Me in the middle

Me in the middle.

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how does a leading man marry a woman like 6 years older than him?
is she just super cool and lets him fuck around as long as he's discreet?

Constant mom/son play whenever you want? Come on user it's obvious

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Bruh the goose is an autist. Think about how many people on here have mommy fantisies.

she really likes him desu
notice how she stares at him from time to time
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YOU JUST KNOW

Does Ryan just live life or something?

He always looks like he's ready to burst out laughing

Someone webm 3:29

How can one autist have so much power over Cuban women? will the goose ever be unloosed....

youtube.com/watch?v=eRDKcBdKpKk

Wew, 3:29.

She thinks goose is cute, CUTE!

>"What the master plan"
>"To become rich and famous"

Based Harrison

he's kind of a weird dude, I bet he constantly has moments where he's like "wow I'm actually famous and a sex symbol how the fuck did that happen".

i could but i'm too jealous to ever want to see it again

He's just like me!

Except the sexy and famous part

She wants that BCC (Big Canadian Cock)

>fucking plebs

When Chad looks awkward and weird, its cute!

When betas do it they're losers and laughed at!

AGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Oh man, you were faster. I'll post it anyway.

she had to wring out her panties after this

>ywn have a qt look at you like that

end me

>Based harrison
This one is is his best interview he shouts SHOW ME THE MONEY!
youtu.be/bAb8KIhgVAI

>The Goose chose Eva Mendez who was already past her prime like 10 years ago
>he could be getting that sweet cuban AI pussy right now

GOOOOOOOSE!

She wants to get GOOSED.com

>ywn pine for The Goose while sitting inches away from him
just kill me now.

>right at the beginning
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Based fucking Kinonueve

>tfw it happened to me
>tfw she left me 2 weeks ago

>Flicks and the city
>BR2049
>Flicks

>The goose is on the loose

shes smiling at how adorably autistic the goose is

So this is the power of voyeurism by proxy.

I had a girl do this to me before. Well, she was 30, I was 20.

She used to half smile half laugh.

TFW no mommy gf

genuine laughter when shilling your product at comicon

no wonder it turned out as good as it did when everyone enjoyed making it

>conquers Eva Mendes the prime Cuban female from the last generation
>currently grooming the next generation
this man must be stopped

GOOSE
IS
LOOSE

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fucking based.

>Harisson's expression when they ask about a new Indiana Jones movie

6:40

>Think she's absolutely stunning in the movie
>every picture of her in real life is disgusting/10
What a disappointment

Is Ana de Armas a beta? look at that hover hand she's pulling

Fag.

can women be betas?

It's Harrison Ford man, he probably went off at her for random shit in the past

source pls I need more goosekino

He can't keep getting away with it.

Murder by Numbers (2002)

oops

They reversed the poses. He was supposed to hang on Goslings shoulder and Ford was supposed to pose as she did.
Guess Ford didn't want to look like cuck so he went full cuck parody instead.

Ford looks like such a salty old faggot t bh

I mean I would probably hate hanging out with retarded actors too just for lame interviews and shit but he ALWAYS acts like someone shit in his cereal

luv>joi

*She was supposed to hang on goslings shoulder

Of course they can idiot. Only, beta females get along just fine because most men expect to be the ones who have to make the first move anyway.

I thought the term for we used beta females was submissive

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2 alpha 2 touch
u jelly?
u butmad?

Goose's a long guy.

lol

>Murder by Numbers (2002)
oh my god it has The Goose AND Michael Pitt? Those are my favorite autists.

IT's the only one that can pull off a denim jacket in 2017

What did she mean by this?

Harrison Ford+Ryan Gosling in young hercules sequel confirmed

denim jackets are pretty flattering on any fit person desu

She wants the GOOSE

my goodness, she even laughs at his terrible joke around 25 seconds

bitch is in love

wew

What his FUCKING PROBLEM?!

he's just staring at space most of the time

>star in a film opposite hot white boy 7 years younger than you
>have his on-screen child
>decide you want his babies for real
>get them
props to eva desu

He is a real human being

You're box office poison?

She keeps looking at him but Goose is too autistic to validate her. He keeps looking into nothing

i've heard his gf is Godzilla so he's probably trying not to incur her wrath

Why do autistic Chads always win?

tbf he seems to be an extremely likeable guy and pleasent to have around.

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>someone spent time to make this

she's just laughing at how autistic he is

she is probably just star struck.

she's probably his beard.
I still wonder if this is him (though he's canadian): reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1jbom6/im_a_well_known_american_film_actor_and_im_a/

Ok Ana, don't look at him. Just look away, look at the floor.

You just looked at him you idiota ok look away pretend it didn't happen

Mierda, he's looking at me! Oh no he was looking at Denis ok just laugh at the situation just laugh at this and pretend you're listening to that old demented guy you can do it Ana

So this....is the power...of the goose

Meanwhile the Goose is wondering how he should shitpost online tongiht

goose falls in love with all of his costars, pretty much fucked all of them except for emma stone

>not even putting his arms around them
>has his hands in his pockets

I fucking love the Goose.

>why am I even here?
>my feet hurt
>everyone is taking photos of me, they have enough photos of my lazy eye already
>I wish I was at home sucking on Eva’s enlarged pregnancy nipples
>where’s Harrison? He said he’d be here
>I wish I was a blade runner in real life

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I started popping the collar on mine like the goose does

feels good

She just remembers at the end there's a camera on her. Sort of like when Gal was giving Pine those fuck me lips and then the she remembers there's a camera.

They look so..generic with blonde dye

Not good

>deny everyone's new waifu publicly
>fuck cuban wife
>smoke a cigarette
>post this in every thread

This

what does she say at the end?

it must be an important clue

she literally says "fuck you" to him

you can here it if you watch it with audio

did she think she was getting the ranch?

don't remind me

It's 2:20 in the video."phew"?

Luv looks way different irl

>when you are trying to discuss kino and Chad and Stacy start fucking in front of you

So does Joi

YOU JUST KNOW

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