>alcoholic >flunked out of air force >raped by own baby >dyke in denial >inherited powers but didn't want them >voted out of the Avengers >almost started cosmic world war >supported superhuman registration >literally took kids from their parents >rips off power girl >fucks up everything >never learns from mistakes >hates straight white men >hates nice things >hates mutants >book restarted 6 times >can't sell shit >literally the Roman Reigns of superheroes >fascistic twat who finds no moral fault in genocide >most unlikeable character >worst role model imaginable
Is she, dare I say, our girl?
Gavin Rivera
>fascistic twat who finds no moral fault in genocide her only positive character traits
Joseph Edwards
crybaby
Julian Jenkins
Yep, another of her faults to add to the list.
Dominic Moore
>hates mutants You know, maybe Carol isn't that bad. Maybe we have been too harsh on her.
Aaron Torres
Yes. And before anyone asks "how can that be when so many people on Sup Forums hate her?" Let me ask you this: What's more /ourgirl/ than being loathed?
Julian Clark
You know instead of ignoring all her faults and making her generic YASS QUEEN, she would be at least semi-interesting
Hudson Thompson
>literally the Roman Reigns of superheroes Maybe in that y'all shitposting about her galvanizes the people who like her like her even more strongly. I still say she's the Ziggler. Difference is her dues are paying off. :(
Hudson Hill
So what the supposed YAS QUEEN comic is actually doing, then?
Michael Scott
All of this makes for a fantastic character if they would just EXPLORE it for fuck's sake.
But they won't. Because they want her to be a more boring version of Wonder Woman for some reason. Yass queen slay.
Ryan Reed
>almost started cosmic world war This one's news to me.
>never learns from mistakes Blatantly untrue.
Cooper Miller
I just want Murder-Carol back. Relieve her from her position of command, relieve her from responsibility, just unleash her in the universe and watch the carnage.
Ian Lopez
Wait: >flunked out of air force That one's news to me too. Wasn't she forced into retirement because terrorists broke her fucking arm?
Owen Martin
Remember that time she made fun of Magneto for being a Holocaust survivor?
Jace Mitchell
Stohl seems eager to. Both prior writers did as well. The last issue was literally her & a villain cycling through her misdemeanors.
Ethan Reyes
Magneto deserves mockery. He survives the Holocaust, spends rest of life trying to Holocaust everybody. He's fucking pathetic.
Nathaniel Myers
Thank god someone called him out on his hypocrisy.
Isaac Robinson
>spends rest of life trying to Holocaust everybody Where do you kids even get these memes
Andrew Walker
Morrison.
Colton Morales
>rips off power girl
What do you think he meant by that?
John Nelson
Dude, come on, Mags is a BIT of an asshole. Surely you can see the humor is the situation.
Camden Gutierrez
That blond bombshell bricks are a novel idea. Also kek
Ryder Garcia
Honestly, Carol looks like far more of an asshole at this point. The first Civil War was enough on that end.
Wait, so every time someone memes on "Magneto wants to Holocaust all humans" is about morrison's crap?! Even fucking Marvel disowned most of that run at this point.
Beats me, Carol can't even into being hot OR likeable at this point.
Parker Price
Not even that, she got recruited into intelligence and then retired for a cushy NASA job.
William Price
she needs a straight white male to have corrective sex with her and finally fix her
Jaxson Flores
She needs to marry Spider-Woman already.
Isaac Garcia
Go to bed, Perlmutter.
Landon Nguyen
I'll put her down for "a dicking and some chicken wimgs".
Matthew Morgan
even the xmen did not want her
Robert Thompson
>fascistic twat who finds no moral fault in genocide
>her only positive character traits
Which will not make it into a Disney Movie.
# EvilTyrant #notmyqueen #literallyclinton
Anthony Price
the x men prefered a super villain who had stolen Carol's powers and memories to Carol.