HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE LEAKS WERE REAL SPACE PENGUIN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE LEAKS WERE REAL SPACE PENGUIN

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>this wont go the way you think
>goes exactly the same way as ESB

what leaks?

is there a comprehensive list of the leaks somewhere? googlimg didnt bring much

holy fuck that trailer literally gives away everything. what is even left to see? Luke and kylo both turn. Painfully obvious from the trailer

There's a million different leaks with every possible outcome. Of course some leaks are gonna be right.

it's obviously misdirection to make you think that, brainlet

Kylo goes to the light, Rey to the dark, Kylo killed Mara Jade, holy shit the leaked script was 100% real

>Rey to the dark

Lol if you think Disney would do this in a billion years you're a legit nerf herder

post the ice kitties

/thread

This is pure kino. Thank you HB0!

can someone link me this leaked script

How much forehead screentime will we get, friends?

God, CGI Chewie looks so fuckin' bad. These mouse-jews won't get my space-shekels this time. They fooled me once with Episode 7. I'll pirate it next year if I have to.

>not pirating it by default
dumb ass

those are salt dogs

Disjointed get hype trailers prove my year long 12 hour a day lemming rants based on internet fan script "leaks" and general troll spam were true because space penguin dolls that have been for sale for 6 months prove it.

those fucking teeth

ATAT walkers advancing menacingly in a straight line
>Familial drama and crisis of conscience
>Dark side gets revenge

Totally NOT yet another spinoff of the original trilogy, following in order of Empire Strikes Back

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I'll watch it if there's literally nothing else that weekend

I WANT TO PET THE SPACE PENGUIN!

>Fulfill your destiny

Is there a more banal line of dialogue in cinema history?

OH GOD I'M GONNA *INHALE*

>phantasmas back
Oh boy can't wait to see her for 2 seconds and throw her back in the trash

they're crystal foxes

Are you talking about the Sloth Lord leak or another one?

she's probably a nigger under there too anyway....fuck disney.

You do know shes bulking for star wars 9 right?

shes white with blonde hair

REY DESTROYED THE TEMPLE

NOT KYLO

SNOKE IS TALKING ABOUT REY IN THE OPENING

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Come in yooo, debating theriies and shiett

its literally one of the white game of thrones actresses

>SPACE PENGUIN
They've already been making merchandise for the porg, as it's called, so way to be out of the loop, autismo. Jenny already got a five foot version of the porg.

they're diamond dogs

>trailer reactions

There usually isn't anything good on Christmas. but I guess there's that Ferdinand movie. should be mildly entertaining.

We're all diamonds

Tiger electronics should sue them

>AT-STs on cold planet
>AT-STs on hot planet

Whoah! it's like haiku or something.

The leaker mentioned the porgs a month before anyone else on the internet did

Leaked script was right, hahaha.

So all the meme posts about Luke being in awe of Ma-Ray Sue's power were spot on.

So why is she so powerful?

Skywalker blood?

>hasn't realised by now trailers are full of red herrings
stupid fucking americans. trailers dont give away shit

looking good

>yfw it’s a slightly underwhelming trailer
At least compared to the final trailer for TFA and the teaser for TLJ

>This handful of shitters have muh destiny within 50 years of eachother in a story that spawns an entire galaxy

Where the fuck is the leaked script everyones talking about?

Sloth confirmed.

What's your point? They've been confirmed to be real for awhile now, the trailor is nothing new.

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she's being anally tortured in this scene per the leaked script.

who the fuck does this? We know nothing about them, no footage besides behind the scene shit and people are ready to drop money on this shit. Reminds me when people got jar jar/darth maul tattoos before TPM came out.

she's the real chosen one

Palestine blood

DID YOU SEE THE FUCKING TREE
THE FUCKING
THE FORCE TREE WAS REAL
GO TO 40 SECONDS
HOLY SHIT

what leak script? Ffs, someone post it

What's his endgame?

My point is that the leaks are legitimate and also you're obsessed with a skank with FAS

50% forehead 50% teeth

Nah, this is a much better trailer than either, we just see it as underwhelming because we know its going to be a YASS SLAY QUEENified retread of Empire Strikes Back, but in a vaccum it's probably the best disney star wars trailer.

>The Youtube comments

Menstrual Blood

she's disgusting.

she's the reincarnation of the light side

Disney's new motto: "Why make something new when we can just copy the old?"

Fuck off newfag tourist

What if she's Mandalorian

>a toy is the same as a tattoo
I think you're more autistic than I am.

>My point is that the leaks are legitimate
And I care why?
>skank
I bet all women are to you, /r9k/uck.

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They're clearly based on lynxes

they're cocaine rabbits

You're a fag

>rey isn't a mary sue they said

WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

Why would something like this evolve?

I like her dedication to the role

guys it looks like shit who would have thought that??

Blame screeching nerds. The prequels were shit, but Disney saw the insanely over the top reaction and acted accordingly.

> sperg obsessed with a below average whore on youtube getting railed by some other guy calling anyone else a cuck

Loving every laugh

did they forget to finish the cgi for the scar on kylos face

I'm not even American,, but the eternal butthurt by yurocucks is hilarious to read because of your inferiority complex towards Americans

whats LT.phasma look like

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I have foreseen it

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doesnt even match up with the trailer you literal mongolian

Dyke.

i like her tight ass

The only cuck here is you, friend. You're trying to push your fantasies on me for whatever reason.

rey is NOT a mary sue you fucking redditor

Trailer described is nothing like the trailer we got. Nor does any of the mentioned in that leak happen in the trailer.

Why would we have an inferiority complex? America is a shithole.

what if rey force squeezed your balls

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Anakin, let me tell you a story about the tragedy of The Last Jedi

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