Box office poison

Box office poison

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More like kino magnet.

Came to make this exact post

I never understood why women find him handsome. He doesnt have any striking features... No strong jawline or a strong chin and his eyes are not leveled.

It has to be his body.

I am a guy and I just like looking at him
he is so cool desu

and he's in so many good movies how does he do it bros

I BET THE BOARD IS SPELLED B-O-R-E-D

He should've been Detective K

Maybe he has a charming personality.

Detective Meme

>Gosling isn't a meme

you're a meme

>the year is 2004
>a time traveler appears in front of you
>tell you that the protagonist of The Notebook (2004) will be the savior of television & film in the years to come

Would you believe him?

No, I actively hated him from that stupid movie. Then my female housemates who adored him forced me to watch 'The Believer' and I was all 'holy shit, this guy can act'

Gosling is a broham stop fucking dragging him down.

Can anyone name 3 good movies he's been in?

Drive
Lars and the real girl
Place beyond the pines

HEY LUV

DANCE OFF YOU AND ME

I'll name 11
BR2049
Blue Valentine
Drive
La La Land
The Nice Guys
The Place Beyond the Pines
All Good Things
The Believer
Lars and the Real Girl
The Ides of March
Fracture

Blue Valentine
Half Nelson
Blade Runner

>Drive
Meme garbage
>Lars and the real girl
Yes
>Place beyond the pines
Meh

Next

La La Land made $445m on a $30m budget

His body is pretty nice but I found him attractive even back in like 2002 when he was twink-tier. His eyes are pretty, symmetry isn't that important. And he has a great smile which is a huge deal for a lot of people.

He's just generically handsome, he has no stand-out features to recognize as attractive so it's hard to tell unless you swing that way in which case he does an double open-palmed slap on pressing all your buttons. He's the equivalent of generically pretty women with weak facial features and no BJ lips or alluring eyes or anything, like Saoirse Ronan. I doubt straight women understand the appeal.

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>I'll name 11
>BR2049
>Blue Valentine
>Drive
>La La Land
>The Nice Guys
>The Place Beyond the Pines
>All Good Things
>The Believer
>Lars and the Real Girl
>The Ides of March
>Fracture
imagine actually believeing these to be good films
imagine actually being this much of a braindead plebian

Yes this. Almost all the movies he's in end up being surprisingly good. It's like he just attracts good movie making whenever he's on set.

>can't give thoughtful criticism
>throw buzzwords
Time to die

even the shit films he's in (Murder by Numbers, for example), he usually ends up being the best part of them.

they are all great films

More like box office poison.

is he the male jlaw?

Guy next door and psychopath charisma.

More like kino magnet.

This.

True

No, he can act.

W-woah....is this the true power...of contrarianism?

>Amazing ability to select great scripts to work on.
>Amazing ability to torpedo a movie's financial prospects.
It's like he's a giant winner and a giant loser at the same time. No wonder Sup Forums likes him.

this. he is /ourchad/

both desu

Yeah that too.

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>stars in a malick film
>meme
Nope, 2017 was the year Gosling surpassed meme status. Before this year, he was on par with the likes of Jake Gyllenhaal, but nows he's well above.
>forgetting song to song
Plebs.

No, he should've been detective K.

>Hating on based Goose

neck yourself

Does the goose make good shit happen or does he just pick good shit?

fpbp

>Meme garbage
Try again, pleb.

Drive
Blade Runner
Jackie Chan

SHIT

Goose rose above Jake this year. Jake is left in the dust, doing mediocre films like Nocturnal Animals and Okja, and worthless flicks like Life.

I think he could have done it as well but I like both of them.

He looks like the type of guy that would take you on a romantic date and treat you right. He was very nice to the fans at the last years Oscars, unlike Denzel Washington.
youtu.be/qr69jLeQdRA

it's his smile/grin
and he's nice to look at

lolwut?
he's been in mostly very good movies.
do you even movie?

His shyness??

I drive.

God damn he spent a while there teetering that line between attractive and "one copy of Senran Kagura please," and then just out of nowhere threw all his weight into becoming an ultra-Chad.

Need Goose and Audrey Plaza to star in a movie about Ketamine

That ensures cult status, just like the original.

Is it because of his unsymmetric eyes?

>tfw you realize your jawline is stronger than Ryan Gosling's

They should hire you for the next blockbuster

did he shave his jaw?

fpbp as per usual
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you know, I was on his side but with your snide derision and post devoid of anything but invective I think you've won me over

He's TOO handsome. Very mannequin like with no real manliness

>tfw you're not gay but you understand exactly what user's getting at

Those sorts of girls are my poison, m8

>face looks too small for head
>noticeably non symmetrical features
>slightly lazy eye
He doesn't have that Mr. Perfect look that a lot of handsome movie stars do. I think has the right idea, but I'd add that his imperfections give him a humble, nice guy look that some girls probably really like.

its the autism

Me and my ex discussed who we'd go gay for and I chose Gosling. She thought he was ugly.

Kino office medicine

kek.
but surely he got some surgery, no? look so different now.

cyberpunk shit is dead. Not Goose fault. Also la la land did make a lot of money and Nice Guys did fine too.

he's not, it's a meme. women want Gosling as a boyfriend while they get fucked by guys like prime Fassbender or Cavill on the side.

This. Something happened to his jawline somewhere around 2016.
Did he remove his wisdom teeth?

hmmm

No doubt about it. Compare pic related to

I honestly hated this faggot while this show was airing.

Now Goose is one of my favorite actors.

>yfw you're doomed to play austists and robots

removing a wisdom tooth alters your jawline?

Barely looks like the same person.

Yup. Living bone is a very malleable thing. The jaw will stretch, grow, and fill out to make room for wisdom teeth. Likewise, once they're removed the jaw will cave in and atrophy.

>No strong jawline or a strong chin

kek

can be both desu