First Bendis thread of 2017

>Bendis? The writer?
>Yes
>And this is his first thread of the year?
>Seems to be the case
>What does the madman have in store for us this time?
>More Miles Morales, more Jessica Jones, more Riri, more Doom, the end of his GotG run, and Netflix Defenders.
>Netflix Defenders?
>Yes, the Defenders with the same roster as the Netflix TV show
>And Bendis will be writing it?
>All but confirmed
>Here we go again

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how soon can we expect to see Riri get fucked in the ass by Miles a la Jessica Jones and Luke Cage

So what's he gonna fuck up in 2017?

The street-level books.
Iron Fist fans are the ones with the most to fear given Bendis' track record.

I'm not proud that I used the instocktrades sale to get both hardcovers of his Uncanny X Men run
mostly for the great tier art and best Magik costume

He seems to be strategically park himself on MCU properties to hide the fact that his name alone isn't selling the way it used to, and I am wondering how long it will take the higher up at Marvel to notice and maybe finally curb Bendis' influence a little.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nigga, do you even know who you're talking about? He's the master of Marvel, the king of comics, the future Editor-in-Chief. He has 2 shows based on his creations, Powers and Jessica Jones, and someday Mile Morales will be the next Spider-man in movies or TV.

Sorry mate, but Bendis is the King of Marvel. Those on Team Bendis will guard any and all storylines created by Bendis, or expand on it. I mean look at this shit →

Once he finally runs Marvel, we will enter an era of Bendis continuity. As long as there's a franchise with a movie or TV show, it won't be safe from Bendis Continuity.

He's the future Editor-in-Chief of Marvel, and the other writers at Marvel know it. The ones that aren't with him are off doing Star Wars.

>Bendis Continuity

But Bendis always ignores continuity, does that mean Marvel will cease to have any continuity at all in the future?

It's a pasta, son.

>I was only nine years old
>I loved Bendis so much, I owned all his comics and merchandise
>I pray to Bendis every night, thanking him for the dialogue I have been given
>"Bendis is love," I say, "Bendis is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis
>I respond "I'm a faggot?"
>He says "Yes, you're a faggot"
>I say "But I'm not gay"
>He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay"
>I respond "It's still pretty homophobic"
>He punches me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talking
>I go into my bed and it's very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels
>I feel something touch me
>2 page spread
>It's Bendis
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Wanna read my latest comic?"
>"Your latest comic?"
>"Yes"
>"You came to my room to show me your latest comic?"
>"Why else would I come?"
>"I thought you were gonna have your way with me"
>"You're 9 years old, anyone who could possibly think that would be a twisted freak"
>"A twisted freak?"
>"Yes"
>"Can I just read the comic?"
>"Go ahead"
>He grabs me with his chubby nerd hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open the comic for Bendis
>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis
>I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bendis
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
>My dad walks in
>Bendis looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now"
>"Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops!"
>"You were supposed to say "It's over now?""
>Fuck you, what are you doing with my son?"
>"You're no fun"
>Bendis breaks all the toys in my room and drops his mic
Bendis is love, Bendis is life

That fucking Bendis mic drop never fails to piss me off. Smug Bendis is triggering.

ITT: We start a PayPal to pool money so we can pay the mafia to whack benis

Many anons have been using meme magic to try and feed Bendis to Stan Lee, maybe it will be successful.

Will Tony Stark be back by the end of the year?

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Miles is already fucking Gwen up the ass

he'll be back in time for the infinity war movie, then he'll leave again

At least Kitty Pryde escaped his chubby paws.
For now.

Who will he ruin in 2017?

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