Post "all of their problems would have been solved if they just went gay" characters

Post "all of their problems would have been solved if they just went gay" characters.

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You serious?! Her friend was the reason why she did all of that crazy shit.

Being gay wouldn't stop her from running into abusive relationships. Or taking horrible advice from her friend, Nicole.

At least he would stop being so horny for his sister.

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Dipper probably would've felt even more like an outcast than he already did.

>not only is he the only geek in Gravity Falls he's also the only little homo

We would've gotten some funny interactions between Stanley and Dipper if Stanley found out though.

Nah jk

lesbians, and especially bisexual women, experience much more intimate-partner violence than straight women.

Yeah, but who cares?. Muh fiction >>> Reality

at least it would end all of the cuck-posting in SVTFOE threads

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i thought her problems stemmed from her time doing kumite WATAH

Now that's just crazy talk. When has going gay ever worke-

The background scene fights between her and Starfan13 would be amazing
Janna is a wily adversary but SF13 has the purest fighting spirit

They'd both still be unhappy, but at least Daria wouldn't drag ted, trent, or tom down into her misery.

I'm convinced it didn't, and they broke up a year later bitter and angry.

Despite proclaiming love for Star, I think Starfan13 wants to SWF Star, not be in a relationship with her.

I'm sure you're telling yourself that for Comfort

>implying all his problems don't stem from him being gay

She wants it all. Does SWF mean Single White Female her, like that creepy movie about the woman stealing another one's life?
No I'm just looking at Korra's track record

i mean duh

Well, straight, rather. But the idea is the same

but being a hetero gem is a death sentence

Pearl strikes me as the suicidal-for-the-release type though.

huh, an interesting theory, but I find her and Janna secretly fighting over Star a lot more entertaining and sexy

What is happening with bi people?

Double the options, double the drama.

Actually that's only if she decides to go through whatever process Rose went through. She could screw greg as many times as she wanted without doing the disappearing act, as Amethyst probably did.
Though she's clearly ready to go in that picture.

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Their partners, I'd wager. The statistics include violence and stalking on top of rape.

Men and women with bisexual female partners probably feel like their gfs could leave them at a moments' notice for ANYBODY, making those partners extremely paranoid.

A good percentage of that 61% is probably stalking and violence, less rape.

Then again, there's probably a good amount of people who rape bisexual women under the claim that they're "asking for anything and everything" as grotesque as that is to consider.

They look for masculine women and we all know how women acting like men turns out in the end. An emotional man isn't something a gal wants.

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I came here to post this.

I was going to speculate that maybe the likely reason that bi women are over-represented, is because straight women experience violence from a male partner, then start dating women as a result (and begin identifying as bi). But then I thought about it some more, and that wouldn't explain why lesbians experience more violence than straight women.

Then I looked at the male statistics. gay men experience the least violence. There really is only one unifying pattern in those CDC statistics. For women, your chances of being abused increase when you date other women. For men, your chances of being abused increase when you date women. Women are abusive.

So it's really the other way around. Lesbians experience abuse from women, then start dating men (who are less violent) and begin identifying as bisexual women. Heterosexual men experience abuse from women, then start dating men (who are less violent) and begin identifying as bisexual men. This explains why male and female bisexuals have had more intimate partner violence in their life. And why exclusively gay women experience more violence than their straight female counterparts, but exclusively gay men experience less violence than their straight male counterparts.

I think it's more likely a lot of women turn to other women because they consider men awful, and as a result accept partners that aren't as good a match or don't activate their biological needs as well. Whether they came to hate men through experience or being told so is anyone's guess.
I don't know for sure.

Gonna need a source and statistics from the current year, user

Many straight women go through a bisexual phase in their late teens-early twenties. Lifelong lesbians will sometimes start dating men in their 30s+, especially after major hormonal changes like experience a pregnancy (sometimes called the "hasbian" crisis within the lesbian community).

Bisexual men are extremely rare. Gay men tend to stay gay for life (but may engage in heterosexual behavior if they are trying to be straight). There is no gay male equivalent of a "hasiban crisis". Straight men tend to remain straight for life, but prolonged exposure to certain forms of pornography can make straight men attracted to shemales, and penises, but not to male bodies.

>statistics from the current year, user
why? you think abuse demographics have changed so much in 7 years? What would cause that? Ending of The L Word?

>prolonged exposure to certain forms of pornography can make straight men attracted to shemales, and penises, but not to male bodies.
this is exactly what happened to me. I get zero response to bara shit but futa and traps have been cool to me since 2002

that's not uncommon. for some reason, the social scientists who talk about this stuff continue to call guys like you "straight" not "bi". I think they're just being PC; that it makes transsexual women feel more like real women when tranny-chasers are called "straight".

>that's not uncommon.
I know, I am a /d/eviant. Let's get back to teenaged bisexuals though, for research purposes.

Even the guys have a higher abuse rate
I was thinking maybe more of a power thing but the male bisexuals have a higher abuse rate.

Maybe it's just there's no real correlation between their sexuality and abuse.

Face it. Being gay is choosing a life of misery. Gays and trannies have the highest suicide rates in the world even in the Nordic nations: gay paradise.

well they can't have kids.

>Maybe it's just there's no real correlation between their sexuality and abuse.

you could speculate that there isn't a causal relationship between orientation and abuse. The fact that the rate of abuse isn't identical means that there absolutely IS a correlation between orientation and abuse.

this is just what people reported though. most male victims do not report abuse.

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Whats her face is a typical smart black bitch, her being a black bitch means she cant help but crave psychopathic thugs that use and abuse her so she goes her WHY CANT I FIND A GOOD MAN bullshit. This is really her trying to question her female brain as to why she keeps looking for thugs. The reality is she was so fucked that she actually fucked an old ass nigger just so she could feel not used by someone, but the PTSD from being treated like shit from her ex's made her chimp out in the end of that episode.

This is probably the most likely answer. Women are so fucking terrible to each other for no goddamn reason.

The more feminine characteristics a person has, the harder it is to stay friends with them. The more masculine, the more easygoing they are to be around.

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Abuse is a meme, the law is the only thing that stops dude from slugging his wife in the face when she throws a projectile at him.

Correlation is not equal to causation guys. Cmon.

I can only see a lesbian bond as fucking not romance because I cant believe women can actually care about people beyond fucking.

When the fuck have the Nordic nations become gay paradise?

And her friend would either be a super bitch girlfriend or poison her mind about all girlfriends just like she was doing in the episode

Its funny women say the same thing about men.

It's not just a problem for black women. Women in the US make up 60% of college undergrads. College educated women do not want to date men without degrees. College educated men don't share the same prejudice as often. So with the female 60% trying to date the male 40%, that means 20% of college educated women will automatically be without partners. But wait, it's an even higher percentage than 20, because that 40% of college educated men doesn't mind dating women without college degrees.

This problem is only exacerbated for black women who prefer to date within their own race/community. The 40/60 gender ratio is even more pronounced if you look at blacks specifically.

OR some people just don't believe in violence as an answer to violence? Sorry but I'd exhaust all my options trying to disarm or get away from another human being trying to hurt me before I start slugging

Where did black women come in?

they were OK for gays before they started importing religious homophobes.

you are the very kind small percentage.

But Asami ended up with Korra. Sounds like a bad end.

wups.

I meant to respond to

Men are far less likely to report these things. I'd imagine gay men being far less likely to, due to sampling bias or an unwillingness to come forward and add to their perceived stigma. Anecdotal evidence doesn't mean shit, but I've had male friends come forward as being assaulted by other men but they wouldn't rationalize it as sexual assault, only a fucked up/funny story. You understand?

But hey, I'm glad not to be in the statistic at all. Being a lesbian trans chaser has only given me good and loving relationships.

>Men are far less likely to report these things.

But men only report it less because they feel like it could negatively impact how people see them(ie, people would see them as weak and emasculated). A gay man has no need to defend his masculinity, so they would likely report it more often than the average straight man, no?

>Hasbian
Clever girls

*Islamic

>no need to defend masculinity

Hah. You should see the /masc/ shit on the lgbt board. And all the masc4masc bs. Gay men still, if not even more so, defend their masculinity.

I've had that penis thing for years but recently I've found myself more attracted to men than before.
Although to be fair it's not * really* sexual, it's more I'm getting desperate for an emotional/romantic connection.

Wait....Lesbians have babies then go straight? They must really feel like they goofed.

You know, 43% of getting raped by a lesbian still leaves a good 57% of a decent relationship.

it also happens a lot after menopause, and to a much lesser extent it happens when lesbians take hormonal birth control. lifelong lesbians with no history of interest in men, when they go through a major hormonal change, with sometimes begin craving men.

yes, but OP posted a woman who has had abusive relationships with men, implying that her hypothetical relationships with women would be less abusive. Statistically, she's better off dating men.

He literally said that in the post you're replying to.

That's still over 1in 3 chance of having an abusive gf vs the lower over 1 in 3 chance of an abusive bf.
But it's pointless since she'd have a 2 in 3 chance since she'd be going for women despite still being into dudes.

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Nope the law keeps dudes from breaking their gf's faces, there are so many times when my gf nags me that I want to throw her into a wall then slap her five times in the face.

Women are like fucking kids you have to beat them to make them behave gay men are so lucky.
Who cares what women say? Women dont have rational brains 90% of what women say is pure emotional bullshit justified by their feelings at the moment.

Yes user, everyone is like you.

great bait.

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>gay men are so lucky.
so youre a faggot; that explains it

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>lesbians, and especially bisexual women, experience much more intimate-partner violence than straight women.
Because lesbians, especially bisexual women, are much more likely to move from partner to partner rather than remain with just one, which statistically increases the chance they'll end up with an abuser.

Learn to think critically Sup Forums, just because you saw one number posted that agrees with your narrative, that doesn't tell the whole story.

I'm binge watching boondocks, damn young Robert was a top-tier husbando.
I feel genuinely bad watching him being treated like literal shit.

Mordecai being gay would only make his problems worse, in a way that will some how top the moment he broke up with CJ.

>BAHAHA, heh, so I heard your a gay Dipper
>Ah don't worry, I've sucked cocks before too!
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>Woah, woah, wosh! I'm not gay though, just been in some rough times, needed cash, ya know?

Name one (1) pairing cuter than Creek.

Wonder Woman is already a lesbian, the writers are just too milquetoast to handle the kind of fun that Diana's into.

Nope women are horrible beings, they drop the angel facade out of public and their inner demonic bitchs, of course a woman has no problem brutally abusing another woman as women cant comprehend something being their fault they find some way to blame the victim. Male abusers are different, they blame the victim just to fuck with them but already know its their fault the woman is abused in the first place, the female abusers however truely cant think they did anything wrong.

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The true answer of this thread.