I'm a chef at Burger King

I'm a chef at Burger King

Why don't I deserve more than $9/hr?

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I banged your mom in a Burger King bathroom once OP

Because a robot could do your job better.

>chef at Burger King
I know it's a meme but every time I read it, it just slays me.

What dishes have you put on the menu?
You haven't?
Then you're not a chef.

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Because you are a chef at Burger King.

Chef! You are a Whopper Flopper! $9 for you!

Because I'm having a mac tonight m8.

vote trump, and be a master chef

Because you're easily replaceable

Get experience and skills that make you harder to replace, then you can start asking for more

>chef at Burger King
never gets old

I'm a chef at Wendy's and I make 6 figures. I'm 6'3 with a 9 inch dick.

Maybe you'd deserve a raise if you'd stop getting my order wrong, you cocksucker.

>Chef at Burger King

You do deserve more than $9/hr.
Your job is essential to society.
If everyone woke up and there was no fast food they would be pissed.
You are literally feeding America's working class.
And your job is degrading, and your boss treats you like shit.
You should be paid more this is fucking ridiculous.
Everyone who says otherwise has been brainwashed by (((JEWS))) and seriously needs to rethink their fucking life.
Think for yourself faggots and you'll find that it's true.

I'm a chef at Mcdonalds and i make 9figures
Im 6'6 with 11 inch dick
get on my level manlet

A monkey could flip burgers surely?

Fookin hell...

Because microwaving precooked meat is not being a "chef".

ANYONE who works 40 hours a week deserves a living wage. No matter what their job. If some asshole needs a worker they better be prepared to pay a living wage that's just how it works if you need them for 40+ hours a week.

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>Chef at Burger King

Too bad niggers don't want to work.

>chef

Everytime.

please, robots are busy crying on /r9k/

>Why don't I deserve more than $9/hr?

Because you're just a """chef""" at Burger King.

These jobs are meant to be undesirable, as to push people towards occupations that contribute to society in a much more meaningful way.

Because the market determines your value. And it says you aren't worth it. Make your labor worth more. Anyone can push a broom.

A high school kid/recent grad doesn't need more than $18k a year to live on. If you're working for 9 an hour and are over 21 you should just kill yourself.

I should stay home and jerk my dick for 40 hours a week.
>better gibmedat livable government assistance, or i will chimp the fuck out and wreck all the shit you worked for while paying my jerk off wage via inflation

Because every time I go there, you either:

A. Fuck up the order
B. It's shittily thrown together tepid nastiness.

Probably the only one who gets how shit works.

Oh look this thread again

Where do you work?

This a billion times.
And if (((the banks))) fuck you hard enough, you tear them from their comfy lives, let their blood flow and let the process start anew.

$9.00 is pretty good bruh. I was a chef at Taco Bell once and made minimum wage

replying for safety

Get a better job.

It's incredibly easy to work your way up the ladder in fast food. A grunt/crew person demanding higher wages is asinine. If you can't even do your job well enough to get promoted in fast food then you absolutely don't deserve any more money.

When I worked in fast food, I was promoted quickly to a second-in-command managerial position and went from making less then 14K a year to 33,000. It's still not much but it's comfortably living wages for a bachelor.

That being said, fast food is hard, shitty work if you are a good worker and the stigma attached to having to tell people you work in fast food sucks, so I quit.

But don't bitch and moan that you don't get paid enough while also not bothering to put in the work to put you in a position to make more money.

this is now a work stories thread

pool boy reporting:
>get dispatched for a broken filter pump motor
>homeowner has an autistic girl, or retarded, i cant tell, i guess with the severity of her mental disorder it doesnt matter
>peek over fence, nobody there.
>sweet, walk in, replacing the motor, test it
>its running, i walk up to the spa and im checking the water pressure
>look up to see the beast retard standing there butt ass naked
>she screams a mumble at me
>her mother comes out
>"hey, autist, its not time to swim yet, we have to wait till the nice man leaves"
>"sorry pool boy, she is disabled"
>nervous laughter "its ok i was just leaving, the pump is working, thank you"
>just then the mongoloid lets out this loud scream "nooooooo, swim now!!! hargarblegarble"
>she pushes the mom on the ground and starts full on blitzkrieg tactic towards your truly
>running around the spa so she cant grab me
>her mother gets up and tries to stop her
>mongoloid right hooks the mom, layed out.
>holy fuck wtf
>mom gets up, tackles the tard
>one naked mongoloid and one old lady rolling around on the ground
>im just standing there, deciding if i should help
>naked retard just jumps up, runs to the spa and jumps in
>smacks her face on the coping stones
>blood everywhere
>mom gets her inside
>asks me to clean the spa
>god fucking damnit, not my job, call a mexican coworker in the area
>"amigo, im gonna need you to come dump and fill the spa"
>left laughing

what you put in that shit

my man

Well, that's the feudal system for ya...

I'm a 6'4" chef at Wendy's with a 9' dick that makes $90,000/year

>Chef
>Burder King
Choose one

>have a work order for a heater not working
>pull up to the house, big fucking mansion
>walk around to the back and looking at the heater
>needs an ignitor, install the part, heater turns on
>heaters running and im waiting to make sure it doesnt shut down
>walk over to the spa and see a big guckin strap on dildo on the bench
>homeowner lady comes out 8/10
>"did you get the heater going?"
>"yes mam, just making sure it doesnt shut down before i leave"
>lady walks closer, sees big strap on in the spa
>she doesnt think i saw it, or hopes i didnt
>asks me to go check something at the equipment
>see her frantically trying to reach the dildo
>she cant reach it
>gets in the spa fully clothed
>grabs the dildo and hops out
>im walking back towards her and shes trying to hide it behind her back, soaking wet, acting like nothing is amiss
>she tells me to look and fucking points nowhere like back to the future scene
>tries to throw the fucking dildo in a bush but she misses and it just lands in plain view
>awkward stares
>"ok mam, youre good to go. thank you, call if you have any other problems"
>grab tools and walk away

no, you're not a chef. you're a cook. chefs design meals, you just slap them together.

Thanks for the first good laugh of the day user.

>Burger King
>chef
>You are selling yourself short... promote yourself to "culinary engineer" and demand $50k a year...
>vote for open borders. There's no down side...
You can thank open border policies, flooding the job market with migrants, happily willing to do your job for minimum wage... They are willing to share a one room apartment with 15 people, and can afford to live on table scraps... This is what you have to compete with...

>COOK

First off, youre a fry cook, not a chef

Second of all, because a retarded 16 year old or a machine can do your job.

Fish cutter reporting
>Normal as fuck workday, retail store that sells fish and fish accessories
>Actually bretty cool, meet awesome folks and get to talk shit while cutting fish all day
>Most folks realize fishmongers are supposed to be loudmouthed assholes and go along with it
>One day this chick calls in and asks for a whitefish fillet
>Alright word, I got 10 or 12 different types of whitefish, what can I chop up for you?
>OMG ARE YOU MANSPLAINING
>The fuck are you on about, you want the fish or not?
>OMG DID YOU JUST SWEAR AT ME?!
>Laugh and hang up
>She comes in about 20 minutes later, screaming rape and other nonsense
>Claims I threatened her over the phone
>Demands to know where "Mister user" is
>I come out of the back covered in blood with an enormous cleaver in my hands
>"Ahyup, can I help you?"
>Bitch gapes, does a 360, and moonwalks out
>Coworkers are laughing asses off
>Customer is laughing his ass off
>Says his dad is a huge jew and if she sues he's got my back

ALL THESE NEWFAGS IN THIS THREAD HOLY SHIT

fuck you, if you are not satisfied with your pay search yourself another job, if you do not work hard to improve yoursefl, so a possible employer would be interessted in you, then you do not deserve a well payed job

and if you do not like that system fuck off to ((communist)) korea, I'm sure you'll be better off there

ha nice. that job always looked kinda fun. i saw some food show bourdain or zimmern where they went through a fish market in boston or something and those fuckers are throwing 100lb fish around like nothin.

>have a mexican helper because its busy time of year
>guy is new, speaks shit english, but seems nice
>just got done eating lunch, im speeding because busy and i want to get home before 9
>get pulled over
>fuckin cops got me again!
>one cop comes to my window, another to mexican window
>"sir, you were speeding, blah blah blah"
>just give me the fucking ticket im in a hurry
>cop by mexican says "you guys got anything in the truck we need to know about?"
>"no, officer, just some chemical and tools and parts"
>"mind if we look?"
>not my truck, i dont care "no sir go ahead"
>cop gets us out of the truck, standing on the shoulder, they are looking in the back of the truck
>out of fucking nowhere, the mexican just bolts
>runs across the street, almost gets hit by two cars
>cops run after him
>speedy fucking gonzalez is tearing up dirt
>cops catch him, cuff him, and bring him to the truck
>"wtf are you doing man" i ask the coworker
>"i scared police"
>cops are talking to me, wtf is this guy doing
>i dont know man, hes new.
>mexican guy in the back of cop car now
>look at him and the fuckin guy just pukes all over the window of the cops car.
>cops notice, flip out, "wtf is this, i dont need this shit today"
>im laughing, cops let me go
>never saw speedy again

good shit

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Please take me dubs, end my suffering

Because college degree.

If this is the same teenager he posted this earlier with McDonalds as his workplace.

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Chefs at Burger King make a lot more than $9 an hour

chefsroll.com/chef-profile?crurl=JohnKoch

>tfw that's double the amount I receive and I have a college degree.

assuming 40 hour work week, 40hr * 4wk = 160 hr/month * $9/hr = $1440 / month.
That's really not so bad.
500 rent
100 electric
100 phone/internet
200 food
200 insurance.
that's like 1100 which leaves you with 340 for whatever, drugs or hookers

Come to Wendy's. I'm a hamburger technician, make $145k/yr, and have a 10 inch penis.

Because you're not a chef.

Faggot.

>$500
>US
In the US 500 dollars can't really get your rent covered. In most states you can barely rent a room for that much

Yeah man, you meet good folks on the job. Pay is fucking garbage, work is smelly as fuck and shitty, but the customers are usually awesome and you gotta have a funny fucking mindset to cut fish 8 hours a day, so your coworkers are cool.

Also
>Mexicans
Kek

>Worked with a dude from El Salvador
>Awesome dude, loves America and being American, cuts fish faster then a serial killer would cut a prostitute
>Every time a mexican comes in he hides in the back and cuts shit up
>Ask him about it one day
>"Mexicans are shit breh, they no love America, they no love work mang. They no love America, I no love them mang."
>"I vote Trump, he send them all back, I laugh hard because I am American now. I laugh hard when we build wall!"

Taxes bro

löl

>chef

>Your job is essential to society.

lolno. I can cook for myself and I never get my order wrong. If I go for fast food it's out of convenience, not necessity. Nice try, though.

haha based Salvadorian

I went to Burger King today for the first time in about 20 years and ordered a whopper. It had no whopper sauce.

after what you did to me, you don't even deserve oxygen.

wth is whopper sauce

so no mayo and ketchup?

>chef
Top fucking kek

Worked at burgercucks for a while and if you see all those sub humans working there you know why it's low wage

The lowest tier of existence is slaving there

El Salvador is based, they have some sort of rivalry with mexico and they genocide natives. They are pretty insecure about being part native tho.

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