Apprentice Thread 2

Mongs, the lot of them.

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>SJ thrown under the bus
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

First for Sarah Jayne

First for Sarah Jayne

fantastic posts

I wanna fuck that Muslim.

first for black waifu

#OURCHINAMAN

How can a group of human beans fuck up so badly?

Nth for everyone is terrible

strong start

was just about to post this

>only 5 minutes left

Fucking hell this episode went fast

Women are going to win desu

5 minutes left already, fucking hell

>good morning class

>GOOD MORNING LORD SUGAR

Like primary school

lads have won.
its that type of episode. their design is so shit, it wins

Hopefully Claude will stick up for her by saying how shit her team is

Jeff better not get thrown under the bus and fired

Alan Sugar "call it a hotel, more like the Bates Motel" haha or something

Based wrongtimeposters.

Sarah Lynn best girl

Is You're Fired worth watching?

Good lads

Muslim looks like Gru from Despicable Me

How many years have you been doing this for?

...

wew

fuck off

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>with HIM

want lizzie to hate me

Elizabeth is literally an ogre

>I did Sir

No bitch, it's "I did My Lord"

This has proven that 2017 is the year of terrible glasses fucking hell lads

Three posts about Sarah Jayne in 3 seconds, two with the same post

Contact lenses for life 2bh

Guys are laughing now but I've got a feeling they're about to get blown out

>that spaghetti drop
hahaha

who's that lumpy woman that trailed off after being interrupted by sugar

>golf themed room, but I can tell you the design is full of holes
>West Ham's trophy room has more in it

lol based Suggs

SUGAR IS ON FIRE

classic bants from Suralan

>yid mocking spam for lack of trophies

How about this one lads?

Your golf room was well under par, haha.

This.

Contact lenses really did change my life.

For anyone interested Hope Howell (pornstar) looks a bit like her.

west ham btfo

HOOOOWLING
WEST HAM BTFO

I thought that blonde lady and James from the men's team were also having an affair??

>tfw no Sugar and Bradders sitcom

Not bad.

nth for joanna

#blackexcellence

Manlier than me

She looks like Tim Curry from Rocky Horror

>"Elizabeth", that hair piece might make you feel feminine, darling, but those shoulders are fooling no one. You're on the wrong team luv. That adam's apple is about as inconspicuous as your room design.

very nice m8

they were, they're all future celeb big brother contestants

2/9 odds that he says something along those lines

You motherfucker, lel

Brady BTFO

The chink is called Jeff?

JEFF IS OFF

Been using them since year 6

I've got those sleep in ones now too, it's even better.

she's going far in this, so's the chinky lad

If in doubt, sacrifice the chinaman

BASED JEFF CALLING OUT THESE SCRUBS

good effort

jeff bringing the heat t b h

Fair point by chink

Being under par is good though

Harrison is our boy

In golf you have a handicap. Well your handicap was that you're fucking retarded.

Nice effort, but being under par in golf is a good thing, brainlets.

JEFF!?!

Why are they lying, there were fucking cameras there the entire time

is red and yellow the elite colour scheme for posh cunts?

sub-par doesn't mean good, it means shit.

Girls win because of the budget.

>this random cunt who contributed nothing suddenly bum licking the PM

hmm

nah blue and gold mate

Shut up you mong.

How the fuck do you know anyway, only posh hairy old paedos play golf

sub-par means worse than par though, not better

Saying something is sub-par means it's below average. Finishing under par in golf means you finished in fewer strokes than average, thus better.

that screen is from the christmas turkey joke
should have taken one from series 1

Elizabeth actually fucking did it the mad bitch

BASED LIZZIE WINS IT FOR THE GIRLS BECAUSE OF GOING DIRT CHEAP

G O L F
O
L
F

>mfw I become the godfather to my worst enemies son

Alan you damned fool

>based Liz rusing us all by appearing to be a retard but actually being the least retarded of all the retards

The chinaman commits HariKari immediatey. Or is that the Japanese?

Another week of Sarah Jayne on the tele

Let this be the end of it.

>caricatures drawn of them

You can get that done for a tenner by the London Eye

Fuck you BBC

Alan you cunt.

Doodles as the prize HAHAHAHAHAHA

>not even staying overnight
Come on

Damn caught out. Tbf needed one quick so I just googled "Mark Corrigan angry"

also bollocks suggs

Alan only picked that fucking room because he likes Golf, they should have done a tottenham hotspur themed room

"At least one of you will be fired"

Woodpile is gonna pile high tonight lads

Sure, but if you finish under par in golf it's better. Under =/= sub

see