Opinions on whatever the fuck is this?

Opinions on whatever the fuck is this?

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Karenkino

looks like a fun lil litty raunch romp

>jack black
>kevin hart
>the rock
I will not be watching this.

>that cast

oh god

what the fuck

What the actual devil dog fuck

is that jack black?

rock and jungle... again. there was already one movie with this combo

The Rock is usually pretty good and Jack Black is literally playing his character from King Kong again

But what the fuck are Kevin Heart and the Slut doing there?

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>Jumanji 2
>Jumanji is now a videogame
>2

Karen Gillan looks like she's going to be hot as fuck.

better than whatever the fuck blade runner 2049 was, not going to lie.

The Rock is okay in action movies, but I can't stand him in comedies. Paired with Hart and Black just puts a look on my face like I caught a whiff of cat piss.

This is what I don't get. A year ago the Rock was running his mouth saying that this wasn't a reboot, but a direct sequel. Now it's a video game that has nothing to do with the original except for the title.

>they're trapped inside a videogame

aaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
JESUS FUCK WHY

It's a dumpster fire

I commend them for trying to do something different by making Jumanji a video game in which they are the characters rather than a literal remake (with a board game) but I feel like the "mismatched bodies with the characters of the kids in the real world" thing might get old pretty quickly

d-did it change because Robin Williams died?

i want to see alex wolff and nick jonas do ... stuff?

no really, you think the same plot device used by 50% of the YA action comedy movies in the 80's to spectacuarly aweful effect might not work?

Jesus christ it's like Super Mario Bro's all over again

JEWMANJI

what's super mario bro?

I hope they make a gamer gate reference and The Rock just keeps making video game jokes throughout the movie. In a scene he finds a really big gun and picks it up and says "just leveled up" and cocks it. In another scene Jack Black is being all scared and laments that there are no continues if they die.

oh god it really is the fucking 80's/90's

you gonna get hooked on the plumbers

No Jack Black is the hot chick in real life he'd have to be like "this jungle is so humid and I don't have any moisturizer at all"

Without the Harvey Weinsteins of the world to keep her thin that won't last.

plumber is some kind of drug?

it was when we were kids

we'd go home after schools and plug in, start jumping around like wackadoo's, grabbin mushrooms and strange plants

and then it got really fucking wierd with the raccoon tails

>In another scene Jack Black is being all scared and laments that there are no continues if they die.

That is 100% in the movie, I'm sure of it.

Jack Black now has to play the old no fun characters. Well this makes me feel old.

i wonder if the handsome blond drummer boy is still handsome

>nothing but meme actors
Dropped

needs more than karen belly to get me to watch
need karen panty in trailer to lure me

They shouldnt have called it anything to do with jumanji

Im going just to see karens tummy

This was a few years ago at the reunion show they did.
youtube.com/watch?v=refCJcJJZso

>IT'S FUNNY CAUSE KEVIN HART IS SHORT, THE ROCK IS A TOUGH HOMBRE, THIS GIRL IS NO MARY SUE AS YOU CAN SEE BY HER SELF AWARE COMMENT ABOUT HER SEXIST ATTIRE, AND YOU GUYS STILL LIKE JACK BLACK RIGHT?

Puberty is a bitch.

The fat black chick from School of Rock looks like THAT?

thank you, user.

is he the guy kneeling with jack black's hand on his shoulder? if he is, he's still relentlessly handsome.

I watched the original the other day. It was still fun.

This does not look fun.

It's a shame. It'd be nice to see KG do well for herself. I guess she's got GoTG.

I wish jack black was my dad, not kidding

I wanna fuck the bass player.

They might get it right, they might get it wrong.

new that poppy?

His best performance I've ever seen is strangely in Doom. The movie was terrible but the Rock plays a villain really well.

>KG

With me, me and KG, we're talkin' bout sex supreme. We likes to cream jeans

i wish handsome blond drummer boy was my brother. we would do ... stuff. relentlessly.

Old but unlisted
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Two niggers, a kike and a white woman.

White man is probably the villain.

Good lord Jack you were always on the chunky side but what the fuck have you done ballooning up like that?

why

why would you make this

what drugs do you need to be on

>thread full of people who hate fun
This is better than we could have expected. Fuck undesired sequels in the first place but at least theyre trying to be creative. It looks great.

>Hollywood is bombing on each release
>I know let's release a sequel to a classic film that nobody asked for
>Starring, nobody, has been, has been and bargain Arnold

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WANTS SOME #RAUNCHY FUN AND GET #LITTY

Karen is aging like fine milk I see.

is she 'tarded

Another bomb for the Rock

is that jack black on the right?

The slut is in the popular Galaxy Guardians series. The Kevin Hart starred with The Rock in another movie that was very popular

It's Humpty Dumpty

come back home, rocky. hollywood ain't right for you

raunckino

>You don't get in water with a backpack everybody knows that

Ok, it got a laugh out of me there.

I'm imagining the movie will be pretty shitty though, though I'm open to being pleasantly surprised and might watch it later on down the line if people say it was good.

holy shit I'm old, those little kids look fucking old now

This looks so good piss will be flowing down the aisles

I hated the original. This would be a non guilty pleasure for me to enjoy. Sorry Robin Williams