Why not be pagan, Sup Forums?

Why not be pagan, Sup Forums?

Paganism encourages men to act like men. None of that pansy "love your enemies, forgive your oppressors" shit.

Because it is fucking stupid and you dont believe any of this shit. Making you a try hard nigger hipster who just wants your own `unique` thing to cling onto

this desu, paganism is dead and its never coming back. if you are going to larp elder scrolls gods are more fun

>implying dead kike on a stick is more powerful than thunder god Thor

Was European paganism virile due to the teachings of European paganism?

Or was European paganism virile because Europeans were virile?

>bunch of long haired man childs "praying" to gods without knowing any rituals, spent more time buying viking paraphenalia then figuring out how to pronounce Odin correctly
>based

>mfw their allfather drinks semen to gain feminine magic

Implying Thor can stand up to my boy Shor. Why go to Valhalla when you have Sovngarde?

>Crom Cruatch
>Pagan Deity

BTFO'd by Saint Patrick. So much for the "stronk pagan warriors" meme

Shor is literally talos now though

European paganism was strong because it was consistent with the laws of nature, and with the racial identity of European people.

Contrary to popular belief, Christians didn't conquer Europe by force; they conquered Europe the same way Islam is conquering it now, by trying to portray themselves as weak and in need of refuge, outbreeding the local population, and then demanding special rights once they have the numbers. It is the height of hypocrisy on Sup Forums to praise Christianity while condemning Islam.

>>Jesus Christ
>>mushrik deity
>BTFO'd by Abdullah Hassan Malik Abdul-Jabbar! So much for the "deus vult" meme!

-Sup Forums circa 2035

some of the crusades were to convert eastern europeans to christianity. teutonic order was created in prussia for the same reason.

>Hey, these pagans don't serve the Jewish banking elite! Let's get 'em!

Crusades in a nutshell

I see you have for-
wait
build wall queer

I came to

>inb4 someone quotes that Jewish faggot talking about Woden sucking dick

but as demonstrated, I was too late.

>you dont believe any of this shit

But we do, and atheists and christcucks here have all witnessed the power of the god's through meme magic.

>None of that pansy "love your enemies, forgive your oppressors" shit.
Paganism promotes bloodshed, warfare, conflict and violence.
That is unacceptable, as war is an evolutionary dead end.
Jesus was right, and died for our sins.
You're a pagan godless mongrel and you should be burned to the stake.

>tfw pagans worship something that actually exists (nature) unlike christians.

>Paganism is nature worship meme

Please stop

The Pagan father god is Saturn, El, Cronus.

He is the Demiurge and the father of their Messiah Yahweh aka Zeus.

Poseidon or Adonai is his brother.

>Paganism promotes bloodshed, warfare
Another stupid meme, if you read the Havamal Odin only gives a few verses on war and they all revolve around protecting yourself, compare that to the OT or Koran.

Sure, kill your fellow man and everyone as they threaten you.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Paganism is secret cult adoring Satan and his countless demons through the same things that are taught in modern satanism schools.
You think of yourself as the cool kid by believing in "lol paganism, guyse thor and odin xdd" but in reality you're just following Satanism.
Repent.

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Because as virtuous as all of it is they still demanded HUMAN SACRIFICE. Odin was known for that particularly. Why can't you take what's practical and good and discard the rest? Why do you need figureheads to tell you what is right and wrong?

I'm so glad that summer will soon be over

>satanism schools

lol

>moral relativism
i remember being 12
it was cool, i guess

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Cringe as fuck. Every 15-year old nerdy white boy goes through this phase..

Jews will tell you that Jesus is not their Messiah.

They follow Yahshua, it means Yah is Savior.

Yah is Yao or Iao the son of the Demiurge. aka: Yaldabaoth or Samael.


Jesus is not from these Archons, he is the Divine Autogenes from the Father of the Universe.

Conversely, some gods have never taken human sacrifice. Tiw and Thunor, for example.

Solution: don't follow Woden?

Traditionalism, LaVeyanism, Luciferism, Theistic Satanism etc.
They're all garbage.
Especially LaVey.
LaVey was a bastard mongrel who had read too much works from Crowley, that pederast pedophile bastard, may he forever burn in hell.

Because pagans got BTFO and exterminated by people who they believe are weak.

How did you get so thoeoughly dominated by a bunch of people who love their enemy?

I'm not religious but paganism seems more honest with itself than le ebin desert cuckshed or Islam

There is only one God worth worshiping. All the rest are subjects and servants.
Paganism is a bad idea

>it's another everything is subjective and objective truths don't exist post

wew lad, soak in the irony if you calling me twelve.

Different branches from the same tree, you can apply that logic by saying there's peace and altruistic teachings in Islam, just don't follow the teachings promoting violence. Retarded.

Sup Forums is a Kekist board

The jew god?

Pagans follow the gods with a little g

Odin is analogous to the Mercury of the Romans. He's not a strictly masculine figure, he's not supposed to be. You want Thor for that.

It is, though. Not in a hippie-flower power way; true paganism acknowledges nature as a destructive force as well as creative and nurturing.

>objectivism
>in the 21st century

I just found the image of "Satanism schools" funny. I get what you're saying.

You don't really get the polytheism thing, do you?

>brazil
>calling anyone a nigger

kike

This is a perfect example of what I'm talking about

>W-war is bad, you guys!
>Let's hold hands and sing nasheed to welcome our Arab conquero--uh I mean immigrants!
>Only a vile godless pagan would engage in warfare to protect his family, race, and country!

>Hsssss, anything that goes against the Jewish Biblical narrative is SATANIC!

>lol CRINGE, am I right?
>grow up and study your scriptures you stupid goy!

>How did you get so thoeoughly dominated by a bunch of people who love their enemy?

Same way Islam is growing in Europe today; sheer strength of numbers.

If this is really how you think then you deserve Islam.

You're an idiot if you think that to defend yourself you have to approach and embrace paganism\satanistic religions.
Jesus preached forgiveness, for your reward in the heavens will be Great.
But apparently you're too much attached to this world and attached to the the low earthily pleasure to let everything go in the name of Christ.
Go forth then, praise your gods and raise arms against your brothers in the name of "your" existence and your self interest.
You will be judged in the end.

>You don't really get the polytheism thing, do you?

You're not getting >my< point.

Half truths don't exist, only lies. You can have all the teachings and wisdoms of brotherly love and bettering yourself but if there's lines in the same scripture or faith that tell you to kill for no other reason than mundane ritual to appease a god it's antithetical to human development. I don't think you see the tragic irony of criticising abrahamic faiths in saying they need a book to tell them what's right and wrong when it's no different in any other faith including the umbrella "pagan" beliefs. I'm not even an atheist before you throw a fedora my way, I am just calling a spade a spade and telling you that if you need to follow some norse religion or any religion to promote their idea of good and bad because you feel it's aesthetically pleasing or and has relevance to your genotype and lineage you're retarded.

>Italian flag

Your pope says that anyone who rejects Muslim immigration is not a true Christian.

Do something about that before you accuse me of being "satanic."

Sand religions follow the unrealistic omnipresent, omniscient, all powerful god.

What in Odin's name did you just fucking say about me, you little Frisian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my rank in the varangian guard. I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Frisian and Briton land and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in pillaging and I am the top axe thrower in the king’s shieldwall. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will murder you with savagery the likes of which has never been seen before in Midgard, mark my fucking runes. You think you can get away with saying shit like that to us over the internet? Think again, Frisian. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Huscarls across Scandinavia and your fiefs are being scouted right now so you’d better prepare for the storm, peasant. The storm that wipes out your pathetic little thing your call your kingdom. You’re fucking dead, dyke-buildrr. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 hundred ways and that’s just with my beard. Not only am I extensively trained in facial combat, but I have access to the entire Nord armory and I will use it to it’s full extent to wipe your miserable arse off of Midgard, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot! I will shit throwing weapons all over you and you will drown in them. You are fucking dead, kiddo. I will drink from your skull!

And he's totally right.
You can't be christian and reject immigration of any kind.
>but mooozziess are bad user!!1!
You're not even white or christian, yet you hate muslims more than christians do.
And in your infantile naivety, you think that your "norse" gods will save you from this.
You seek in paganism\satanism what only faith in Jesus the LORD can provide.
Repent now, heretic.

>criticising abrahamic faiths in saying they need a book to tell them what's right and wrong

Ok. I never said anything like this, though.

I was simply pointing out that there are Germanic cults that never engaged in human sacrifice. While they all may come from a similar cultural background, the varying groups have never been shy about doing different things.

The Demiurge wants you to think he is the creator of all that is.

But he is only the god of this world.

I am