How the fuck does this thing eat?

How the fuck does this thing eat?
>short arms and no opposable thumbs
>no beak
This is going to be the new jar jar, isn't it?

Other urls found in this thread:

gizmodo.com/disney-is-building-facial-recognition-to-figure-out-whe-1797267294
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

It's a penguin thing it swims and eats fish.

I just want to PUNCH it in its stupid fat belly!

the same way you eat, it's mom brings it food

They aren't even cute

I WANT A 10 HOUR VIDEO OF THE PORG SCREAMING
SOMONE GO MAKE IT

>literally a fluffy blob with skinny flippers

Doesn't look very hydrodynamic. Maybe all the fish in those waters are obese

>the absolute state of star wars.png

You will NEVER step on a Porg.

I want to ____ the Porg!

It's going to be the new Groot.

I bet these things kick like a football. Its legs would even work like a little stand for you.

I bet there will be some funny moments between this thing and Chewbacca.

Have some fresh OC

JUST PORG MY REBOOT UP

you just jumped the porg

do u think they'll fugg?

>nu Star Wars fans shit on OT for years claiming the ewoks were for kids
>Porgs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW WILL NU-KEKS EVER RECOVER?

How is its brain big enough to pilot a starship?

The idea that these things are being eaten alive by space ghost sea sloth Anakin makes me happy

I hate you fat idiots so much

Due to an overlooked clause in his contract, Porg is voiced by Harrison Ford. He thought he got out.. oooh boy

If the upcoming Empire Strikes Back equivalent of the Nu Star Wars already essentially has an Ewok thrown, what will the EWOKS be in the next one?

Because you know the next movie is going to copy the Ewoks somehow too.

it's probably a carrion-eater

thrown *in

maybe they'll actually do something good and have an army of costumed wookies

MARRY!

nah it'll be a CUTE army of things even CUTER than the Porg and BB8 !!

J.J. is the one in the helm, so maybe not. Then again these movies are made through focus groups so perhaps you are right. It will be cuteness squared, the essence of cute.

...

>It will be cuteness squared, the essence of cute.

They've basically been trying that already. I mean BB8 is basically just a ball with a big twinkly eye.

They'll have to call on the Japanese to help really compound on the cuteness.

>I mean BB8 is basically just a ball with a big twinkly eye.

And I guess the Porg design is nearly the same thing. Just a chubby ball with two big twinkly eyes on tiny legs, but furry this time!

Maybe the next things will be fluffier and have even bigger, twinklier eyes.

BB8 and Porgs have the same color scheme as well

They do!! And their eyes are the same too!

I wonder if some of these details like even the color scheme come down to specific algorithms drawn from psychological / sociological studies or something?

Like McDonalds and other fast food places use colors like red, yellow, and orange because it psychologically makes people want to eat. I think the color scheme with the Porg and BB8 is partly because it looks 'Star Wars-y', so it's on-brand (even as other aspects of the design are pushed almost towards anime logic), but I wonder if there are other psychological factors to the colors.

This was meant to be in response to

Oh shit, the head-to-torso proportional ratio for BB8 and the Porg is the same too.

Hm I bet part of this is just pure business logic: if BB8 sold well, then let's use the same formula again - make a furry BB8!

>mfw Chewie helps himself to the smorgasporg when Rey isn't watching

>I wonder if some of these details like even the color scheme come down to specific algorithms drawn from psychological / sociological studies or something?
It probably does.
And Disney is developing this
gizmodo.com/disney-is-building-facial-recognition-to-figure-out-whe-1797267294
So you'll be filmed when watching their movies so the AI can create the perfect movie without any focus groups because all future movies are focus groups themselves.

underrated

I can't wait all his merch shelfwarming
the toys look terrifying

Fucking hell.

Can you imagine the generic garbage this is going to produce?

Damn Disney so fucking much.

>wah new technology making new things is the death of cinema wah

I'm very open to new technology and new forms, but the thing about this approach is that it's ANTI risk and innovation. They'll fine tune everything to produce predictable results in the crowd, and have shareholders start demanding the films have a certain rhythm or ratio of specific emotional response patterns.

This crowd-tested approach is already why films or so incredibly predictable for the most part lately, and the technology will likely make it much worse, unless tests show people react more to interesting, inspired, creative product. Which actually might be the case when it works, but that's also speculation, you can't predict it.

it feeds from the force of others. watch out luke!!

you mean we are all Porgs?

PICKLE RICK

I thought it was a seal type alien. This looks much dumber.

How will this stop the alt-right?

How the fuck does this thing eat?
>short arms and no opposable thumbs
>no beak
OP is a massive faggot, isn't he?

this is my guess,use for comic relief

I hope one gets ripped apart by the force Sloth

or

It opens the mouth and swallows everything in its path. Pretty sure the little penquin thing can't pull that trick off.