Get cancer

>get cancer
>2016
>solution?
>inject self with poisons and toxins and expose self to radiation
>die

People are actually falling for the chemotherapy meme. How did the jews get away with this?

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(((Doctors)))

>don't do chemo
>die from cancer anyway

It's the ultimate jew

fpbp

>having such shit genes you get cancer in the first place

>Science don't be real, muhfuddah. Its dem bixnood jewz, yo.

And your free healthcare is making the problem even worse.

>free healthcare
My favourite Sup Forums meme

>be leaf
>believe "cancer" is one disease

OP is a leaf

Leafs get cancer from shitposting. Avoid cancer, don't shitpost.

I'm pretty biased on this since Ive had cancer for 3 years now and my main treatment was chemo. 9 week cycle. 5/1/1. Bleo, etop, cisplatin. It has kept things in remission so far. It did push me close to the brink though, very tough stuff to deal with.

If you have cancer you are fucked, end of story. Your body has a 99% chance of failing to fight it off with or without the meds. Barely anyone survives, you might as well just blow your brains out before putting your family and loved ones in debt all for nothing but your inevitable death.

I'm no expert, but I think the purpose is to make you either not die or live longer.

>what is cancer

They count 5 years as survival. So if you die in year 6, you still "beat" cancer. I'm also pretty sure most insurance policies have a max out of pocket, mine is 3k max a year, everything after that is 100% paid for.

>Putting your family and loved ones in debt

Well, maybe in your country

Some is to ease pain as well, if you have a tumor pushing on ribs or pinching back nerves or something, they will try to keep it from causing as much pain as it wrecks everything else.

>cancer is one disease that has a set independent mortaliry rate.

>all cancer is the same

Its an out of control replication of your cells, not some virus you can fight off. It WILL kill you without treatment.

Just kill yourself goy! Remember the insurance companies need their profits and you're selfishly stealing from them by seeking treatment!

Sorry to hear that. Glad you are hanging in there. I cant really say until it happens to me, but as it stands now, I dont think I could go through with chemo, there just has to be a better way.

cancer affect most people well after reproduction age, so dieing to cancer at 60 wouldn't be shit genes it would be perfectly normal for an animal past it's ability to reproduce.

>Grandad gets cancer back in the 70s
>"You have a 5% chance of surviving 12 months with the treatment, without it's 1% would you like to try treatment knowing this?"
>"Of course I'm doing it, I'm going totry until the day I die, the fuck type of question is that?"
>All the other guys on his ward have far higher survival rates, he's the lowest by far
>Other blokes on the ward (20+) give him sympathy and condolences
>"I'm not dead yet, cry at my funeral boys"
>Tells my dad he'll be out soon and in a year he'll be fit again
>Treatment works, he gets better and leaves hospital, ends up doing a survivors meetup every 6 months with the guys on his ward
>By the 80s he's the only one left, the rest died of cancer or suicide relating to cancer
>Grandad is still alive to this day

It has become a story in my family about how no-one can give up because my Grandad etc. Literally never allowed to end anything because "quitters die of cancer" has become an actual quote in my family.

Chemo and radiation are unfortunately the best alternatives we have right now. We are continuously developing better solutions. Example from my Alma Mater:

ajc.com/news/news/local/cancer-vaccine-shows-promise/nQPb7/

A hundred years from now, people look back at our current cancer treatments as barbaric, provided that the government doesn't fuck it up.

Thanks, but no worries. The best way I can describe it is like this, imagine a fairly rough hangover that stays with you for the duration of treatment. I just felt cloudy in my head to the point I couldn't stand to read or even watch a movie. Breathing was tough because blood would only carry about 55% normal rate of oxygen. Hair also came out, but as a male its not a huge deal. I actually gained weight while on chemo since I didn't go to work and just sat on my porch most days. So if you can deal with a tough hangover, you can handle most of the symptoms.

The biggest thing that messed with me was watching my body get soft from lack of working, and pretty much falling apart just enough to work and not killing me.

>before putting your family and loved ones in debt

USA USA USA USA USA USA

Tumeric pleases Kek.

Fucking idiot
Mods should ban you

so inspiring. his indomitable spirit cured his cancer

Weed cures cancer.

this is total shit since you start counting years from when you find out you got cancer, and tumors cant be dated

I actually survived cancer through chemotherapy 5 years ago
Ask me anything

What kind of cancer and how bad was it when it was discovered?

Also how old were you and what were your risk factor?

>Have to fight a disease against your own cells
>Cannot target specific mechanisms because they're YOUR mechanisms
>Target mxns that occur most in rapidly dividing cells
>Hope that they survive

Or

>Just fix it!
>The jews did it again!

You do realize cancer is a pretty normal response to living for a long time? I mean the chances of a few cells going haywire after years of living is pretty likely. Shit genes is getting cancer at a young age.

Just curious. What type of cancer were you battling?

Liver
Drinked to much
Discovered it pretty soon
85% with chemo

Also i was 30
Yes i know
No need to point it out

How much is "too much" and how long were you drinking that much for?

Since my teenage years
But i dont think it was all drinks
I took some hardcore drugs against depression and it really fucked me up

About how much did you drink over the course of years?
what were symptoms?

I think too much was when i turned 20 and i had to live by myself
I just had drinks in my fridge
I went to the point of buying a small electric cellar just so i wouldn't run out on weekends or holidays

My mom has cancer and she decided to cure herself using a natural route. Honestly she looks much healthier now them she did even before she got cancer

I was pretty ashamed
But everyday
Even in the morning
With breakfast i would take some sips of brandy to get me going
I lost my job twice for going drunk or even getting drunk at work
Thank fuck STEMS degrees really help you out in thirld world
That plus the drugs i took for my fucked up head

So you are saying you drank heavily every day up until the point you dscovered it?

It's a pretty straightforward idea.


Kill 30% of everything and hope you extinguish the malignant species.... or at least lower their numbers to the point that they aren't a threat.

It's a risky strategy, but the logic of it is pretty reasonable.

Only a few animals on earth have never been discovered to get cancer.

What were your symptoms and how long had they been going on before you saw a doctor?

>Be Royal Rife
>Invent machine that cures cancer
>100%
>AMA wants to purchase it for monopoly reasons
>Refuse
>Get literally S H U T D O W N immediately afterwards
>"He was just a liar, the machine never really worked. Only conspiracy theorists think it did and that "da joos" are behind it"
>25 people with cancer used his machine
>Those 25 no longer had cancer after using his machine
>Pure coincidence, they were just the luckiest 25 people in the world or all 25 had been misdiagnosed
>Have to poison everyone with toxins and radiation because you hold the monopoly

Cancer is the biggest moneyspinner there is. Who else do you know that puts suffering behind profit, except for (((them)))? Don't worry yourselves with that though they're only people and besides, I'm sure some animal in Africa has been shot by someone white who had to pay someone black for the privilege.

Because of being drunk i would check in with the doc every other month
One day i wasnt even feeling shit
Alcohol really numbs your senses
I went in and the doc was already familiar with my drinking problem and my ineptitude to better myself
So he would always recommend checking my liver but that shit is fucking expensive
One day i passed out real bad because of it
I wasnt used with passing out because i was already growing resistant
But something was bothering me
My guts were telling me to get checked
Yep just as i suspected
Getting diagnosed felt like shit
I thought my life was over and i had accomplished nothing
After chemo started i lost my hair and my beard
I took to long too shave it because i wasnt giving a shit anymore
So it looked horrible
Like i was getting older very fucking fast
And it felt like getting 30 years older in like a month of treatment

Yeah pretty much
Doc also changed my drugs prescription

So why don't they publish the blueprints to magic cancer machine?

Why doesn't anybody know the idea of how it worked?

>be Pharmaceutical industry
>make billions from cancer every year
>discover a cure
>but muh profits
>hide the cure and only treat the symptoms
>everyone keeps getting cancer
>but my profits keep going up though
>might as well invent a new drug and claim that it'll get rid of cancer or w/e
>people take it
>thousands end up getting cancer 5 years later
>more profits for me

Pharmaceutical industry in a nutshell.

I knew an old grandfather leaf who the system kept trying to shove in the concentration camp old folks homes up there. Most residents die quickly once they are abandoned in those state institutions...lots of accidents. They said if he stayed home then he only got one oxygen tank a year...so it is all on a sliding scale based on what?

Your political connections? Everyone is supposed to lobby for their own medical supplies?

It comes down to money, not emotions and well wishes, everywhere. Who gets the cyborg heart? Once everyone can be downloaded electronically it will be cheap, then socialists can hand it out without considering cost. Until then we have many expensive and faulty products ahead.. until innovation is allowed and rewarded, until taxpayer dollars stop going to subsidized, privatized, (((multinational))), ponzi scheme based, manufactured breakage obsessed, aggressively anticommons promoting, "patent thicket" creating, monopolies.

And, until then, what about all those brains in tanks? Begging like dogs for spice.

But why didn't Big Pharma save Steve Jobs then?

>Chemo
>treating symptoms
I know you're Australian but that's retarded even for your kind

>2016

Still can't engineer a T-cell to recognize obviously abnormally fucked-up-shaped cells with wrong fucking number of receptors like cancer cells and just kill them to death.

Why?

>People are actually falling for the chemotherapy meme. How did the jews get away with this?
Why aren't the Pharmaceutical companies giving us the cheap cancer cure instead of prolonging our miserable lives with their absurdly expensive chemotherapy drugs?

Oh.

What is Big Pharma going to do when humans abandon their flesh and become machine, full time?

Inorganic Beings like Robots can't get Cancer after all.

You know if science manages to discover all the secrets of the immune system, then we can cure allergies and sensitivities at the same time.

The person who discovers the cure for cancer will simultaneously unlock the secrets of allergies and sensitivities as well since they are all connected to the immune system fucking up.

A lot of the time, chemo is palliative. Death from cancer isn't a peaceful way to go. It's not like the doctor says "you have 1 year to live" and you live your life to the fullest for the next 12 months and then die suddenly. No, it's fucking terrible. Every day is hell. Chemo is harsh, but it's actually less bad than having full-blown progression of cancer.

Where is that Aus Annon who talked about 2,4-dinitrophenol a few months ago? I had an interesting read of what he posted but I was unable to download his research papers that he linked, if anyone has them could they please link.

It's not like the doctors claim chemo is completely safe.

The whole idea behind it is that it nukes your whole body and you hope the cancer is among the cells that die in the fallout.

I don't think you understood the purpose of my post fàm. The Pharmaceutical industry will never find a cure, they make way too much money, the only thing they'll treat is the symptoms, which will just cause more sickness, they aren't interested in finding a cure, or even talking about one.

Oh, you're sick? Here, take some drugs, you'll be back
>get sick again
>keep repeating the same cycle without treating the actual cause for getting sick
>just keep giving them drugs

For example. It's like driving your car around, and the engine light turns on, what do you do? You take out the engine light, and then you start to believe everything is fine, and during the next couple of weeks, your car begins to break down. By taking out the engine light, you've only treated the symptom, not the cause. It's the same with your body.

>inject self with poisons and toxins and expose self to radiation
>get cancer
>2016
>solution?
>inject self with poisons and toxins and expose self to radiation
>die
fix'd

Kinda like antibiotics.

We're all going to die.
You can't escape it.
I get chemo.
I'm not worried.
I have Jesus.

Good post user

also the highest cancer surival rate

Makes me not even want to continue pharmacy school tbqh

>implying a human could ever be a robot

Agreed.

Natural remedies that are said to help reduce tumors cannot be patented for record profits, so they get little (((press))).

There are several suggested herbs like MEITAKE mushroom, but when you are feeling sick...

When you are at your weakest, the merchant smells your shekels and makes sure to poke around for more milk in that goy tit with emotionally manipulative phrases and weasel words like "If you really care to try... you could buy these pills to take with your chemo, its just some herbs, a (((proprietery blend))). I will bill your insurance $3000 for a 30 day supply of tiny pills of cheap mushroom I didn't even mention until after we put radioactive drugs into you. I will keep overbilling them and you until you max your insurance donut hole... and then we can start billing for the second round of chemo once that account is paid... for your best chances..."

I always hear people wanting to join the industry in my classes, and I think to myself "whyyyy? Did you only do this for money?" I personally just want to help people, the pay is just a nice bonus

I couldn't find the pdf, but a guy had skin cancer all over his head and treated it with cannabis oil.

Sup Forums maybe?
>just kidding lads

If you are too successful expect bad (((luck))).

My dad smoked 40 years and nearly died cause he couldn't breathe. Stage 4 lung cancer. The tumor nearly choked him to death.
Chemo, radiation, medicine and a few surgeries and he's alive 4 years later. Latest scans look good.

Frankly, it sucks but, he's gotten to meet 3 new grandkids.

Meh I'm not even looking to get ahead of anyone, I just want to help people is all, that's why I did it.

death is a business.

whats the routine

So many times I hear "they cut in and thought they got it all, then it came back and spread like crazy". It makes me wonder if the cutting is actually spreading it more often then not... but surgeons are the top earners for hospitals. Surgeons often are also notorious figjams who talk out their asses about shit they know nothing about, like aftercare and wound care.

Helping too many people IS a problem for the system.

You can sell the antidote over and over, but you only get to sell the cure once...unless you build in manufactured breakage, so that the planned obsolecence of the cure keeps them coming back.

There are many different kinds of cancer and only a few of them have "death sentence" level mortality rates.

It saved me

>die faster and not rotting to death while leaving thousands in debt to your family
You know which alternative Schlomo prefers.

Spirulina and Garlic my man

And some Reishi mushrooms

>got ball cancer
>needed chemotherapy after surgery because it had spread to lymph nodes
>three months of chemotherapy
>don't have cancer anymore

>How did the jews get away with this?
Maybe because it works?

Also, chemotherapy isn't nearly as bad as it's made out to be. It's sort of like a bad hangover that doesn't go away. Shitty but not the end of the world.

chemo and radiation can save people dumbass

who are you, the ghost of steve jobs?

>putting your family and loved ones in debt all for nothing but your inevitable death.
LAND OF THE FREE

Meanwhile,
>got cancer
>dozens of specialist doctor appointments during and after as follow up
>surgery to remove tumor
>months of chemotherapy drugs and the various immune boosters/anti-nausea drugs that go with it.
>basic lunch provided during treatment
>more x-rays and CT scans than I can remember
>lung function testing during because one chemo drug can damage the lungs sometimes
Out of pocket cost to me: $0.00 (unless you count a couple of dollars for parking each time I went in)

Sure feels good living in a first world country

Dad had cancer numerous times.

Recently had a laryngectomy and has a hole in his throat.

Still works 14 hours a day.

The CEO of Goldman Sachs had cancer and went through chemo I believe, still works like a mad man.

I'm convinced that cancer is a mentality thing.

>Inb4 the inevitable: "IT WASNT FREE MAN HAHAH LOOK AT THIS IDIOT HAHAHA FREE STUFF BERNIEFAG"

Anyone understand how in the hell Jimmy Carter survived cancer at like 94. It was stage 4 brain cancer and it was gone in a few months. Pretty sure something is shady about that.

Yeah brah, cure your cancer naturally by eating tons of fruit, like Steve jobs did! Oh...wait.

>your recovery depends partly on your outlook

Oh wow how profound people haven't known this for thousands of fucking years

Nothing is free, you're merely paying for it through taxation.

Also US insurance isn't like that. Once you meet the set deductible(what you pay out of pocket) you do not pay another cent besides the monthly cost of the insurance. For example, John has a $5000 deductible, which is pretty high up there, if he has an illness that costs him $5000 out of pocket then the insurance proceeds to cover the rest of the costs for the remaining year. This can repeat over to the next year.

The life insurance policy that even a lowly worker can get here is $25,000. If they unfortunately pass away any kind of debt they leave can be mostly paid for, assuming they're not in an assload of credit card debt or something else that's entirely their fault. Anyone who plays it smart with the system can leave zero debt to their loved ones when they pass away, it's not difficult.

What's the fuckin alternative? Smoking weed and IV'ing orange juice?

Chemo and radiation are horrific, but it's the best we have as a bunch of quasi-apes in 2016.

Grandmother may have cancer, should l let her do the treatment?