Was Homestar Runner a cuck?

Was Homestar Runner a cuck?

Yes and The Cheat was his bull

Were you autistic?

how can anyone be a cuck when nobody has genitals

Um, no. No way. Um, no way.

This

Marzipan couldn't get enough of the BYC

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No, that was Bubs. He railed Marzipan behind the all-night waffle place with his BBC.

>when you're so Sup Forums that you see cuckoldry in every single facet of your life
I'm really glad that I'm not like you, OP.

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I feel more bad for them than anything else.

It's canon though

I wonder if he ever got yellow The Cheat pubes in his mouth when he kissed her

>thinking canon matters in Homestar Fucking Runner
Dude, they changed the rules just about every other cartoon. It shouldn't fucking matter to you anyway.

But it's not 'seeing cuckoldry in every single facet of your life'

It's right there in the cartoon

What even is cuckoldry to you, OP? Because half the time, these two aren't even a couple.

Lemme break it down for you like this

If the woman you're in a relationship with is being railed by a two bit old man and his yellow dog, you're a cuck

she's the cuck, homestar fucked a broom.

Nah, Marzi is just a slut. Everyone in Free Country USA is getting her Marzi-Pie. It got to the point that it was easier for KoT to pretend she wasn't his daughter than to pretend he wasn't giving her mustache rides.

I wonder if the joke about her being a broom and the nickname "Marzipole" are a reference to her figure.

I like her as a snek.

Nyarlathotep

Everyone except Homestar

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I prefer to get a little more artistically liberal with it.

>blaming Marzipan for their shitty relationship

Homestar featured himself on his own "bad boyfriend" talk show, and somehow he's the cuck. Did you even WATCH it?

WAKE ME UP

cant wake up

Yeah, whatever. You know you all want some.

Why the hell hasn't anyone edited Wojack's face onto Homestar yet? Or Strong Sad's?

yes