HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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he's making jeopardy great again

>Because he's /ourguy/ we deserve, but not the one we need right now

Do you think he has ever been a top? He seems like someone who gets mad and storms out if he can't be the bottom.

Why are his eyes so small? He is Asian?

Go back to tumblr you fucking faggot

you would know gayboy

I had a Grindr hookup leave in a huff because he said he's an exclusive bottom, but I tried to suck his dick.

is he gay? he kept talking about his partner

Maybe he has a woman (biological female) life partner. There are men who keep their female companions as common-law wives to make sure they don't get too comfortable (common-law wives aren't entitled as much monetary compensation as legally wed wives in most states).

Your poor father...I hope you at least have a brother so dad doesn't die regretting his life

No. I'm the only son.

Maybe he's a cop.

CBS news calls husband's and wives partners for straight couples and it drives me up the fucking wall

You're going to give me a stroke I feel awful

Did he ever hug you as a child?

Plenty. I had a good childhood.

hes the kind of sassy and petulant tryhard that defines nu-male. obviously straight though, fags.
i watch to see when he will lose. and because wheel of fortune hosts being obviously stir crazy beforehand gets me in a game show mood.

Did he kiss you?

Yes, but like how parents kiss their children, not molested.

>i watch to see when he will lose.

I believe it will happen when he bets all his money when he doesn't need to in order to win. He won 70k that way one game

Your dad putting his dick in your mouth is not 'how parents kiss their children'

>gay cops who are parners but also gay buddies
>super masculine and need to hide their homosex from all the other cops
>constantly refer to their partner [double meaning]
>subtle wink at camera

Someone fund this gay buddy cop show please.

STOP

tfw I'll never be on a jeopardy where all the categories are porn related

I'll take celebrity feet for $2000

wtf I liked his old hair better....hopefully he wins enough times for it to grow back, bros

Why did you become gay? Doesn't poop and assholes gross you out?

Ever think about how juicy and delicious a pussy can be?

Wheel of fortune is on after Jeopardy though...

so now this guy wants a ""stroke"" from a fag.
Ha look at this fudge packer

Fling your faggot self from a cliff

>Doesn't poop and assholes gross you out?

the absolute state of drumpfhtard logic

Not here.

>not understanding how an anus works
Oh I forgot, """science""" said gay is better than straight and more hygienic

Doesnt shit come our of there user? Shit just grosses me out so I could never do anal.

where?

every thread someone learns that these airtimes are regional. if you are on the west coast you can torrent the show early and impress normies for a laugh.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas as a post-hipster Brooklyn bartender

I get the sense Trebek would consider Austin as a future replacement host. Trebek sees a talent that needs some molding, but represents the next generation. Yesterday, Trebek was a little reserved after Austin won because he spazzed out with the mime stuff, went overboard. So Trebek didn't speak to him as long at the podium, he went to the other contestants faster than usual. Austin definitely noted this, and will be on better behavior tonight, when he wins another $43,000.

this is the stupidest shit i've ever read

In my region, Jeopardy! (ftfy) airs concurrently with Wheel at 7 p.m. then airs again after Wheel at 7:30 p.m. Been this way for years. Comfy.

>I get the sense Trebek would consider Austin as a future replacement host. Trebek sees a talent that needs some molding, but represents the next generation

that' stupid, Trebek hates him. He's on record saying that at least he doesn't like him. Trebek is a formal tv host and entertainer, this guy is a clown

>He's on record saying that at least he doesn't like Austin
What is, you're a liar. Absolutely no proof Trebek doesn't like him. It's easy to see they have good rapport each night.

>tfw you share a board with people with boomer tier taste like Jeopardy

If you don't watch Jeopardy, that's fine. But if you legit think it is a bad show and that's why you don't watch it, you have shit tatse.

Austin Rogers being a bartender genius autist phenomenon reassures me that I, too, truly am brilliant but lazy :D

He called him the wrong name twice after a 10 day winning streak

Either Trebek's growing senile or there's some shade

>know the titles of shakespeare plays and some basic european geography
>win every game

Jeopardy! is an American institution, the final thread mainstream entertainment has to education and knowledge. It spans generations. It will span yours. But you won't notice. You'll be jerking off down below in a cesspool of Talmudic filth strewn with capeshit and CGI emotion.

I'm glad that at least we're getting Jeopardy threads with some regularity.

Literally the last time this would happen was Kristin Cutts

I'm pleased to share this board with an observant user. I noticed Trebek mispronounce Austin's last name one time. But he's also mispronounced several words of late. He smiled when he confirmed, as we all knew, that Austin qualified for the Tourney of Champions. Compare that to when that fat arrogant Korean SJW was on a hot streak. Trebek loathed him. Arthur Chu was his name. Whereas Austin is a twill eccentric, it's more of a mentor/student connection. Trebek wants him to succeed but act more mature and not mime so much.

chu would always interupt alex to get to the next question
think that's what upset him

>SHER-BERT
>incorrect

what the fuck

I feel like a lot of times when that happens it's just a shortcut used by the editors to tighten it up for time constraints. Some of it feels too awkward to be real

>"I'm from New York, that's how we say it"
Well, I'm not from Jew York, but everyone I know says
>Sher-Bert
All the same. Austin should have challenged Trebek on this. America had his back.

That was only part of Trebek's hatred of Chu. He'd openly disagree with judges' verdicts. He'd be rude to Trebek, almost hostile at times. He'd complain about his buzzer. He'd play so quickly he'd speak over Trebek. He'd criticize clues. He had a terrible attitude and acted entitled the more he won.

Even after his reign ceased, Chu carried over to Twitter where he argues and bitches at all hours. I shudder to think what he's tweeting about his experience on the Hollywood set, in light of Weinstein et al.

Based Austin is unironically our guy

From a Slate profile of Chu
>t didn’t take long for Arthur Chu to become Public Game Show Enemy No. 1. Within days of his Jan. 28 debut on Jeopardy!, the 30-year-old Cleveland-area insurance analyst was making America very, very angry. “Arthur Chu is the worst jeopardy contestant of all time,” one viewer tweeted. “I can’t wait until someone beats his joyless, smug ass,” seethed another. Even the JBoard, normally a collegial hangout for the top-rated quiz show’s most dedicated ex-contestants and fans, got ugly. “There is no need to disrespect the game,” one poster scolded Chu.

>Chu, a bespectacled man with rumpled shirts and a bowl cut, plays into every terrible Asian-nerd stereotype you’ve ever seen in an ’80s teen movie. Charmingly, he seems to enjoy the role of the scheming outsider. In a recent Wall Street Journal interview, he pitted his own eccentric genius against me, “the angelic blond boy next door, the central casting ‘nice boy.’ ”

Yup, let's make it a "race" issue. Smdh.

Who else watching rn? Bryan Kato looks capable

Lisa Rhee is so dumpy. Knows she'll meet certain defeat. Should have spun the Wheel instead, Lisa.

All part of the liberal agenda to utterly destroy marriage leave it a shambles. Now they're down to vanishing the words HUSBAND and WIFE.

It's all over; this battle has been lost. They have won.

Whenever I see a hot chick I imagine how her asshole smells. I'd sniff a woman's asshole if she were attractive enough.

i will be on jeopardy one day

banepost in your interview after commercial break

Austin wins again. He's been uncatchable several times before Final Jeopardy, and again tonight!

>he buys all his clothing from thrift shops, including every Jeopardy! suit minus one
>apparently he doesn't have health insurance

he literally couldn't be more reddit. he's like a walking breathing marvel movie

have there been any leaks from the tapings?

I haven't heard anything about him losing, so I'm taking it that means he won all the games they taped in April?

plus NBC started running ads for jeopardy focusing solely on him, so I'm taking it he's staying on

Winnings this evening: $16300
Winnings total: $411,000

Im going to post this in every Jeopardy thread until someone jerks off to it.... i.imgur.com/mtrsBMX.gifv

Fucking unstoppable

These games were taped in August

>he can't even put a down payment on a Manhattan apartment with that earning

>being wealthy
>living in manhattan

pick 1

I don't undrstand taking a bath. Like you get the water all soapy but then you don't rinse off the soap water. You get out of the bath and your skin is all soapy. Why do this? Who stands to gain? Why do you want soap water skin? What is the point of that?

He tends bar in Manhattan. He might live in another borough, but that's where he works.

It's kind of relaxing but I never feel really clean after a bath. I would rinse in the shower at least.

>there's some shade
such a stupid fucking expression

Need some video of this guy.

>Big toe painted separately from the others
Why does this instantly feel like a warning flag?

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