We have awakened a strange ancient diety and I'm not sure we understand the power we yield
the happenings have been increasing ever since we hit the 77777777 get, and they are about to hit a peak with the holy 8's. this is the one of the last major gets we are going to see in our lifetime and the last one before the election
8 is considered by most cultures to be the most spiritual number,
in the Bible, the Antichrist is the eighth king in the Book of Revelation. God saved 8 people on the ark in order to have a new beginning for mankind after the flood.
in the Quran, eight is the number of angels carrying the throne of Allah in heaven.
In numerology, 8 is the number of building, and in some theories, also the number of destruction.
In Ancient Egyptian mythology, the Ogdoad represents the 8 primordial deities of creation. (Kek or Kuk aka Keket being one of the 8) he is the God of chaos, and bringer of light.
Are we seriously in over our heads with this stuff? Is the world actually going to end? I haven't felt this feeling since the 2012 mayan calendar craze. were they off by 4 years?
>Is the world actually going to end? No but it will change The change has already begun
Nicholas Ward
Trump will win
William Smith
I'm excited user
Connor Richardson
Much like how the world was changed so much by WW2, it's coming
Luis Scott
Praise be
Andrew Taylor
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Nicholas Garcia
Can't wait for Trump to win! Also Hillary will shit herself.
Logan Moore
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Angel Hernandez
Short answer, no.
Grayson Sanders
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Brayden Sanchez
The Eighth Reveals the Ninth,
The Ogdoad Reveals the Ennead
"Lord, grant us a wisdom from your power that reaches us, so that we may describe to ourselves the vision of the eighth and the ninth. We have already advanced to the seventh, since we are pious and walk in your law. And your will we fulfill always. For we have walked in your way, and we have renounced [...], so that your vision may come. Lord, grant us the truth in the image. Allow us through the spirit to see the form of the image that has no deficiency, and receive the reflection of the pleroma from us through our praise.
>The eight deities were arranged in four male-female pairs: Nu and Naunet; Amun and Amaunet; Kuk and Kauket; and Huh and Hauhet. The males were associated with frogs and females were associated with snakes. Apart from their gender, there was little to distinguish the male gods and female goddesses; indeed, the names of the females are merely derivative female forms of the male name.
Jaxson Gonzalez
Nigger
Luke Wood
r8 these sick 8s m80 that get is mine!
Zachary White
wat happen
Landon Wilson
>tfw you join an Egyptian chaos cult for the memes, get sucked into numerology shitposting adventure and draw Moloch's agents' attention
We're going to be okay, r-right guys?
Owen Miller
The Eightfold or the Ogdoad are of the Eighth Sphere in the Seven Heavens.
This means Keks planet was Tiamat.
Luke Howard
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Ayden Anderson
Guys, this will be eight eights. 88 >In Egyptian mythology, the Ogdoad (Greek "ογδοάς", the eightfold) were eight primordial deities worshipped in Hermopolis during what is called the Old Kingdom
Aiden Rogers
>We have awakened a strange ancient diety and I'm not sure we understand the power we yield >power we yield >we >yield
we dont yield kek. kek yields us.
David Fisher
This is just the beginning...
Owen Perez
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Nathaniel White
Someone wasted sextuplets to call you a faggot. I want you to let that sink in, and maybe, just maybe, consider sucking a dick.
Aiden Martinez
its too late to go back now. tens of thousands in Sup Forums have manifested the 88888888 as the definitive GET that will dictate the course of mankind.
Who will get it?
To what purpose will they use the GET for?
Will they use it to secure a trump victory?
Will the shills raid this board and try to sabotage our meme magic?
I'm scared guys.
Adam Collins
With a little luck, all the gods will wake up
Ayden Watson
can somebody explain th..this?
Dylan Ortiz
>Work in the morning >Have to stay up to wait and see what the big get is >Can't even explain to anyone why I'll be so groggy tomorrow >"Oh, sorry. I was waiting for someone of a Cantonese Birdcalling to get a repeating line of digits."
Cameron Bailey
who dat
Ryan Cruz
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Justin Edwards
KEK is accumulating his powers ready for the deathbates
Landon Fisher
CHAOS
Jack Roberts
At least you're not alone in this bad experience. Here's to hopefully not crashing our cars on the way to work.
Julian Taylor
Kek Next time please, awake bast. Catgirls are cute
Chase Baker
also checked
Nolan Allen
There's going to be eight 8s.
The Ogdoad cosmogony of Nu Aegyptia predicted this event long ago. A lying witch queen will cough two tadpoles into a glass before her fall. The pyramids will open and the maluk-tu will rise from beneath the Earth where they have rested since the dawn of time.
I don't know what the GET is going to be, but it better be good or else we're all going to die.
Dylan Baker
CHECKED AND KEK'D
SHADILLAY, user
Ryder Ramirez
Is currently tracking to hit in 15 hours and 37 min after this post
Adrian Brown
About how long should we expect to wait?
Oliver Scott
Not tomorrow, but soon
Jace Hall
>Kuk and Kauket
Cuck and the cucked. Beta and Chad. Jeb and Trump -- the eternal cosmic ballet goes on and we are but mere playthings of Kek's will. Hail Kek.
William Taylor
PRAISE KEK
LET THE UNBELIEVER GLOBALISTS SUFFER UBER HIS MAGNIFICENCE
FOR KEK IS NOT MERELY THE GOD OF CHAOS AND DARKNESS, BUT THE BRINGER OF LIGHT
PRAISE KEK
Robert Long
Maybe we are one of the plagues. Because we love in a digital culture we have to use digital frogs to wreck havoc.
Isaiah Anderson
Settle down friends, we have a little while to go yet
John Robinson
Guys look at time stamps - it's already happening, KEK grows ever stronger through our synchronicity
We must meme harder!
Blake Kelly
>8 is the most spiritual number
No its not that would be 9 look into the significance of 3, 6, and 9.
Alexander Green
YOU HEARD THE MAN
WE MUST SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM MEMERY
Aaron Hughes
checked and keked and its going to get twice as active soon... FUCK, its HAPPENING TOO FAST. PLEASE KEK PULL THE BREAKS
John Ortiz
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Luke Ramirez
Link?
Michael Watson
The Discourse on the Eighth and Ninth
"My father, yesterday you promised me that you would bring my mind into the eighth and afterwards you would bring me into the ninth. You said that this is the order of the tradition."
CTR at this very moment is channeling Moloch in an attempt to steal the get.
It is truly is a memetic war between gods
Leo Morales
getwatcher.net
Dominic King
The media will discover KEK soon. Things will get really weird from that point on, mark my words.
Colton Howard
We're all about to wake up
Jack Hernandez
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Ayden Morris
So, what are you up to lads?
Owen Stewart
Will all Gods of the Old Kingdom be awoken?
Camden Flores
MAGA
Angel Gray
will of kek
Easton Campbell
PRAISE KEK
CONJURE FORTH THE MEME MAGIC SEND IT INTO THE WORLD
Jace Lewis
Moloch is weak. Without constant offerings of babies as a sacrifice and so few, hidden followers, he just can't compete with these repeating digits.
Julian Brown
>Be a Christian >Slowly becoming more convinced the Primordial demon Kek is awakening and influencing the world >Conflicted feel ensues
Dylan Rogers
THE EARTH SHALL CRUMBLE, THE HEAVENS SHALL FALL. NO VICTORY, NO GLORY - JUST KEK AND CHAOS WILL REGIN. PRAISE BE TO THE GREEN ONE!
Bentley Fisher
Don't post 'trump will win', we already got that with 77777777 get. It takes away from the get if everyone is just spamming 'trump will win ' or 'hillary will die'
Landon Wood
Holy shit that was supposed to be a joke. This whole Kek thing was supposed to be a joke. What have we done?
Jonathan Ward
Ask your God for a sign. But only if he isn't a Jewish god.
Eli Fisher
>and the eighth plague came >the shitposters descended on us all
Elijah Wright
Kek is an instrument of God, user.
Nicholas Adams
KEK will teach us the mysteries of the universe. For real.
Nicholas Scott
LET IT HAPPEN KEK
James Price
THERE IS NOTHING BUT THE MEME
FIRST THERE WAS THE MEME AND THEN THERE WAS THE MIND AND THEN THE MEME BECAME THE MIND
ALL THINGS WILL RETURN TO THE MEME
Christopher Gonzalez
Praise KEK. Ozark Mountains innawoodz is where I first found my own KEK sighting
David Parker
Ground shakes, tide ebbs Can you hear His footsteps? Ancient God awakes from sleep Kek has come your souls to reap! Those who serve him will be saved Rest will die or be enslaved! He is the ender and the redeemer Will you be His victim or a faithful memer? Enter now the End Times As you read these dank rhymes Bow your head and crane your neck Meme with me and PRAISE KEK R A I S E
Kek will be unleashed at 8 8's, if only his disciples are disciplined and contribute the correct phrase. This is Kek's will
Austin Lopez
Was it something like this?
Praise KEK
James Sullivan
KEK will save the West. We will see it all happen.
Leo Long
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Dominic Cooper
Exodus 8:8
Then Pharaoh summoned Moses and Aaron and begged, "Plead with the LORD to take the frogs away from me and my people. I will let your people go, so they can offer sacrifices to the LORD."
What the fuck is happening?
Nolan Bennett
Only what the prophecies foretold. Kek's return was assured when the 4 Lilypads came into being.
Jackson Scott
>Thinking kek wants digits He will take his sacrifice soon enough. Don't forget, he is the god of chaos, destruction before the rebuilding
Jayden Cooper
is like 10 hours away
Evan Baker
>The eight-cell stage is a period in embryonic development when the conceptus has undergone three cleavages from a single cell, resulting in eight cells.
Adrian Martin
!!!
Lucas Torres
There's going to be a shitstorm when the media finds out about meme magic, and KEK. They will lose their shit.
Adrian Cook
I hope a leaf doesn't fuck this up for us
Michael Carter
Nah digits have always been a sign from kek among the chaos of shitposting.
Jordan Reed
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Leo Kelly
WITNESSED
Jonathan Wright
looks like im not going to sleep
Adam Turner
888888 will probably happen tomorrow
Robert Kelly
Trump will win
Dominic Hughes
You realize whoever get the GET will ask something stupid like "what's a Pepe?" or spout some bullshit like "Ronald McDonald caused 9/11", right?
If somebody can create a program that steals an eBay auction of your favorite signed Twilight novel with 2 seconds to go, they can assuredly rob you of your precious GET.
Owen Smith
Point Emerging Probably Entering
What does it mean? We need to track down all the prophets of KEK.
You're right. If this ever gets out they will say there is a huge cult and then they won't be able to criticize muh beliefs. Kekism is a religion of peace!
