>Aliens have invaded Earth
>their tech is decades ahead of ours
>they are tough but not invincible, and all of the worlds forces have joined together to fight them
>they need someone to lead them
Pick a character from any TV or film series. Theyre a high ranking general, so they aren't going to be participating in the fighting at all.
Who is fit to lead the humans against the alien menace?
aliens will have to surrender because anything else would be racist
Ethan Hunt
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I'm certain there are much better ones but this is the first person that came to my mind
>their tech is decades ahead of ours
If that's anything to go by they'll all be convincing shemales so Caitlyn Jenner is probably best to lead us.
Only correct answer.
Why are all these aliens on my planet?
>the guy in the back
BANE?
Patrician choice. He needs a good second in command too.
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gandalf
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>their tech is decades ahead of ours
How did they cross interstellar space with such primitive technology?
The warp drive is only a few decades ahead of us, obviously.
get them in the thread, i'll call it in
Or they could have proper cryogenics. They could have been a long time coming.
More like Tyrion
Dubs dictates this guy is in charge.
Patton
>Launching an interstellar invasion with fucking sleeper ships
Yeah, no.
cryogenic travel sci-fi is beyond depressing
X-com movie when? also who will play bradford?
Maybe they didn't have a choice? Their world is as fucked as ours is going to be, so they found our world, and staked everything on taking it over, so that they could fix it in time.
All those quips can't hide the fact that the little monster is a bitch ass nigga
Pacific Rim and Independence Day 2
top choices lads
Wub a dub dub
I mean more on a squad level battles or operator kino.
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He kinda has an Alba or J Law vibe.
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Just replying to let you know that no one fell for your Rick and Marty bait. You are an enormous faggot.
Which one are you talking to?
Both.
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Then why did you use singular vocabulary? Is your IQ not high enough?
Get me the man that saved Earth from the Borg
/thread
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>Bajoran workers... your attention please. An alien fleet has attacked Earth, and in exchange for aid in defending Earth, the Federation has promised to turn a blind-eye to us here. We shall be conducting additional anal probing tests both here on the station and across the Bajor system. All in the interest of good health and security, of course. That is all.
>nice
But FUCK off were full spacerefugees
Definitely low IQ
Tywin is a way better general.
He didn't you faggot
World forces are incompetent and leaders are idiots, what you need is a group of improbable characters.
If she was the face of our planet I honestly hope the aliens kill us all
This little/big fucker
STATION
Idris Elba or Oprah
They'll call the aliens racist for not having any black people, and just nag, harass, bully, and pester the shit out of the aliens with name-calling until the aliens say "fuck this" and leave.
>aliens invade
>we send him to do a pitch
>some nostalgic crap about human history
>aliens cry
>then he starts talking about his childhood growing up in a whorehouse
>while the aliens are confused,army attacks
>fuel is leaking everywhere and don drops a lighter in fear
>hfw
we're saved!
Excellent
Then Peggy complains that it was her idea
Is this the best you can do? Fuck, you're retarded.
Even if it was,it is posthumously attributed to Don.
Both. Aliens btfo
I side with the aliens because of how much I hate that dude's voice
If he had an understanding of modern technology, he might actually be a pretty solid choice. I'd pick the kid from Ender's Game.
Tyrion is a solid diplomat, but he's no military leader. Sure, he did all right during the siege of King's landing, but attacks on castles are pretty ineffective. It's why they just starve them out most of the time.