My Christian parents said I'm going to hell for worshiping KEK

My Christian parents said I'm going to hell for worshiping KEK.

Are they right Sup Forums?

yes.

God ain't real, kid.

Neither is kek, son. Check em

KEK IS Sup Forums´S SPIRIT, WE CONTROL HIM
just praise

>Are they right Sup Forums?
no but soon it will be alt-right dont worry

Yes they're alright and by that I mean alt-right

HOLY SHIT

repent now.

>this isn't hell

No THEY are going to hell for following a false god
KEK is the only god
Praise him

...

I thought Moses made frogs drop out of the sky or crawl out of the ocean or something?

(((christians)))

really makes your brain feel weird.

And the smartass answer got a full house of dubs. Fuckin' love this shit. PK.

Kek, predates christ and god, so your parents are blasphemers. The void will call to them, and they will answer for their sins.

Yes.
Kek is conditioning. You go to brain hell for letting your self beining manipulated.

Tead about pavlovs dog. Replace food with yous and kek. Replace dog with your self.

Are we not doing what the Jews did?

You can tell your mother's husband to check my digits.

Kek is just an instrument of God's will.

the final redpill is that hell is kek's domain
allow me to explain
"hell" is where kek worshippers and famous shitposters go when they die
it used to be like the christian image of heaven, but as you can imagine, billions of shitposters in the same dimension can cause severe problems

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/thread

but no god is real.
Think of something more perfect than god....
Try...

Can somebody explain "grace" to me please? I just want to understand.....

Yours is the god that requires everything and gives nothing, the god of servility and nothingness, the god of the owl and the bull -- Moloch.

Mine is the God that requires nothing amd gives everything, the god of mastery and the hidden cosmos, the frog god -- Kek.

Kek (actually kuk) is the 'bringer of light' aka lucifer aka satan aka you're worshipping satan via proxy of an egyptian demon 'ironically'

Seems to be triggering the fuck out of progressive globalist shills, so if you do continue, at least its entertaining ;)

Quad dubs, niiiccceeee

>ironically

>knowingly worshipping satan because you fell for the mysteryschoolmeme

isshiggydiggydo

Lel

don't bow for the jewish god, praise Kek

Your parents are spiritually barren. They are hypocrites.

They are so detached from their "God" they can't even see his new form.

Well, since the servants of God are actively destroying God's kingdom and Kek has done nothing but help it, I'm okay with sticking with the latter desu

God sent a plague of frogs into the pharoes kingdom you stupid fuck.

Egyptians also had hieroglyphics of frog gods etched in stone.

Watch the movie exodus

So because servants of god have been subverted by satan, you choose to be as well?

Just asking, I actually enjoy watching this all go down

Kek

>Satan wants to destroy Christendom
>Satan wants to help preserve Christendom
Either he has two diametrically opposed aspects or one of us is dead wrong.

praise him

My dubs show the righteousness of my view. Praise Kek!

You'll become dubs when you die, where do you think they come from?

Can't believe he would bless such a wiseass comment.

ITS HAPPENING

We don't have to imagine, we're here already

>revealing your power level