Blade Runner 2049's reviews are sad

All taken from RT:

>Blade Runner 2049 is heavy with portentous and pretentious hoo-ha.

>The creators of this film had to use old ingredients to reconstruct a rancid and insipid concept that even Ryan Gosling can't save. [Full review in Spanish]

>In its well-intentioned efforts to somehow match the impact of the original, this is a film that has become overblown, over-written and massively over-long.

>Liberation doesn't have quite the same effect when it's done by white people, for other white people.

Why would anyone see this movie LOL???

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what the fuck thats not BLACKED

thats reverse, get that shit out of here pleb

Great thread

>liking scat porn
black dicks look just like turd logs

Why make a bait thread so obvious

w-what is she so thirsty for bros?

FREEDOM!

>tfw no super dark-skinned girls with white facial features

WHITED

Spray-tan a white girl, retard.

(a pingus)

>Movie was shit
>edgelord ontrarians all instantly love it just to be snowflakes

I wan't a chocolate girl, not someone with copper plating.

This is my fetish, but I have yet to meet one that doesnt act like a nigger.

Ethiopians.

>yellow gorilla eyes
>pube hair
>probably skinny from constant starvation

>probably skinny from constant starvation

That's the best part. She's probably tiny from malnutrition as well.

>Implying you don't want to see your cock bulging out of her lower abdomen as you're pumping her

NAME??????????????????????????????????/

great thread, bump

>starves herself

That's first world cunts lads, no one else is intentionally going without food.

I would take anorexia being an issue anyday over obesity. Girls these days cannot for life of them put down the bag of chips

Anna Foxx I think. The Blacked lighting is making her look better than usual though.

W H I T E D

Is this a Blacktress thread?

>genetally mutilated

name?

looks like ana fox

>a fucking t*rk

Source on pic?

>. [Full review in Spanish]

Keep the lips, hips and ass though

>people doubted Villeneuve after shit like Sicario and Ennemy
what a bunch of plebs

So.... Source

>>pube hair
Pedos get out.

>Sicario and Ennemy
Both overrated middlebrow shit

niggers have pubes on their head

Considering the average black girl in America is overweight, it's fine.

Sauce me now

nice. just bought tickets for tomorrow night.

fucking sauce?

Why are we here? Just to suffer newfags?

Ana Foxxx

>Full review in Spanish
lol

no shit but i mean the vid, she's pretty ugly other than this pic

What's it like to have sex with a black woman?

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It's like fucking a bouncy chocolate bar. Not even meming.

HRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHLLGLGLGLLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLGLNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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One of the few black women I find attractive.

D I A M O N D S
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damn

whats her end game?

No, only Enemy would be that

I want to put my face in her end game (and eat her braps), if you know what I mean.

best thread on Sup Forums right now

wh*Teoids need no apply

niggresses are all desperate for white dick, no exceptions, you would know this if you left your basement cuck

I'm pickin up what you're puttin down brother

C O L O N I Z E D

AYO FUCK THIS THREAD

MODS SHUT THIS FUCKING SHIT DOWN

>tfw no naughty farty fuckbird

>Why would anyone see this movie LOL???
because i wanted a good sequel to blade runner and thats exactly what i got

is it a 10/10? Objectively yes
Is it perfect? No but what is?

Found it
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fucking legend

eeeew, a wh*Tey replied to me

Libfags pissed off he has a 2D waifu instead of a 3D one.

>Bladerunner 2049 is good...unless you're a woman

WHO IS THIS

>white features
She has none. She's west african.

you can stop role playing now timmy

>nigger on the internet
stop culturally appropriating me

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is this thread on topic?

GIVE ME CHOCOLATE MILK NOW.

absolutely

This is a good thread.

Right on topic.

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MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

I don't wanna click on that.

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Time to die

i'd lick every inch of her body.

>mfw this thread
My dick can only take so much anons.

The future of every guy in this thread.

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>any one of these virgin wiggers getting to ever touch a niggress

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haha you know that means you'd have to like, lick her asshole, right dude?

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first thing i'd do.