*gets choked up*

*gets choked up*

based Kimmy rattling trumpfags at their own game.

>Oh your kid almost died? HAHAHAHHAHAHA LMFAO EPIC WIN FOR THE LONGCATS BACKON GNARWELL

you sure are edgy op

HIS KID COULDA GOT KILLED

*sniffle* g...give up your weap..weapons *sniffle*

You’re trying too hard

Quick he's pretending to cry, someone burn the constitution!

trumpfags getting triggered

Don't watch any talk shows, what is this about?

expect the waterworks tonight, all his friends probably got raped by harvey

why doesn't he go back to covering up perv kikes in hollywood with all his guests, what a fucking clown

>muh constitution muh guns
look mate, King George has been dead a while now. Dont think you need to be waiting for him to come back attacking

It was so pathetically put on and the sad thing is im sure the majority of people watching this believed he was genuine

i forgot all threats foreign and domestic disappeared after georgie boy died.

he cried as much over a fucking lion.

>9/11 could have been prevented if someone had an assault rifle to shoot the planes out the sky

I just dislike Kimmel more and more every year.

Late night is so fucking bad now that I'm a Fallon guy 100%

Hey redneck moron, you realize that you're much more likely to shoot yourself or a family member accidentally than a terrorist, right? Oh wait, you're also much more likely to BE a terrorist if you have a gun too

triggered with ease. jimmy's been humiliating Sup Forumsfags for decades son

>Da meanie on da pwaygwound stole my wowwy-pop :'^((

*calls drumpf hitler and a tyrant*

*asks drumpf to take away our guns*

>*calls drumpf hitler and a tyrant*
Against non-whites

>*asks drumpf to take away our guns*
Because as a white person Jimmy doesn't need to worry

>50% of all guns in American are owned by 3% of Americans
why do you gunfags need so many? Do you like discuss options on how to blown your brains out each day?

This confuses me, I thought Trump caused the liberals to take up arms, now they want gun control when there's what they think is the second coming of Hitler in charge?

>you are more likely to kill yourself or a family member in a car crash so cars should be outlawed
If you gave a flying fuck about saving lives you would be crying about pools. Thousands of children die each year by falling into pools. You don't need a pool. Pools aren't protected in the constitution. But no one ever goes on television crying about pools. Because the argument isn't about saving lives, it's about statist control and the dismantling of the constitution.

>waaaaah loook how emotional i aam. I-if i'm crying that means im right. Something made me sad so we should make it illegal
>distinct lack of jokes

He just had a kid. Hes doing that thing where parents are emotional all the time afterward.

That and this is supposedly his last year on the show. Hes virtue signaling on the way out so he still gets work.

>lets compare retarded Americans (pleonasm, I know) drowning/crashing themselves to death to Americans using guns to kill each other either accidentally or in full bloodlust
this argument is so stupid, only Americans attempt it.

Explain why.

All according to plan

>pls explain why im stupid
I dont have all day

There are less guns in America than people. I know math is hard, kid. But you'll be alright.

Conan and Fallon are the only tolerable hosts tbqh

>he doesn't get it
lmao

>WHY WON'T YOU JUST BAN GUNS ALREADY!! I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAND !

>advocating disarming yourself in Trump's America

Amazing.

>be American
>get shot

>Be European
>Get fucked over daily by your government because they can do whatever the fuck they want and you have no real way to retaliate

yeah youre right there, Trumps America is filled with nutjob white men carrying 20+ guns with modifications that bypass laws, and the government dont see it a problem

>be American
>be afraid that once you lose your guns, your government will turn against you like in some third world shithole
>pretend to live in a first world country
Loving every laugh here

They do seem pretty confused on those issues

>want Trump to disarm the population so only the police and the military have guns
>constantly shit on the police and the military
>LARP as rebels fighting against the evil Trump empire.

>be american

>masking the lack of a coherent argument with snide condescension

The eternal mark of the brainlet.

Cryin Kimmel

Says the European who can be thrown in prison if they criticize their government online

>King George has been dead a while now

But you're still here. That's good enough.

>Get fucked over daily by your government because they can do whatever the fuck they want and you have no real way to retaliate

isnt this America tho

Unfortunately for your narrative, the vast majority of gun related homocides in America are committed by black men. Most of which are felons who can't legally own a gun.

You know the debate is lost when the tears start flowing

Jimmel remembering Joi. Poor Joi.
Also when Harvey made him eat his pooper.

what would you know about it taco bell employee?

my friend, you are arguing gun deaths to car crashes. Everyone drives a car because its a necessity.
trust me, England doesn't want your land anymore. Youve made a mess of it

How can you be a Fallon fan when he is basically a living incarnation of gif related

Repeal 2nd amendment imo

I like how the vid is on youtube, is monetized and still has an outro of jimmy begging you to subscribe to his shitty channel. He's the definition of whore

ITT: alt right crybabies who cant into popular entertainment

hows that date coming along you virgins

>if you disagree with Kimmel's radical left wing politics, you're alt right
hmmmmmmmmmm

>thinkingemoji.jpg

>this is what Americans actually believe

1. Not the same guy.

2. It's pools, not cars. Pools are nowhere near as necessary.

Try again.

This has been the case since Letterman and Ferguson fucked off

so you want to compare pool deaths to gun deaths?
even more stupid desu. Remember that time that poolnut went crazy on a crowd throwing pools at them?

>Implying the government needs to repeal anything in order to ignore the Constitution

Conan > Fallon >>>>>>> le drumpf men