Me in the middle.
Me in the middle
how does a leading man marry a woman like 6 years older than him?
is she just super cool and lets him fuck around as long as he's discreet?
Constant mom/son play whenever you want? Come on user it's obvious
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Bruh the goose is an autist. Think about how many people on here have mommy fantisies.
she really likes him desu
notice how she stares at him from time to time
youtube.com
YOU JUST KNOW
Does Ryan just live life or something?
He always looks like he's ready to burst out laughing
Someone webm 3:29
How can one autist have so much power over Cuban women? will the goose ever be unloosed....
Wew, 3:29.
She thinks goose is cute, CUTE!
>"What the master plan"
>"To become rich and famous"
Based Harrison
he's kind of a weird dude, I bet he constantly has moments where he's like "wow I'm actually famous and a sex symbol how the fuck did that happen".
i could but i'm too jealous to ever want to see it again
He's just like me!
Except the sexy and famous part
She wants that BCC (Big Canadian Cock)
>fucking plebs
When Chad looks awkward and weird, its cute!
When betas do it they're losers and laughed at!
AGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Oh man, you were faster. I'll post it anyway.
she had to wring out her panties after this
>ywn have a qt look at you like that
end me
>Based harrison
This one is is his best interview he shouts SHOW ME THE MONEY!
youtu.be
>The Goose chose Eva Mendez who was already past her prime like 10 years ago
>he could be getting that sweet cuban AI pussy right now
GOOOOOOOSE!
She wants to get GOOSED.com
>ywn pine for The Goose while sitting inches away from him
just kill me now.
>right at the beginning
youtube.com
Based fucking Kinonueve
>tfw it happened to me
>tfw she left me 2 weeks ago
>Flicks and the city
>BR2049
>Flicks
>The goose is on the loose
shes smiling at how adorably autistic the goose is
So this is the power of voyeurism by proxy.
I had a girl do this to me before. Well, she was 30, I was 20.
She used to half smile half laugh.
TFW no mommy gf
genuine laughter when shilling your product at comicon
no wonder it turned out as good as it did when everyone enjoyed making it
>conquers Eva Mendes the prime Cuban female from the last generation
>currently grooming the next generation
this man must be stopped
GOOSE
IS
LOOSE
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fucking based.
>Harisson's expression when they ask about a new Indiana Jones movie
6:40
>Think she's absolutely stunning in the movie
>every picture of her in real life is disgusting/10
What a disappointment
Is Ana de Armas a beta? look at that hover hand she's pulling
Fag.
can women be betas?
It's Harrison Ford man, he probably went off at her for random shit in the past
source pls I need more goosekino
He can't keep getting away with it.
Murder by Numbers (2002)
oops
They reversed the poses. He was supposed to hang on Goslings shoulder and Ford was supposed to pose as she did.
Guess Ford didn't want to look like cuck so he went full cuck parody instead.
Ford looks like such a salty old faggot t bh
I mean I would probably hate hanging out with retarded actors too just for lame interviews and shit but he ALWAYS acts like someone shit in his cereal
luv>joi
*She was supposed to hang on goslings shoulder
Of course they can idiot. Only, beta females get along just fine because most men expect to be the ones who have to make the first move anyway.
I thought the term for we used beta females was submissive
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2 alpha 2 touch
u jelly?
u butmad?
Goose's a long guy.
lol
>Murder by Numbers (2002)
oh my god it has The Goose AND Michael Pitt? Those are my favorite autists.
IT's the only one that can pull off a denim jacket in 2017
What did she mean by this?
Harrison Ford+Ryan Gosling in young hercules sequel confirmed
denim jackets are pretty flattering on any fit person desu
She wants the GOOSE
my goodness, she even laughs at his terrible joke around 25 seconds
bitch is in love
wew
What his FUCKING PROBLEM?!
he's just staring at space most of the time
>star in a film opposite hot white boy 7 years younger than you
>have his on-screen child
>decide you want his babies for real
>get them
props to eva desu
He is a real human being
You're box office poison?
She keeps looking at him but Goose is too autistic to validate her. He keeps looking into nothing
i've heard his gf is Godzilla so he's probably trying not to incur her wrath
Why do autistic Chads always win?
tbf he seems to be an extremely likeable guy and pleasent to have around.
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>someone spent time to make this
she's just laughing at how autistic he is
she is probably just star struck.
she's probably his beard.
I still wonder if this is him (though he's canadian): reddit.com
Ok Ana, don't look at him. Just look away, look at the floor.
You just looked at him you idiota ok look away pretend it didn't happen
Mierda, he's looking at me! Oh no he was looking at Denis ok just laugh at the situation just laugh at this and pretend you're listening to that old demented guy you can do it Ana
So this....is the power...of the goose
Meanwhile the Goose is wondering how he should shitpost online tongiht
goose falls in love with all of his costars, pretty much fucked all of them except for emma stone
>not even putting his arms around them
>has his hands in his pockets
I fucking love the Goose.
>why am I even here?
>my feet hurt
>everyone is taking photos of me, they have enough photos of my lazy eye already
>I wish I was at home sucking on Eva’s enlarged pregnancy nipples
>where’s Harrison? He said he’d be here
>I wish I was a blade runner in real life
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I started popping the collar on mine like the goose does
feels good
She just remembers at the end there's a camera on her. Sort of like when Gal was giving Pine those fuck me lips and then the she remembers there's a camera.
They look so..generic with blonde dye
Not good
>deny everyone's new waifu publicly
>fuck cuban wife
>smoke a cigarette
>post this in every thread
This
what does she say at the end?
it must be an important clue
she literally says "fuck you" to him
you can here it if you watch it with audio
did she think she was getting the ranch?
don't remind me
It's 2:20 in the video."phew"?
Luv looks way different irl
>when you are trying to discuss kino and Chad and Stacy start fucking in front of you
So does Joi
YOU JUST KNOW
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