Dear Canada

How are you today? How's the weather so far, negotiable? Anything you'd like to discuss concerning Canadian events? I know we don't always get along here, but we really do love you (the white ones, anyway), and we think about you quite a bit. Hope this finds you well.

Love,
U.S.A.

Parlez-vous français?

IT SPEAKS THE ENGLISH OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

We love you too, Ameribros

- The real Canadians who remember when we had an identity.

Sorry, I don't speak Italian

No, but I wish. Was deciding on whether to learn French or Mandarin next. I love French.

It's cold in Winnipeg.

Pretty nice here in BC, burgerbro, thanks for asking.

Aww. This is why I make these threads.

Is it ever warm there? What are the forests like?

Sure. I hear good things about BC from time to time. Are people right to say BC is based?