Not the Goose too! What the fuck

Not the Goose too! What the fuck

>Ryan Gosling sexual assault allegations come to light.

hollywoodreporter.com/news/ryan-gosling-accused-groping-tweet-reveal-2034098/

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>hollywoodreporter.com/news/ryan-gosling-accused-groping-tweet-reveal-2034098/
kys

Impossible. The goose is too autistic to aggressively approach a female.

BACK OFF FROM OUR GUY

DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DARE !

I think Gosling's to shy to do something like that.
At most he'd stare awkwardly at some chick in a store then do that thing where he looks down and away

TO WAR, GOSLING GUYS!!

BURN THIS PLANET TO DUST

They should pay for the privilege to be groped by him.

This wouldn't have anything to do with him being in a movie that critics pan but fans love

What do you do?
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I rape.

finally. it's finally open season on white males.

fake news

With all this shit happening I almost believed this article was real.

Lol it's a fucking feeding frenzy.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Where is his left eye going?

scanning the treeline for charlie.

home

If this were true than Sup Forums should do a group suicide desu

oh god now I will notice this always fuck you

phew, I got nervous for half a second...

Almost got me there. /ourguy/ is too autistic for it.

>Sometimes I fantasize about being a heart-throb like him
>Fantasize about being a famous rich actor
>I'd sneak in obscure references only you guys would understand
A man can dream

More like a group genocide

Touch the Gos and shit will REALLY hit the fan

don't do that

Take it off
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...... TAKE IT OFF

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Thanks for the kek

Never even believed it

fuck off

>that look in her eyes
YOU JUST KNOW

He will never not be /ourguy/

Honestly, The Goose could probably make even the most hardline feminist lesbian melt

Way off baseline

kek

I do this too.

Even if he did, a woman would see it as flirting or whatever because he's attractive.

gawker.com/5899046/ryan-gosling-saved-me-from-a-speeding-car-but-theres-war-in-the-middle-east-so-everyone-calm-down

Is everything a rape nowadays?

Wow I can't believe you'd ask that user I feel raped now

delete this

One eye on the cameras, the other eye on the thots

Confirmed for the most charismatic/stylish/coolest man alive tbqh

Around jews never relax.

Not his fault. Due to his CELLS

Wouldn't surprise me, always had a bad feeling about this guy despite Sup Forums worshiping him

he would never

So, she got ... GOOSED?

if anything i can see the goose being too autistic to stop some hot babe from sexually molesting him

he was a disney kid

if anything he got abused

>Yfw emma stone wasn't acting in crazy stupid love, just actually swooning over the goose

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FAKKEEEEEEEEEE

These are some of the things Mr. Gosling is said to have done

FAKE SHIT

you're wicked man

I was thinking about making my own fake news about Ryan Gosling, now that I've seen this thread I'm hesitant because now I'll just look like a copycat.

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criminally underrated

He doesn't even do the side hug, didn't believe this for a second.

I love the fact that gosling is what Sup Forums would be like if it became a celeb.

Who's better-- the Goose, or Gyllenhaal?

That girl was so cute in Blue Valentine.

Weinstein is what Sup Forums would be like as a celeb

SO YOU'RE SAYING HE RAPED THE GOOSE AS WELL

They shall tremble before the might of Sup Forums's goose-stepping legions! THE SKIES WILL TURN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN!

Holy shit imagine if this was real. Sup Forums would lose it and defend Goose moose till the end.

kek

>uh oh better accuse some goyims too, they are starting to wake up

Still makes me laugh that kike Weinstein's disgusting subhuman face was plastered everywhere. They might as well have put an anti-semitic cartoon, same effect.

look at this autist fuck freezing up around women. totally /ourguy/

I don't get it.

I imagine this is what getting sexually harassed by the Goose would actually be like, I doubt any woman would even know whether to take it seriously or not

NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Not the goose......

Terry pls

>link doesn't work
Fuck off fake news merchant.

>Ryan Gosling starring in: Rape Runner 2049

How can anyone be sexually assaulted by him? If he was raping me I would be thinking, hey at least it's the goose.

>Goose
>Needing to sexually anything
Yeah, this isn't a cash grab or anything

>it's an everyone pretends Chinlet McUnevenface is attractive thread

Oh look, some gold digger cunt is trying to make money out of a celebrity again

Quick reminder that it's only rape if the rapist is ugly or badly groomed, or if the victim is in a relationship.

Fucking hell lad

>weinstein
>white
He might be phenotipically white, but genetically he is fully jew. There's little of the average european in his DNA.

Stop spreading fake shit, the goose is pure. PURE.

>hands in his pockets
Alpha as fuck.

i want to see the face of the roastie suing him
that guy could fuck anyone on earth just by standing with his toothpick in his mouth

/OURGUY/

Of all the people to be raped by, Ryan Gosling is a pretty good choice.

>I was raped
omg do you know who did it?
>You'll never guess...

Did Harvey ask him what happened if he finished the bottle?

No sound

looking for victims

If anyone does try to pull something like that his wife will undoubtedly get rid of them. The Goose is safe.