

That thing is so fucking expensive it hurts

I want the AR headset waifu instead, so she can follow me around and give me life protips.

Nothing really stops you from creating your own A.I. girlfriend right now other than your lack of drive.

praftfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

this is apt for the modern male today

no longer concerned with spreading his genes and running a family, he only needs to worry about his comfortability

>no 300ft hologram waifu to sit on your face

sounds good to me.
wish I had A.I. waifu tho

W2c hologf

The 1% will still dine on prime rib and grade beef however.

kill me

its called suspension of disbelief, also its an alternate reality/parallel universe based on a late 70s vision of the future.

fun fact: Blade Runner shares a universe with Aliens. Blade Runner shows the earth that Elanor Ripley left behind.

make me wanna touch pp

>sounds good to me.
sounds miserable and hedonistic as fuck

not from my point of view.
thank god A.I waifus are right around the corner see

>Blade runner, 2019
>Alien, 2121

Nah mate, just a visual easter egg!

Synthetics in alien verse have white blood, are very robotic and haves wires and tubes and shit inside them unlike replicants s who are very human.

The earth is also quite fine late 21st century in Prometheus.

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Eh, so will we, just maybe once a year, for christmas or easter for example. It'll just be more scarce to limit their numbers.

I always did prefer brunette Lexi

>America will always be 5 or more years behind in high tech waifuism

replicants served a different purpose to synthetics and were illegal because they were inclined to mutiny.

>not from my point of view.
you'll never be truly satsfied in life lol

>Implying Atari isn't going to be a huge corp

Smells like static.

the future WE live in is even grimmer than Blade Runner's

I will be when A.I. waifus become affordable.

yeah you seem pretty satisfied. we all wanna be more like you, user

a bunch of other companies have tried and failed. will atari finally make something viable for mainstream console gamers?

EVEN THEDOG IS FAT

WHAT THEE FUCK..

>like, why did Gosling like her? She's not even real what the heck???
It was to him, Stacy. It was to him.

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>What a day, hnngh?

No, they just used the same graphic because hackman is lazy and needed the money for unicorn shots.
There is a jean claude van damme movie that's set in the same universe though.

i was just thinking that someone needs to save that doggo and then nuke the rest of them.

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Weyland corporation exists in BR and Alien

Their new console is a Kickstarter project
Look at the games in that picture. That's pretty much all of their IPs with Pacman and Resident Evil 4 added in because it's been ported to every console in existence.

>that image

holykek

is resident evil 4 really that popular?

pac man and doom is indeed available for everything but RE4?

>imagine still being this butthurt over getting rejected in highschool

The screen shot in that image is from the Zeebo version.
Most people don't even know what a Zeebo is.

His post is edgy and cringy but it's not wrong you know

>is resident evil 4 really that popular?
its the skyrim of zombie games

>Waifu confined to a glass case
>Can't even have her layered on top of a hooker so you can pretend you're fucking her
What's the point

Baby steps user.
Baby steps.

It's a step in the right direction.

Better. She reminds me of Penelope Cruz in Vanilla Sky. Also a great movie.

Not the same company.

Why does he keep appearing in these kinds of movies? Is this a desperate cry for help only we could understand?

Synthetics are the "legal" alternative to Replicants.

This actually true. We're living in a cyberpunk dystopia, it's just a very boring and shitty one.

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the hologram projection could use IR laserz to light his cigarette

Pan Am doesn't even exist anymore.

maggots