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>These are some of the deadliest weapons in the galaxy
>I study war. And this is where I hone my craft, which I learn from the best.

*sips tea*

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>some of the deadliest weapons in the galaxy

This doesn't even make sense in any context

Even in the present day this would be saying that you had an A-bomb in your office

Why are they so dumb?

Kill yourself you perma-triggered crybaby.

Std you fagboi

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DON'T CRITICIZE MY SHOW OR YOU'RE RACIST

umm, sweetie? Did I say you could talk? Are you out of your chastity cage again without my permission?

Not gonna lie the show is really good when you turn off your brain

Is he trying to say he has a small museum full of personal curios or does he actually think having a shed full of automatic weapons makes him Sun Tzu?

It's not a real tweet

t. Brainlet

>katana

I really wanna see Lorca fight Klingons with a katana

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY RETRIEVE THE TELESCOPE

Those swords are vibroblades aren't they? We KOTOR now.

So can they not replicate food?

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>You studied quantum mechanics, I honed my craft with the blade

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>created by Alex "Transformers" Kurtzman
>written by his hiring couch harem
Remember, diversity virtue signalling is always, always, always a cover for despicable personal behavior, usually involving sexual misconduct.

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star trek is disney now?

This abysimal shit is actually making Enterprise seem good. I mean it had plots and characters, ideas even.

>your wife is opening your ketchup bottles for the rest of your life

*warps in front of you* pssshhhttt.. nuthin personnel kid

He's saying he has a collection of strong alien hand weapons. His personal quarters has alien fossils and shit.

no ak47 what a poser

He really did learn from the best

>a bunch of silly and unpractical blades
>a katana, from a country that never conquered anything other than poor farmers

Impressive

>STD

Next episode he's going to cut off a Klingons limbs and Mudd is going to rent out the rest as a sex puppet so frustrated refugees can take out their resentment on the Klingon cock sleeve.

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Hey, remember in the mirror universe ENT episode where Archer had a bunch of weapons on display instead of pictures of past ships called Enterprise?

Gee, it's almost as if revering war is quite literally the opposite of the point of this show

Then why is there a katana on display in the bottom right?

>some of the deadliest weapons in the galaxy
>not one, but four fucking katanas

*INHALES*

Why this Star Trek so dark.

thats what lorca does, gather dangerous things around him and try to tame them for the war effort. I wouldnt be surprised if he had an a-bomb equivalent just sitting there since he has way more dangerous things

Remember how the entire first episode of Enterprise dealt with all those niggling unanswered questions about the Kilngons? I hope now we can finally get to the bottom of the Great Mystery of Praxis because those mining regulation oversights have been under my skin for years.

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Stop fucking with the thread title, Orshille. It's /STD/.

>Ids too boooring blllllpfffttttt

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O-class stars are blue, not red.

Haven't seen anything like that since Battlestar Galactica.

In A Mirror Darkly is the fun episode though

>teleport next to a star without shields
>the time it takes for captain to order shields up everyone would've been roasted

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It's /STD/.

God that was stupid. I had no idea what was supposed to be going on while it was happening.

Why would all the Klingons charge right up close to an enemy starship at once, if there were bombs that could take them all out in one shot? Surely they'd assume the Federation would be willing to sacrifice a single ship to hold a key strategic resource. Anyway, what did they think would happen when they blew the ship up with its full load of munitions?

STD is Transformers-tier all the way. There's just no thought in it.

On the contrary. I can't wait to find out all the ramifications of this conflict with the Klingons for the future of the Prime Timeline Star Trek narrative universe.

It is a mysterious example of red O-class star that does not roast, only rustles your jimmies.

Star Trek newfag here. I only watched JJ Cuckbram's movies reboot, can I go safely into Discovery without knowing much more about the Star Trek universe?

Looks like a prequel, so I guess I'm safe, but you never knows

>four fucking katanas
Look like normal swords to me. Can a weeb explain this please?

It's STD you pathetic shill

yes, it's actually better if you only know the JJ movies

>deadliest weapons in the galaxy
>4 fucking katanas

Because that way you remain blissfully unaware of the four retreads underneath this one.

And in three posts, the entire corporate strategy for STD is revealed. So, everyone over the age of 21, how does it feel to have your beloved franchise sold out for the kiddies?

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Can the spess katanas deflect laser beams

>he Issac, we need you to react to a very, very bright light
>no, no, don't shield your eyes with your hands, that'll ruin the shot, just squint and look bedazzled

You can watch every Trek show without having seen the others.

*INHALES*

He knew the president's science advisor.

Spinning is good trick

>/DIS/
It's /STD/ faggot. But I'm guessing you keep switching the name cause it's low-effort bait and you're only fishing for replies, so here's your (you), now fuck off.

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The bright light was filtered by the view screen but it's still bright to Lorca because he has an eye condition that makes him especially sensitive to light.

0/10 apply yourself

If it's made out of cortosis yes

>teleport right next to a sun
>"golly, that's quite bright"

>/DIS/
I want shills to leave. Please stop. /STD/ threads are filled with discussion and joy, /DIS/ threads are desolate fields of shitposts.

They went to MIT together.

My god that episode 4 was retarded as fuck, shitty writing all around, 10 clichés per minutes, top cringe moments all around.
And here I thought the first 3 had a BSG feels, now we're back to standard big network TV, the worst of the worst TV has to offer.

If ep5 is anywhere near as bad, that'll be the end for me.

I'd fug her in zero-g if you know what I mean

What did user mean by that?

I still don't get how the fungal transport thing works.

>there's a network of fungal spores throughout the galaxy
>you can travel instantly anywhere along here using the spores somehow

Have they even tried to pass off any bullshit technobabble to explain it more like the spores being quantumly entangled or something allowing you to teleport or some bs like that?

>can I go safely into Discovery
No, it's bad. Most of us gave it a chance because it's called "Star Trek", and because it started with a prologue two-parter not set on the namesake ship, and the introduction episode is never representative, we had to stick it out to episode four, but I think the consensus is in that this:
a) not Star Trek, and
b) basically unwatchable even if you set aside your Star Trek expectations.

>Star Trek newfag here.
If you're interested, there are seasons and seasons of real Trek to watch. TNG and DS9 are good. It's probably good to at least watch a few choice episodes of the original series, if not the whole thing, and then the movies 2-4 (3 isn't good, but it bridges the gap).

If you're all out of TOS, TNG, and DS9 (which will take a while since that's over 400 episodes), then you might try the other movies, Voyager, and Enterprise, but they're not very good.

He didn't want the president to be taking advice from someone who got a C- in astrophysics.

holy hell is this real.

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>I think the consensus is
Stopped reading.

ketchup bottles

>you can travel instantly anywhere along here using the spores somehow
Speaking of that, remember how Sloan could appear anywhere and they weren't able to track him and were forced to lure him to DS9? Would it make sense that Section 31 was using the spores?

No.

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No you mongoloid, of course not.

>two semesters practicing facial masking techniques during my time at The Actors Studio so I could sit in the dark and mumble.

What's your favorite ep visually so far?

Can someone explain the ketchup meme to me?

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Of all the places they could end up. Like how much of known space is completely empty and they randomly end up just close enough to be in danger of the sun but not so close they die instantly.

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Reminded me of Elite Dangerous

How do those blades help him in a space war fought with anti matter warheads?

Why are all the characters so unlikeable

>Why is Star Trek so dark.

There's a fucking war happening. All treks get dark af during wartime.

it's realistic, most people are unlikeable