Star Trek Discovery

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Repeating my question.
Is episode 4 not supposed to have subtitles during the Klingon dialog?

>Star Trek Discovery S01E01 "The Vulcan Hello" Download:
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>Episode Rating: D-

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>Episode Rating: D-

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>Episode Rating: C+

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Try this.

I downloaded this he day it aired and I don't remember here being anything other than the hardcoded subtitles during the Klingon parts

Who rates this shit?

Yeah dude I've got nothing on my end. For a moment I thought they were being artistic a la "The Tribe" wherein the audience doesn't understand but has to perceive.
But then I remembered that it's STD.

i hate this show so much

help

why user? it's comfy

its okay, I would say try giving the orville a chance but apparently having an opinion gets you called out for being a literal shill

Go post in some other thread then.

Why is no one talking about the Elon Musk namedrop?

I know, it should be
>F
>F
>F
and so on

funny thing is i'm loving the orville atm, but giant tardigrade using space magic to talk to mushroom spores is beyond retarded.

>the space bug literally has the galaxy mapped out in it's supercomputer brain!
>in 5 minutes we've figured out how to use space bug in bug chamber using bug interaction mechanism to space magic our way around the galaxy

i wanna die

oh and im sad the brown qt died i actually really liked her and thought she'd be a main member of the cast

Because I really don't give a shit. It means as little to me as those times when Joe Piscopo and Stephen Hawking were on Star Trek. Besides, SpaceX will probably turn out to be a big deal in the Star Trek universe.

>Why is no one talking about the Elon Musk namedrop?

huh when was that

By brown qt you mean the chief of security? How pants on head retarded do you have to be to get yourself killed like she did. The chief of security of all people just lets that animal lose when she fully knew the risks.

Also why has no other civilization used the "spore drive" yet.

I want off CBS's wild ride

>Also why has no other civilization used the "spore drive" yet.
We've already seen some huge flaws, and we're soon going to see even more.

it felt more out of place than any of the pop culture reference in the Orville but people here are ok with it because according to them Elon Musk is on the same level as real scientists

>By brown qt you mean the chief of security?

yeah, i liked her even though she was edgy, and she's been around since the second episode, so i'm surprised they killed her off right away, and in such a stupid way. i figured they'd tone down the edge a bit as the show went on but nah they just decided she'd commit suicide.

a starfleet chief of security doing what she did was also incredibly fucking retarded and out of character but this is new trek i guess.

If by huge flaws you mean the ethics involved with nipple clamps on a tardigrade, I'm almost positive some other civilizations wouldn't think twice in using that technology. But then again I'm no alien so I wouldn't know this shit

I mean everybody on board dying horribly if you make a bad jump.

>don't you want to be remembered alongside Elon Musk, inventor of PayPal® and the SpaceX© program (please visit the site www.spacex.com)?

I've only watched the first episode. Memes aside, what's Sup Forums's opinion of each episode? Does it get better or worse?

I actually liked the first episode.

To be honest, it gets better

it's the most shameless rip off of Dune since Warhammer 40k

It gets better.

Wrong

>posting a spoiler for someone who only watched episode 1
Go fuck yourself.

Glad to hear it, thanks.

>
I knew she was going to die and got spoiled before I watched the first episode, but I appreciate the thought.

Why lie? E4 has decent effects but the worst writing yet.

It's not a lie. Episode 3 was good.

Episode 4 was fine, and it makes episode 3 even better by setting up a "Devil in the Dark" type of situation.

is this......... the power of the 23rd century???

>m-muh spoilers
Not Your Safe space

For some reason it reminds me of The Dark Crystal or The Labyrinth or something like it

Have you guys seen how super cool the ship looks when it spins around? Its really cool looking like a fidget spinner device, I own one and they are very fun to use. I find it fascinating that CBS uses that concept as a fundamental model for the portrayal of the ship which is super cool!

...

Should have used Henry Starling instead.

*INHALES*

KINO
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Here, have some info on that great Mr Musk:

mileswmathis.com/musk.pdf

>deleting the other thread

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE THE DISCOVERY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND

>ship looks cool when it spins around
>like a fidget spinner device
> I own one and they are very fun to use
> I find it fascinating that CBS uses that
>super cool!

How do you do fellow kids?

>Is episode 4 not supposed to have subtitles during the Klingon dialog?
It's supposed to.

Which Trek show currently on air is your favorite?

strawpoll.me/14043832

do you make these user?

would you consider somehow putting the ep names in the middle or is there a way to make it auto do that?

>thing moves in a circle
Ugh fidget spinners.

If they abandoned the drive because the tardigrade doesn't like it, then why didn't they use holographic tardigrades instead?

it's a stargate ship

me and my friends aren't participating because orville isn't trek whatsoever.

Well I know which one I will chose as a favorite.

Really? Not whatsoever?

Polls are ad populum for children and don't belong on this website. Fuck off, kid.

this image kinda says it all.

>an ENTIRE EPISODE about gender issues

I saw this posted on reddit.

just star trek things

>only THREE EPISODES in

*INHALES*

GIGA DRILL BREAKER

>episode directed by Brannon Braga deals with modern day issues just like Star Trek did

Another FOX scifi that will only have one season. The real question if they'll cancel it before the season ends or not.

>AN
>ENTIRE
>EPISODE
ABOUT GENDER ISSUES

>modern day
>gender
Also,
>implying it's of the same caliber
And
>implying the heavy-handed episodes of old trek weren't some of the worst and could not be improved

Fidget spinner don't look or spin like that.

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What were you doing on reddit?

t. fidget spinner fan

...

Isn't this a Reddit poll? Why are you posting it here?

>he doesn't know what Star Trek is about
>he doesn't know who Brannon Braga is

keep the bit about her parents being killed by vulcans, get rid of the "raised by vulcans and is spocks step sister" part
so we've basically got two "vulcans" on discovery
truly an embarassment of riches

honestly which kind of trek fan would complain about that

>ONLY THREE EPISODES IN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

I thought CBS wasnt releasing statistics?

>THE
>THIRD
>EPISODE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>The Orville's lead increased after being posted in a STD thread just now

It's dark and depressing. How is that comfy?

autism, you would have complained even if it was in season 2

>watching more than two episodes of seth vomit
I wanted to give it more of a chance than that. It was too bad.

>someone absolutely BTFO that the family guy is more genuine Star Trek than Star Trek

WOMAN WITH A MANS NAME BECAUSE FUCK GENDER ROLES

ONE

EPISODE

IN

>meanwhile at CBS
THIS WILL NOT CONTINUE!

I miss Yeoh's character, she's such a nice captain.

>AN
>ENTIRE
>EPISODE
INEXCUSABLE

>EVERY
>EPISODE
>BOYS
>NAME

exponentially inexcusable

Orville is more diverse and has more female roles in the main cast than STD.

Is this what Star Wars vs. Star Trek used to be like

what an embarrassing show

STD has more white male MCs, a higher ratio of white male MCs, a higher ratio of male MCs, and a higher ratio of white MCs.

You are fooling yourself. At least watch both shows before making yourself look retarded.

It was never sensible in the first place.

>700+ episodes and movies vs. 6 movies and some bloat

I think I need a higher IQ to fully appreciate this effect.

>believe the sexes are the same
>believe transgenderism is necessary for people to be happy
*sweating bearded numale*

I agree only plebs who watch Orville wouldnt realize how totally badass the ship spinning is. When you spin something it goes faster which is a fact, just look at how people wind up punches the more you wind up the more force you deliver.

yes, especially considering STD is pretty much Star Wars
all spectacle and very little substance

BUT OMG THE WARP EFFECT IS SO EPIC! IT HAS LIGHTNING XD

>mad that star trek has a few women and a black guy as main characters

Honest question, do you even like Star Trek?

You've outed yourself as a Sup Forumsposter and Trump supporter. False flagging shit stirring shill.

True Trekkies aren't Republicans or racists.

Energize.

But it spins and stops a second before the jump, is there an explanation for why the ship does that or is just for show?