Not the Goose too! What the fuck
>Ryan Gosling sexual assault allegations come to light.
hollywoodreporter.com
Not the Goose too! What the fuck
>Ryan Gosling sexual assault allegations come to light.
hollywoodreporter.com
Impossible. The goose is too autistic to aggressively approach a female.
BACK OFF FROM OUR GUY
DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DARE !
I think Gosling's to shy to do something like that.
At most he'd stare awkwardly at some chick in a store then do that thing where he looks down and away
TO WAR, GOSLING GUYS!!
BURN THIS PLANET TO DUST
They should pay for the privilege to be groped by him.
This wouldn't have anything to do with him being in a movie that critics pan but fans love
What do you do?
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I rape.
finally. it's finally open season on white males.
fake news
With all this shit happening I almost believed this article was real.
Lol it's a fucking feeding frenzy.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Where is his left eye going?
scanning the treeline for charlie.
home
If this were true than Sup Forums should do a group suicide desu
oh god now I will notice this always fuck you
phew, I got nervous for half a second...
Almost got me there. /ourguy/ is too autistic for it.
>Sometimes I fantasize about being a heart-throb like him
>Fantasize about being a famous rich actor
>I'd sneak in obscure references only you guys would understand
A man can dream
More like a group genocide
Touch the Gos and shit will REALLY hit the fan
don't do that
Take it off
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Thanks for the kek
Never even believed it
fuck off
>that look in her eyes
YOU JUST KNOW
He will never not be /ourguy/
Honestly, The Goose could probably make even the most hardline feminist lesbian melt
Way off baseline
kek
I do this too.
Even if he did, a woman would see it as flirting or whatever because he's attractive.
Is everything a rape nowadays?
Wow I can't believe you'd ask that user I feel raped now
delete this
One eye on the cameras, the other eye on the thots
Confirmed for the most charismatic/stylish/coolest man alive tbqh
Around jews never relax.
Not his fault. Due to his CELLS
Wouldn't surprise me, always had a bad feeling about this guy despite Sup Forums worshiping him
he would never
So, she got ... GOOSED?
if anything i can see the goose being too autistic to stop some hot babe from sexually molesting him
he was a disney kid
if anything he got abused
>Yfw emma stone wasn't acting in crazy stupid love, just actually swooning over the goose
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FAKKEEEEEEEEEE
These are some of the things Mr. Gosling is said to have done
FAKE SHIT
you're wicked man
I was thinking about making my own fake news about Ryan Gosling, now that I've seen this thread I'm hesitant because now I'll just look like a copycat.
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criminally underrated
He doesn't even do the side hug, didn't believe this for a second.
I love the fact that gosling is what Sup Forums would be like if it became a celeb.
Who's better-- the Goose, or Gyllenhaal?
That girl was so cute in Blue Valentine.
Weinstein is what Sup Forums would be like as a celeb
SO YOU'RE SAYING HE RAPED THE GOOSE AS WELL
They shall tremble before the might of Sup Forums's goose-stepping legions! THE SKIES WILL TURN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN!
Holy shit imagine if this was real. Sup Forums would lose it and defend Goose moose till the end.
kek
>uh oh better accuse some goyims too, they are starting to wake up
Still makes me laugh that kike Weinstein's disgusting subhuman face was plastered everywhere. They might as well have put an anti-semitic cartoon, same effect.
look at this autist fuck freezing up around women. totally /ourguy/
I don't get it.
I imagine this is what getting sexually harassed by the Goose would actually be like, I doubt any woman would even know whether to take it seriously or not
NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Not the goose......
Terry pls
>link doesn't work
Fuck off fake news merchant.
>Ryan Gosling starring in: Rape Runner 2049
How can anyone be sexually assaulted by him? If he was raping me I would be thinking, hey at least it's the goose.
>Goose
>Needing to sexually anything
Yeah, this isn't a cash grab or anything
>it's an everyone pretends Chinlet McUnevenface is attractive thread
Oh look, some gold digger cunt is trying to make money out of a celebrity again
Quick reminder that it's only rape if the rapist is ugly or badly groomed, or if the victim is in a relationship.
Fucking hell lad
>weinstein
>white
He might be phenotipically white, but genetically he is fully jew. There's little of the average european in his DNA.
Stop spreading fake shit, the goose is pure. PURE.
>hands in his pockets
Alpha as fuck.
i want to see the face of the roastie suing him
that guy could fuck anyone on earth just by standing with his toothpick in his mouth
/OURGUY/
Of all the people to be raped by, Ryan Gosling is a pretty good choice.
>I was raped
omg do you know who did it?
>You'll never guess...
Did Harvey ask him what happened if he finished the bottle?
No sound
looking for victims
If anyone does try to pull something like that his wife will undoubtedly get rid of them. The Goose is safe.